My OCCUPATIONAL-history:

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"When I was SIX years old, I had a FULL-TIME job."
(--'Major Payne')


… SOON, I will operate MY OWN MATH-tutoring service.


(… Although, I do NOT want any SYMPATHY for my "CONDITION".

"You want 'SYMPATHY'?  Look in the dictionary between 'SHI'T and 'SYPHILIS'.")

(Ha ha HA!)


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