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My mom gave me a Slinky.
Alas, she has a dog, so "(metaphorical) SHIT happened".
So, when asked about said present, I replied:
…
"Well, PART OF a Slinky.
… I STRAIGHTENED it."
(--Eagon, 'Ghostbusters 2')
(… I was/AM SO STRANGE!)
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Monday, June 23, 2014
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