… APPARENTLY, I watch ENTIRELY TOO MANY movies.

…

But, I--USUALLY--relate the "cinematic-ART" to my "REHABILITATION".

(… SSSHHH!  I only PRETEND to have a "Traumatic Brain-Injury".)

(… Yes, I have the MENTAL "POWER" to MANIPULATE X-rays.)

(… GREATEST, ONGOING 6-year prank EVER!)

(… No, SERIOUSLY:

These injurIES have been the most SEVERE, UNFORTUNATE, CATASTROPHIC, incidental-TRAVESTY-causing incidents/situations of my ENTIRE LIFE!)

I do NOT wish such MISFORTUNE upon my WORST ENEMY!

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