"I CAN'T be hiding under the bed."

… "Only a WIMP would do that."
(--'Home Alone')

1) I am NOT a "wimp".
((Actually, I have BIG (METAPHORICAL) "BALLZ"--meaning: I'm VERY "BRAVE".))

2) My G-tube, my 206 bones and the fact that I'm NOT "Mr. Fantastic"/'Reed Richards"/"Rubber-Man"(--'The Fantastic Four')PREVENT/DIS-allow me from committing such a :bone-CRUNCHING" act of FEAR.

3) ONLY my mom's (ANNOYING) canine-companion "SNEAKS" under MY bed.
(It's HARDLY "sneaking", when the dog CONSTANTLY, LOUDLY, RANDOMLY barks.)


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