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ALL NIGHT last night and ALL this morning and NOW that mangy mutt continues to BARK LOUDLY! It's as if someone took his/her bone, someone's tearing down his/her doghouse AND it (the DAMN dog) has a DEEP splinter.
HOW MANY TIMES must I "BITCH n' MOAN" to BOTH the house-residents (my NEIGHBORS) AND the "community-police", before someone actually does something/ANYTHING about my FOUR complaints?!
My RECOMMENDED course-of-action for said "community-cops":
1) Do your JOB!
(… I'm gonna WET MY PANTS from--MOCKINGLY--laughing at y'all so HARD!)
2) Have A LITTLE consideration for the OTHER/NEARBY community-members. Tell these particular residents:
"Be kind-ER to your dog AND nearby residents. Either MUZZLE the canine, or keep it INDOORS! Your neighbor (ME) is getting VERY PERTURBED by the CONSTANT barking. Now, I don't know FOR SURE, but I've heard HORROR-stories! Some say he's … CRAZY! …
Long story short: Just be QUIET, 'cuz you're NOT!
(… STILL barking)
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