… "that LITTLE 'extra'."
(--'Waiting')
… "ACCEPTING-RESPONSIBILITY" is
(MOCKING-Donald Trump voice) "YUUUUUJE!"
Making bad decisions is a part of life. Blaming others for your
bad decisions is immaturity.
…
…
Speaking of "EXTRA", I watched the HILARIOUS film, 'What
About Bob?' this morning before Karate-class.
Bob: "Roses are RED. Violets are BLUE. I'm a
SCHIZOPHRENIC. …
And, so am I."
…
ME--as Bob: "Ever heard of 'Tourette-syndrome'?"
MY NeuroPsychologist's reply: "It's extremely-RARE."
ME--as Bob: "Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch! Bastard, douche-
bag, twat, numb-nuts, dick-head, BITCH!"
HER response: "WHY, exactly, are you doing this?!"
ME: "If I FAKE it, then I doN'T have it."
...
HER--as Psychiatrist DR. Leo Marvin--to ME: "Ya know, the
BEST Psychologist--for YOU is … YOURSELF."
…
Regarding MY Sleeping-arrangements:
"Well, … I PREFER facing South-EAST."
(--Bob Wiley, 'W.A.B.')
…
Whoa, whoa, WHOA!
My LEFT-/INJURED-foot "'suffered a REALLY BAD/PAINFUL
'charlie-horse'" this morning, as I SAT in my MANUAL
-wheelchair this morning. I couldN'T move my LEFT-foot for
~14 minutes! … 'Twas an AWFUL-feeling!
(… 'Twas the FIRST-time in … I doN'T KNOW how LONG …
I've experienced ANY-kind of "SENSATION" in my LOWER
appendages. …. The jury's still DELIBERATING on whether
THAT's a GOOD-indication for/from MY "neural-network".)
…
WHEW!
UN-fortunately, my 'Sempai' was NOT-present at Karate-
class today.
(… APPARENTLY, he's on VACATION … with his
GIRLFRIEND … at "Universal Studios".)
(… I ENVY him.)
NONETHELESS, my "Martial Arts"-PROFESSOR said that
WE may go-over my NEW techniques on … TUESDAY!
(… So, I've gotta create MORE!)
…
I greeted "Trick-or-Treater"s from my driveway … starting at
~6:30 pm EDT.
((I wore MY Karate-'uniform'(-'gi') & my black belt--with MY
NAME on it--to MEET kids … in my driveway.))
… So, I sat in/on my driveway for ~94 (SOMEWHAT-
UN-eventful) minutes. I "TREAT"ed 220% of "a HANDFUL"
of YOUNG-guests. (… TODAY/TONIGHT is about the
KIDS.)
(… My visitors included … 11 KIDS, 5 'rents--2 COSTUMED
& 2 buddy's folks in a CAR … in an hour & 34 minutes.)
ALL of the children visited within the first ~42 minutes.
(… HENCE my going-IN after ~52 minutes of IN-activity)
(… 11 guests / ~42 minutes = ~26.19% --> my INITIAL
"guest-EFFICIENCY rating")
(… THAT soon/later "FELL-to" … 0.00%.)
P.S. PLEASE remember about "Daylight-Savings" TONIGHT!
...
Monday, March 3, 2014
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- YAY for VISIBLE/AUDILE POSITIVE results!
- … ALAS, (SHRUG) they were "so CLOSE … yet so FAR"!
- GOOD things don't come EASY.
- "March Mat-Mayhem"
- So, I've got THAT goin' for me--which is nice.
- (GASP!) Am I getting WORSE?!
- I've GOTTA KEEP "pluggin'"!
- I NEED comedy!
- 'Tis I!
- Don't ACT like you didN'T KNOW!
- "Even in TOUGH times, you've gotta stay FOCUSED."
- SUBTERFUGE
- "I'm having a SHITTY day. Tell me a joke."
- I WONDER!
- My DOUBTERS (Read: "doctors") observing my PHENOME...
- USUALLY/NORMALLY, I do NOT do this.
- Quantitative Comparison:
- 'Tis SAD but TRUE.
- OVERCOMING adversity
- Oh, sweet I-RON-Y!
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- "The END justifies the MEANS."
- … More Mental-Melodrama Metaphorically "Mounted"!
- "EXCELLENCE knows NO AGE."
- APATHY is NEVER a good sign.
- Ha ha HA!
- Thanks A LOT, "NeuriFit 360"-staff! I needed THAT!
- Since EVERYTHING takes ME a little LONGER,
- … MORE "walking":
- 'KUDOS' to BOTH!
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- Can I get an "AMEN!"?
- "I can accept FAILURE."
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- … "That's what SHE said!"
- FANTASTIC day!
- OBVIOUSLY, I'm NOT
- … "Jeopardy"-ANSWER:
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- My OCCUPATIONAL-history:
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- GREAT start to my week!
- TRIAL & ERROR:
- I guess I WAS kinda like "John Mason" of 'The Rock'.
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