(WARNING) "RING, RING!" … "RING, RING!"

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Early this morning (at ~10:00 am EDT), "NATURE called" … TWICE.

FIRST, I WALKED--WITH my walker--to my toilet.

NEXT, I "STOOD"--leaning on my toilet-railings--to urinate into my toilet. 

(I had ZERO/NO "spills"/"leaks"/"ERRANT DRIPS" … for the FIRST TIME in ~SIX YEARS!)

THEN, I "WALKED" over to my wheelchair by my bathroom-sink to brush my teeth.

FINALLY, I "WALKED" BACK to my toilet to "drop a DEUCE".

(… Overall, I'd say that my BODY had a VERY PRODUCTIVE morning in terms of INDEPENDENT-maneuvering and secreting/excreting bodily-WASTE!)

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