… I bought a

…

FULLY-LOADED  (with "ALL the bells and whistles"), custom-designed

VAN!

The BEST part is that it's VERY CAPABLE of 

(COMFORTABLY) transporting me in my

MOTORIZED-wheelchair!

(YES, YAY!)

I won't mention the name of the transport-service I WAS using.

But, HHHMMM, how could I put this DELICATELY?

MOST--not all--of the drivers SUCK!

(… They're MEAN, RUDE, IMPATIENT and ILLOGICAL!)

(… Good RIDDANCE!)

P.S. It has a RAMP … and FOUR buckles/straps to SECURE my chair.

(… WHEW!)

P.P.S. It has TWO DIFFERENT dvd-players.

(I RARELY use 'em. 

But, they're nice for guests … for a VAN-PARTY!)

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