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"If it AIN'T BROKE, DON'T fix it."
Even BEFORE my HORRIFIC, "TRAUMATIC" car-accident, NUMBERS "governed" (METAPHORICALLY) my life.
NOW, it's APPROXIMATELY 6.48 FULL YEARS LATER. When I maneuver in/about my rather ROOMY abode, I STILL regulate myself.
My MOTORIZED-wheelchair has a SPEED-regulator.
When I'm turning or backing-up, I generally travel at "Speed-ONE".
(The "SPEEDS" range from "ONE" to "FIVE".)
When I'm in a room, I go "Speed TWO".
When I'm moving through my "CAVERNOUS" family room, I USUALLY "move through" at "SPEED THREE".
HOWEVER, if I am feeling particularly "BADASS", I MAY "CRANK UP" the/my "SPEED" to "FOUR" … or even "FIVE".
IF I were to CRASH into something, let's HOPE I can--YET AGAIN--talk my way out of a ticket from authorities.
(Cross your fingers.)
(… Oh, wait. I'M the "AUTHORITY" in MY HOUSE!)
(… WHEW!)
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Tuesday, December 24, 2013
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