… I thought I'd give an HONEST, UN-biased view/opinion of MY "AUTO-biography".
It would--UNQUESTIONINGLY WIN "BEST":
-- "Drama", 'cuz my story is VERY EMOTIONAL
-- "Comedy", 'cuz I'm just FUNNY
(HUMOR is my "safety-valve", when I'm uncomfortable.)
-- "Tragedy", 'cuz my accident was VERY UNFORTUNATE
-- "Horror", 'cuz it was a "GUT-WRENCHING" "TEAR-JERKER"
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Monday, March 3, 2014
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- "It's SCIENCE."
- "ACTIONS 'speak LOUDER' than WORDS."
- When in doubt, use HUMOR.
- How HUMBLING … but TRUE!
- I'm so thankful I'm alive."
- GOTTA "prep"!
- … http://sports.yahoo.com/news/study-mma-brain-in...
- "NeuroFit 360" gets the ASSIST!
- (A picture of a "LIGHT BULB"--on my "communication...
- Ha ha HA!
- I've got BIG (METAPHORIC, FIGURATIVE) "BALLZ"!
- I "have been WEIGHED. (I) have been MEASURED. (I...
- "The THIRD time's the CHARM!"
- HHHMMM, that's a VERY VALID point.
- … "NOW, I'm thinking about the ORIGIN of the phras...
- YAY for VISIBLE/AUDILE POSITIVE results!
- … ALAS, (SHRUG) they were "so CLOSE … yet so FAR"!
- GOOD things don't come EASY.
- "March Mat-Mayhem"
- So, I've got THAT goin' for me--which is nice.
- (GASP!) Am I getting WORSE?!
- I've GOTTA KEEP "pluggin'"!
- I NEED comedy!
- 'Tis I!
- Don't ACT like you didN'T KNOW!
- "Even in TOUGH times, you've gotta stay FOCUSED."
- SUBTERFUGE
- "I'm having a SHITTY day. Tell me a joke."
- I WONDER!
- My DOUBTERS (Read: "doctors") observing my PHENOME...
- USUALLY/NORMALLY, I do NOT do this.
- Quantitative Comparison:
- 'Tis SAD but TRUE.
- OVERCOMING adversity
- Oh, sweet I-RON-Y!
- PLEASE excuse my TRUANCY!
- … "There are SOME people (who) say that PROGRESS i...
- "That's the thing about SMART GUYS."
- (WARNING) 'Iron WILL'
- "EVERYONE possesses the POWER to CHANGE (his/her) ...
- UNFORTUNATELY, some people make me feel like "John...
- "The END justifies the MEANS."
- … More Mental-Melodrama Metaphorically "Mounted"!
- "EXCELLENCE knows NO AGE."
- APATHY is NEVER a good sign.
- Ha ha HA!
- Thanks A LOT, "NeuriFit 360"-staff! I needed THAT!
- Since EVERYTHING takes ME a little LONGER,
- … MORE "walking":
- 'KUDOS' to BOTH!
- (WARNING) NOT so 'Dumb & Dumber'
- Can I get an "AMEN!"?
- "I can accept FAILURE."
- My TRAGIC accident--and resulting doctors--WANTED ...
- … "That's what SHE said!"
- FANTASTIC day!
- OBVIOUSLY, I'm NOT
- … "Jeopardy"-ANSWER:
- So, I have a "Traumatic Brain-Injury".
- My OCCUPATIONAL-history:
- "Food for THOUGHT":
- … I'm (IM-patiently) (… SSSHHH!) tapping my foot.
- (SIGH) CONTRARY to the thoughts of the GOVERNMENT,
- PROOF that the human brain is NOT located in the L...
- … So, I've been IMPROVING with/on MANY of my movem...
- I have a MAJOR problem with my LEGS!
- In honor of last night's Oscars-ceremony/presentat...
- "The difference between 'ordinary' ' and 'extraord...
- --'The Bone Collector'
- GREAT start to my week!
- TRIAL & ERROR:
- I guess I WAS kinda like "John Mason" of 'The Rock'.
- HAPPY thoughts = RELAXING thoughts
- ANYONE with ME?!
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