… "That's what SHE said!"

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(--Michael Scott, 'The Office')

… While I was WALKING around "NeuroFit 360", the "secretary" (I don't know her ACTUAL job-title.) asked me where my mom was with all my groceries.

My reply: "Mam, I'm eight years old.  D'ya think I'd be here ... ALONE?!"

… JUST KIDDING!

I am ACTUALLY "eight years old" …. PLUS 20+ YEARS.

However, NOBODY questioned my WALKING-exercises.

I was MOCK-quoting Kevin McCallister (Macauley Caulkin) in 'Home Alone'

P.S. Said "shopping-cart" was WEIGHED DOWN--to help my steering--with TWO 35-pound weights.

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