....
I'm TRYIN'-to FOCUS-on my writing!
... But, my "DISTRACTIONS" of SPORTS, MOVIES & SOCIALIZING are ... PLEASANT.
...
Monday, September 26, 2016
"'HOPE' is a GOOD-thing ... maybe the BEST of things."
... --Andy Dufresne, 'Shawshank Redemption'
-- I HOPE my mom STOPS INTERFERING-with MY schedule & PISSING-off BOTH MY employees AND me!
(... BREATHE, A.J.! ... "OOOHHHMMM")
-- "NEW-'SHIT' ... has 'come-to-LIGHT'!"
(--The DUDE, 'The Big Lebowski')
-- I'm HAPPILY-BUSY!
...
-- I HOPE my mom STOPS INTERFERING-with MY schedule & PISSING-off BOTH MY employees AND me!
(... BREATHE, A.J.! ... "OOOHHHMMM")
-- "NEW-'SHIT' ... has 'come-to-LIGHT'!"
(--The DUDE, 'The Big Lebowski')
-- I'm HAPPILY-BUSY!
...
... BUSY-day WRITIN'!
...
MY AUTObiography, MY Technique-dvd, SPEECH-Therapy PRACTICE, NeuralPsychoTherapist-testing ... &
... MENTAL-notes on LIFE!
...
MY AUTObiography, MY Technique-dvd, SPEECH-Therapy PRACTICE, NeuralPsychoTherapist-testing ... &
... MENTAL-notes on LIFE!
...
(AUDIBLE-sigh) BUSILY--but HAPPILY--makin' it THROUGH the day
...
ALAS! SHUCKS!YESTERDAY, I DELIBERATELY-selected a PARTICULAR-shirt to wear to my "NeuralPsychoTherapy"-session. ... Then, TODAY I FORGOT-to point-out the ironic-HILARITY to my NeuralPsychoTherapist.
... I'll wear it AGAIN ... 'en tres semanas'.
(... It says/reads:
"I'm sorry, if I LOOKED INTERESTED.
... I was probably thinkin' about drinkin' a BEER."
-- 'Twas a "SOLID" SPEECH-Therapy session ... of EATING, 'Scrabble' & TONGUE-movement!
-- I had LITTLE BREAK-time to BLOG!
...
ALAS! SHUCKS!YESTERDAY, I DELIBERATELY-selected a PARTICULAR-shirt to wear to my "NeuralPsychoTherapy"-session. ... Then, TODAY I FORGOT-to point-out the ironic-HILARITY to my NeuralPsychoTherapist.
... I'll wear it AGAIN ... 'en tres semanas'.
(... It says/reads:
"I'm sorry, if I LOOKED INTERESTED.
... I was probably thinkin' about drinkin' a BEER."
-- 'Twas a "SOLID" SPEECH-Therapy session ... of EATING, 'Scrabble' & TONGUE-movement!
-- I had LITTLE BREAK-time to BLOG!
...
GOTTA "make-DO"!
...
I BEGAN my day with my "HAPPY-day ROUTINE" of
-- ALOTTA-crunches,
-- ALOTTA-"trunk-ROTATIONS",
-- Email-checks
&
-- Autobiography-writing.
... I'm "makin' some DECENT-headway" on my AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
-- I spent some QUALITY-time with my sister.
... I narrowly-BEAT her in cribbage.
... I snuck-out my SPEECH-Therapist's "PHRASE-Notes" to PRACTICE my Voice-INTELLIGIBILITY with her.
(... Out of 42 RECITED polysyllabic-phrases, I HAD-to repeat ONLY-three.) (... 3/42 = ~7.14%)
-- I've, UN-fortunately, had a FEW UPSETTING-incidents ... over the LAST ~36 hours. ... Ergo, I've been BUSILY ADDING-to ... my "JOURNAL".
-- I had a PRODUCTIVE--yet CONFUSING--"SPEECH-Therapy"-session.
-- My NeuralPsychoTherapist HAD-to POSTPONE today's session ... 'til 'mañana por la mañana'.
...
I BEGAN my day with my "HAPPY-day ROUTINE" of
-- ALOTTA-crunches,
-- ALOTTA-"trunk-ROTATIONS",
-- Email-checks
&
-- Autobiography-writing.
... I'm "makin' some DECENT-headway" on my AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
-- I spent some QUALITY-time with my sister.
... I narrowly-BEAT her in cribbage.
... I snuck-out my SPEECH-Therapist's "PHRASE-Notes" to PRACTICE my Voice-INTELLIGIBILITY with her.
(... Out of 42 RECITED polysyllabic-phrases, I HAD-to repeat ONLY-three.) (... 3/42 = ~7.14%)
-- I've, UN-fortunately, had a FEW UPSETTING-incidents ... over the LAST ~36 hours. ... Ergo, I've been BUSILY ADDING-to ... my "JOURNAL".
-- I had a PRODUCTIVE--yet CONFUSING--"SPEECH-Therapy"-session.
-- My NeuralPsychoTherapist HAD-to POSTPONE today's session ... 'til 'mañana por la mañana'.
...
"FIND the JOY" in ANYTHING & EVERYTHING.
...
This morning I awoke to find--UN-fortunately--that, after THREE weeks with TWO teams, I had experienced my FIRST-LOSS ... in "Fantasy Football".
(... SHUCKS! ... 'Twas 108-105.)
... So, I'm 3-0 and 2-1.
(... Salright? SALRIGHT.)
... I'm STILL MORE-than SATISFIED with my PERFORMANCE--thus-far--as a "Fantasy-'VIRGIN'".
-- I "maneuvered" ONE lightly-fried EGG--INSIDE my mouth & did various TONGUE-/LIP-movement exercises in my SPEECH-Therapy.
-- I EXCELLED at NEW stepping-, bending- & "weight-SHIFTING"-exercises at 'NeuroFit 30'--my predominantly-"LEG-gym".
-- BACK-to my autobiography ...
-- AAAHHH, the feeling-of "ASSISTING-someone withOUT ANY-benefits to ME" is GREAT!
... My NEW-housemate JUST-asked me HOW-to BETTER-present his findings to his BOSS.
... I RECOMMENDED the PERCENTAGES over the ACTUAL-figures, 'cuz SAID-"boss" will PROBABLY WANT-to EXTRAPOLATE the FEW trials over a largER-caseload.
... He EMPHATICALLY- & GRATEFULLY-AGREED!
...
This morning I awoke to find--UN-fortunately--that, after THREE weeks with TWO teams, I had experienced my FIRST-LOSS ... in "Fantasy Football".
(... SHUCKS! ... 'Twas 108-105.)
... So, I'm 3-0 and 2-1.
(... Salright? SALRIGHT.)
... I'm STILL MORE-than SATISFIED with my PERFORMANCE--thus-far--as a "Fantasy-'VIRGIN'".
-- I "maneuvered" ONE lightly-fried EGG--INSIDE my mouth & did various TONGUE-/LIP-movement exercises in my SPEECH-Therapy.
-- I EXCELLED at NEW stepping-, bending- & "weight-SHIFTING"-exercises at 'NeuroFit 30'--my predominantly-"LEG-gym".
-- BACK-to my autobiography ...
-- AAAHHH, the feeling-of "ASSISTING-someone withOUT ANY-benefits to ME" is GREAT!
... My NEW-housemate JUST-asked me HOW-to BETTER-present his findings to his BOSS.
... I RECOMMENDED the PERCENTAGES over the ACTUAL-figures, 'cuz SAID-"boss" will PROBABLY WANT-to EXTRAPOLATE the FEW trials over a largER-caseload.
... He EMPHATICALLY- & GRATEFULLY-AGREED!
...
Sunday, September 25, 2016
'Twas my "Day of SPORTS".
...
THAT's an INTERESTING-analogy ... for a "NON-theologian"/SPORTS-fanatic ... such-as MYSELF:
"If God & the Devil were to play FOOTBALL, ... the SITE of the 'GAME' would-be in your MIND."
(--'The Craft')
... So, the quote/film SUGGESTS/IMPLIES that RELIGIOUS-BELIEFS are MORE "pullings"/'creations" of the BRAIN ... & NOT the HEART.
-- Aaah, PRE-football, there was SO-MUCH on television to "SURF"-between:
(... 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens', ''White Men Can't Jump'' & 'Along Came a Spider')
(... FANTSTIC "SWITCH-a-ROO"!)
-- I got my new housemate hooked-on ...
... 'SCORPION'!
...
THAT's an INTERESTING-analogy ... for a "NON-theologian"/SPORTS-fanatic ... such-as MYSELF:
"If God & the Devil were to play FOOTBALL, ... the SITE of the 'GAME' would-be in your MIND."
(--'The Craft')
... So, the quote/film SUGGESTS/IMPLIES that RELIGIOUS-BELIEFS are MORE "pullings"/'creations" of the BRAIN ... & NOT the HEART.
-- Aaah, PRE-football, there was SO-MUCH on television to "SURF"-between:
(... 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens', ''White Men Can't Jump'' & 'Along Came a Spider')
(... FANTSTIC "SWITCH-a-ROO"!)
-- I got my new housemate hooked-on ...
... 'SCORPION'!
...
Friday, September 23, 2016
'Twas--SURPRISINGLY--a GREAT day!
... NO, I am NOT JUST saying THAT, 'cuz I "EVACUATED my BOWELS".
(... Although, 'twas a STUPENDOUS-START to my DAY, ... 'cuz my WEEKEND-Nurse URGED me to ACCEPT the OPTION of Bowel-STIMULANT. ... I REFUSED.
(WARNING) ... And, sure-enough, ~30 minutes AFTER my FIRST-"breakfast", I "let-LOOSE" ... with a MEDIUM, SEMI-solid "FECAL 'FUN-anza'".
(... Who KNOWS MY-body BETTER-than I?!
...
(AWKWARD-silence)
...
NOOOBBBODDDYYY!)
-- I had a GREAT-day of BONDING with my NEW-housemate!
... We watched my VALEDICTORY.
... We watched a-BUNCH of FUNNY 'Lonely Island'-videos.
... We planned a PARTY ... that just HAPPENS-to fall-ON the SAME-day as HIS 30th birthday & MY 31st & a HALF "ANNIVERSARY ... aboard Earth"!
-- OTHER-than the-ABOVE, I ... just "shot the 'SHIT'"!
...
(... Although, 'twas a STUPENDOUS-START to my DAY, ... 'cuz my WEEKEND-Nurse URGED me to ACCEPT the OPTION of Bowel-STIMULANT. ... I REFUSED.
(WARNING) ... And, sure-enough, ~30 minutes AFTER my FIRST-"breakfast", I "let-LOOSE" ... with a MEDIUM, SEMI-solid "FECAL 'FUN-anza'".
(... Who KNOWS MY-body BETTER-than I?!
...
(AWKWARD-silence)
...
NOOOBBBODDDYYY!)
-- I had a GREAT-day of BONDING with my NEW-housemate!
... We watched my VALEDICTORY.
... We watched a-BUNCH of FUNNY 'Lonely Island'-videos.
... We planned a PARTY ... that just HAPPENS-to fall-ON the SAME-day as HIS 30th birthday & MY 31st & a HALF "ANNIVERSARY ... aboard Earth"!
-- OTHER-than the-ABOVE, I ... just "shot the 'SHIT'"!
...
Hey, all. 'Member ME?!
...
-- I attended my HIGH SCHOOL's "Alumni - Homecoming game against Hallandale with my NEW- & EX- housemates.
... We were playin' like SHIT! ... But, we STILL-LED 14-0, who it started POURING at ~8:15 pm. So, we LEFT.
... I saw NUMEROUS EX-classmtes, ... who-ALL have KIDS.
(... I grew SAD.)
...
-- I attended my HIGH SCHOOL's "Alumni - Homecoming game against Hallandale with my NEW- & EX- housemates.
... We were playin' like SHIT! ... But, we STILL-LED 14-0, who it started POURING at ~8:15 pm. So, we LEFT.
... I saw NUMEROUS EX-classmtes, ... who-ALL have KIDS.
(... I grew SAD.)
...
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Day of DECISIONS
...
-- AFTER my "Morning-crunches", should I get-UP EARLY?
(... I DID.)
-- I've been having some-TROUBLE with ONE of my email-accounts.
(... Sooo, I CHANGED the password ... & emailed my OTHER-address ... to REMEMBER.)
-- I HAD-to DECIDE-between attending my high school's ALUMNI-/'HOMECOMING-game (FOOTBALL) tomorrow night & hangin' out with my NEW housemate TOMORROW.
... With my ex-housemate's SCHEDULING-help, I can (SOMEHOW) do BOTH!
-- Inclement-/AWFUL-weather FORCED me to QUESTION whether my WHEELCHAIR could-HANDLE the WIND & RAIN.
... Since my "Professor"'s out-of-town, I stayed-IN & wrote.
...
-- AFTER my "Morning-crunches", should I get-UP EARLY?
(... I DID.)
-- I've been having some-TROUBLE with ONE of my email-accounts.
(... Sooo, I CHANGED the password ... & emailed my OTHER-address ... to REMEMBER.)
-- I HAD-to DECIDE-between attending my high school's ALUMNI-/'HOMECOMING-game (FOOTBALL) tomorrow night & hangin' out with my NEW housemate TOMORROW.
... With my ex-housemate's SCHEDULING-help, I can (SOMEHOW) do BOTH!
-- Inclement-/AWFUL-weather FORCED me to QUESTION whether my WHEELCHAIR could-HANDLE the WIND & RAIN.
... Since my "Professor"'s out-of-town, I stayed-IN & wrote.
...
(AUDIBLE-sigh) ALWAYS-planning
...
-- I HAD-to review & edit/revise my ex-housemate's "CONTRACT" that he prepared for my NEW-housemate's ARRIVAL ... this FRIDAY.
... I ADDED a "bullet-point" about NECESSARY-communication.
-- I (TENTATIVELY) FINISHED-up--my FIRST-DRAFT of--my "technique-list" for my dvd-taping.
... 'Tis a-LOT of REQUIRED-orgnization!
...
-- I HAD-to review & edit/revise my ex-housemate's "CONTRACT" that he prepared for my NEW-housemate's ARRIVAL ... this FRIDAY.
... I ADDED a "bullet-point" about NECESSARY-communication.
-- I (TENTATIVELY) FINISHED-up--my FIRST-DRAFT of--my "technique-list" for my dvd-taping.
... 'Tis a-LOT of REQUIRED-orgnization!
...
I'm NOT-feeling ... the BEST. ( : ( )
... Nonetheless, I just "SUCK it UP", & "trudge-ONward".
... I wonder WHY I'm NOT in a BETTER emotional-state.
(... MAYBE I'm ... "Man-Strating". ?!)
... A GREAT "SPEECH Therapy"-session HELPED my mood.
(... Flaw-LESS eating of ONE over-easy EGG, FANTASTIC 'Scrabble'-game, ENCOURAGING tongue- & lip-movement)
-- I wrote a-LOT & just kinda-CHILLED
...
... I wonder WHY I'm NOT in a BETTER emotional-state.
(... MAYBE I'm ... "Man-Strating". ?!)
... A GREAT "SPEECH Therapy"-session HELPED my mood.
(... Flaw-LESS eating of ONE over-easy EGG, FANTASTIC 'Scrabble'-game, ENCOURAGING tongue- & lip-movement)
-- I wrote a-LOT & just kinda-CHILLED
...
Monday, September 19, 2016
(YAAAAAAAWWWN) DAMN my IM-patience!
... (AUDIBLE-sigh)
I hadN'T "EVACUATED my BOWELS" in ~81 HOURS. ... I wasN'T experiencing ANY-PAIN.
(WHEW!)
... I JUST-felt ... that I was-DUE. ... Sooo, I (silly-ME) asked my Evening-/Weekend-Nurse for some "Bowel-STIMULANT".
... (WARNING) There MUST've been some-kind of MIS-communication, 'cuz she "PUMPED me FULL-of SO-MUCH "Bowel-STIMULANT" that I PROCEEDED-to launch THREE "POOP-Parties" in a span of ~11.5 HOURS ... including TWO, while I was SLEEPING.
... Sooo, I've been rather-TIRED ALL-day. ... Nevertheless, I "sucked-it UP" ... & produced a FANTASTICALLY-FABULOUS workout at 'NeuroFit 360' ... of TONS of "WALKING" with JUST a walking-CANE & SPOTTER!
... PLUS, I did ALOTTA ab-work ... in bed.
...
I hadN'T "EVACUATED my BOWELS" in ~81 HOURS. ... I wasN'T experiencing ANY-PAIN.
(WHEW!)
... I JUST-felt ... that I was-DUE. ... Sooo, I (silly-ME) asked my Evening-/Weekend-Nurse for some "Bowel-STIMULANT".
... (WARNING) There MUST've been some-kind of MIS-communication, 'cuz she "PUMPED me FULL-of SO-MUCH "Bowel-STIMULANT" that I PROCEEDED-to launch THREE "POOP-Parties" in a span of ~11.5 HOURS ... including TWO, while I was SLEEPING.
... Sooo, I've been rather-TIRED ALL-day. ... Nevertheless, I "sucked-it UP" ... & produced a FANTASTICALLY-FABULOUS workout at 'NeuroFit 360' ... of TONS of "WALKING" with JUST a walking-CANE & SPOTTER!
... PLUS, I did ALOTTA ab-work ... in bed.
...
Sunday, September 18, 2016
(FINISH!) (SUNDAY) '99 Problems' (ORIGINALLY sung/performed by Jay-Z)
...
'LEG-Nerve Problems'
"Since I'm having LEG-problems, read-ABOUT my 'stohr-EEZ'.
I've got LEG-nerve problems, but they'll be 'a BREEZE'.
Oh, JEEZ! My leg-NERVES are really gettin' ON my brain-NERVES!
I get so-frustrated that my 'WALKING' TENDS-to show 'SWERVES'
My mind TRIES-to LURE 'babes with CURVES'!
'Tis time that I STOP keepin' 'em in my-'RIH-ZERVES'.
I've GOTTA-give my LEFT-leg what it 'DIH-ZERVES'!
THAT would be my 'THNK-YOU' for ALL it 'SERVES'!
I'm definitely-IMPROVING ... from what my trainer 'AHB-ZERVES'!
If ya got a PROBLEM-with my-PROGRESS, then ... 'EAT-IT!'*
[Verse One]
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward *
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits well I don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to riches nigga I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus]
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Verse Two]
The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus X2]
[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping
He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them
D.A. tried to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
All because this fool was harrassin' them
Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems but being a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus X3]
You're crazy for this one Rick
It's your boy
'LEG-Nerve Problems'
"Since I'm having LEG-problems, read-ABOUT my 'stohr-EEZ'.
I've got LEG-nerve problems, but they'll be 'a BREEZE'.
Oh, JEEZ! My leg-NERVES are really gettin' ON my brain-NERVES!
I get so-frustrated that my 'WALKING' TENDS-to show 'SWERVES'
My mind TRIES-to LURE 'babes with CURVES'!
'Tis time that I STOP keepin' 'em in my-'RIH-ZERVES'.
I've GOTTA-give my LEFT-leg what it 'DIH-ZERVES'!
THAT would be my 'THNK-YOU' for ALL it 'SERVES'!
I'm definitely-IMPROVING ... from what my trainer 'AHB-ZERVES'!
If ya got a PROBLEM-with my-PROGRESS, then ... 'EAT-IT!'*
[Verse One]
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward *
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits well I don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to riches nigga I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus]
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Verse Two]
The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus X2]
[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping
He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them
D.A. tried to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
All because this fool was harrassin' them
Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems but being a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus X3]
You're crazy for this one Rick
It's your boy
(FINISH!) (SUNDAY) '99 Problems' (ORIGINALLY sung/performed by Jay-Z)
...
'LEG-Nerve Problems'
"Since I'm having LEG-problems, read-ABOUT my 'stohr-EEZ'.
I've got LEG-nerve problems, but they'll be 'a BREEZE'.
Oh, JEEZ! My leg-NERVES are really gettin' ON my brain-NERVES!
I get so-frustrated that my 'WALKING' TENDS-to show 'SWERVES'
My mind TRIES-to LURE 'babes with CURVES'!
'Tis time that I STOP keepin' 'em in my-'RIH-ZERVES'.
I've GOTTA-give my LEFT-leg what it 'DIH-ZERVES'!
THAT would be my 'THNK-YOU' for ALL it 'SERVES'!
I'm definitely-IMPROVING ... from what my trainer 'AHB-ZERVES'!
If ya got a PROBLEM-with my-PROGRESS, then ... 'EAT-IT!'*
[Verse One]
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward *
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits well I don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to riches nigga I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus]
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Verse Two]
The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus X2]
[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping
He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them
D.A. tried to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
All because this fool was harrassin' them
Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems but being a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus X3]
You're crazy for this one Rick
It's your boy
'LEG-Nerve Problems'
"Since I'm having LEG-problems, read-ABOUT my 'stohr-EEZ'.
I've got LEG-nerve problems, but they'll be 'a BREEZE'.
Oh, JEEZ! My leg-NERVES are really gettin' ON my brain-NERVES!
I get so-frustrated that my 'WALKING' TENDS-to show 'SWERVES'
My mind TRIES-to LURE 'babes with CURVES'!
'Tis time that I STOP keepin' 'em in my-'RIH-ZERVES'.
I've GOTTA-give my LEFT-leg what it 'DIH-ZERVES'!
THAT would be my 'THNK-YOU' for ALL it 'SERVES'!
I'm definitely-IMPROVING ... from what my trainer 'AHB-ZERVES'!
If ya got a PROBLEM-with my-PROGRESS, then ... 'EAT-IT!'*
[Verse One]
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward *
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits well I don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to riches nigga I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus]
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Verse Two]
The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus X2]
[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping
He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them
D.A. tried to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
All because this fool was harrassin' them
Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems but being a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus X3]
You're crazy for this one Rick
It's your boy
Sunday, September 11, 2016
GREAT--but--BUSY day!
...
'Twas a FANTASTIC-day of Martial Arts, NCAA football & socializing!
-- I've GOTTA focus-on my OTHER-two WRITING-projects:
my AUTOBIOGRAPHY & my dvd-prep for/of my TECHNIQUES.
...
'Twas a FANTASTIC-day of Martial Arts, NCAA football & socializing!
-- I've GOTTA focus-on my OTHER-two WRITING-projects:
my AUTOBIOGRAPHY & my dvd-prep for/of my TECHNIQUES.
...
'Twas actually ... a GREAT-day!
...
-- I awoke EARLY--'cuz I HAD-to ("WALK" to 'mi JUAN' to) "VOID my BLADDER". (~4:15 am)
( : ( )
... Since "WALKING" always REALLY wakes me UP (LITERALLY), I BEGAN my "'Martial Arts'-technique FILING" for my imminent-DVD.
(... YAY!)
-- TERRIFIC-workout--as USUAL--at 'NeuroFit 30' today!
... I did ALOTTA "WALKING" ... with ONLY a walking-cane ... in my RIGHT-hand ... & a HELPFUL "Physical Therapy"-STUDENT's STABILIZING my LEFT-elbow.
... MOST of the "STUDENTS" do a GREAT-job!
-- For the FIRST-time in ... I doN'T KNOW how-LONG, ... I took a NAP!
... "I had a dream ... in-which the hamburger ... was EATIN' ME!"
(--Jerry, 'Seinfeld')
-- MORE book-writing ... & technique-filing
...
-- I awoke EARLY--'cuz I HAD-to ("WALK" to 'mi JUAN' to) "VOID my BLADDER". (~4:15 am)
( : ( )
... Since "WALKING" always REALLY wakes me UP (LITERALLY), I BEGAN my "'Martial Arts'-technique FILING" for my imminent-DVD.
(... YAY!)
-- TERRIFIC-workout--as USUAL--at 'NeuroFit 30' today!
... I did ALOTTA "WALKING" ... with ONLY a walking-cane ... in my RIGHT-hand ... & a HELPFUL "Physical Therapy"-STUDENT's STABILIZING my LEFT-elbow.
... MOST of the "STUDENTS" do a GREAT-job!
-- For the FIRST-time in ... I doN'T KNOW how-LONG, ... I took a NAP!
... "I had a dream ... in-which the hamburger ... was EATIN' ME!"
(--Jerry, 'Seinfeld')
-- MORE book-writing ... & technique-filing
...
It's been a ... "HECTIC" last 24 hours.
... (I put "HECTIC" in QUOTATION-marks, 'cuz I've had so-LITTLE to DO, ... that I've MOSTLY-been ... WRITING.)
... And, TODAY was rather-UNEVENTFUL as well.
... I DID-watch the movie, 'Jane Wants a Boyfriend'.
(... 'Tis about a lonely AUTISTIC woman's TRYING-to venture-OUT with her overprotective sister.
... I could REALLY-relate:
EVERYONE made these FALSE-assumptions about her INTELLIGENCE ... & degree of COMPREHENSION
(... How FRUSTRATING!)
-- WOWZA!
What a SPECTACULAR-"Martial Arts"-class!
(... And, NONE of MY techniques were even-SHOWN!)
... I asked Professor, IF he read my LATEST-email of techniques. ... He responded in the NEGATIVE. ... But, he RECOMMENDED that I make a dvd-SHOWING of MY ASSORTMENT of "KARATE/WRESTLING/JUJITSU"-techniques, ... 'cuz they're so "UNIQUE & HELPFUL"!
... It's NOT that I NEED recognition! ... But, it SURE-as-HELL feels GOOD!
(... So, I'll be CONCENTRATING-MORE on my OTHER-projects ... of AUTOBIOGRAPHY-writing & TECHNIQUE-organizing.)
...
... And, TODAY was rather-UNEVENTFUL as well.
... I DID-watch the movie, 'Jane Wants a Boyfriend'.
(... 'Tis about a lonely AUTISTIC woman's TRYING-to venture-OUT with her overprotective sister.
... I could REALLY-relate:
EVERYONE made these FALSE-assumptions about her INTELLIGENCE ... & degree of COMPREHENSION
(... How FRUSTRATING!)
-- WOWZA!
What a SPECTACULAR-"Martial Arts"-class!
(... And, NONE of MY techniques were even-SHOWN!)
... I asked Professor, IF he read my LATEST-email of techniques. ... He responded in the NEGATIVE. ... But, he RECOMMENDED that I make a dvd-SHOWING of MY ASSORTMENT of "KARATE/WRESTLING/JUJITSU"-techniques, ... 'cuz they're so "UNIQUE & HELPFUL"!
... It's NOT that I NEED recognition! ... But, it SURE-as-HELL feels GOOD!
(... So, I'll be CONCENTRATING-MORE on my OTHER-projects ... of AUTOBIOGRAPHY-writing & TECHNIQUE-organizing.)
...
(WEDNESDAY) I FORGOT.
...
(WARNING) GREAT start!
PRE-"FIRST-'breakfast'", I FELT my "stomach's RUMBLING" ... at ~7:00 am. .... Sooo, ..................
-- I designed yet-ANOTHER "Karate-Wrestling-Jujitsu"-technique early this afternoon. ... 'Tis for class TOMORROW ... or PROBABLY-Saturday.
... I "CHOREOGRAPHED" said-"technique" in-BETWEEN ... playing my mom in cribbage (I WON ... handily.) & "EATING" my FINAL "meal" of the day ... WHILST SEMI-watching 'Victor Frankenstein'.
... (APPARENTLY, ... I've ALWAYS-got "Martial Arts" "on ME mind".)
--
(WARNING) GREAT start!
PRE-"FIRST-'breakfast'", I FELT my "stomach's RUMBLING" ... at ~7:00 am. .... Sooo, ..................
-- I designed yet-ANOTHER "Karate-Wrestling-Jujitsu"-technique early this afternoon. ... 'Tis for class TOMORROW ... or PROBABLY-Saturday.
... I "CHOREOGRAPHED" said-"technique" in-BETWEEN ... playing my mom in cribbage (I WON ... handily.) & "EATING" my FINAL "meal" of the day ... WHILST SEMI-watching 'Victor Frankenstein'.
... (APPARENTLY, ... I've ALWAYS-got "Martial Arts" "on ME mind".)
--
"'TUESDAY''s 'ARMS & BACK'." (How IRONIC!)
... (--Ron, 'Anchorman')
(... The IRONY is that I have MY "UPPER body"-workouts on TUESDAY-miday. ... Ssshhh, AM I "Ronald Burgundy"?!)
(... I've GOTTA warm-up/stretch-out my LIPS & VOCAL CORDS:
"UNIQUE NEW YORK."--Ron, 'Anchorman')
-- I've noticed that ... RATHER-than "blogging A LOT", I'm WRITING often.
... I'll likely be-CONTINUING that "schedule" for the next ~few weeks.
... I HAD-to make my FIRST-entry into my "JOURNAL" ... of PEEVES, ... 'cuz my sister seems-to have NO-RESPECT for stuff that's NOT-hers!
...
(... The IRONY is that I have MY "UPPER body"-workouts on TUESDAY-miday. ... Ssshhh, AM I "Ronald Burgundy"?!)
(... I've GOTTA warm-up/stretch-out my LIPS & VOCAL CORDS:
"UNIQUE NEW YORK."--Ron, 'Anchorman')
-- I've noticed that ... RATHER-than "blogging A LOT", I'm WRITING often.
... I'll likely be-CONTINUING that "schedule" for the next ~few weeks.
... I HAD-to make my FIRST-entry into my "JOURNAL" ... of PEEVES, ... 'cuz my sister seems-to have NO-RESPECT for stuff that's NOT-hers!
...
EVERYONE--EVENTUALLY--NEEDS help!
... Yes, I AM VERY-STRONG & -CREATIVE & -INTUITIVE & -WISE ... MYSELF. ... But, I CERTAINLY-APPRECIATE ... ESPECIALLY in my PRESENT-"situation" ... ASSISTANCE.
... THANKFULLY, my MAIN-nurse & Caregiver TEAMED-up to CORRAL my NECESSARY nutritional-"medicine".
-- RATHER-than watching ALL 2+ hours of 'NUMB3RS'--as my USUAL-routine, I DECIDED-to start my BOOK-writing EARLY.
-- 'Twas ANOTHER PRODUCTIVE-day of
SPEECH (tone-/pitch-VARIATION, EATING) & WORKING-out (weight-SHIFTING, STANDING ... w/ LITTLE-to-NO assistance, ALOTTA-WALKING ... w/ JUST a CANE ... & crunches)!
...
... THANKFULLY, my MAIN-nurse & Caregiver TEAMED-up to CORRAL my NECESSARY nutritional-"medicine".
-- RATHER-than watching ALL 2+ hours of 'NUMB3RS'--as my USUAL-routine, I DECIDED-to start my BOOK-writing EARLY.
-- 'Twas ANOTHER PRODUCTIVE-day of
SPEECH (tone-/pitch-VARIATION, EATING) & WORKING-out (weight-SHIFTING, STANDING ... w/ LITTLE-to-NO assistance, ALOTTA-WALKING ... w/ JUST a CANE ... & crunches)!
...
'Tis my USUAL day-OFF.
... Thus, I BEGAN it WELL.
(WARNING) At ~8:50 am, I "dropped a 'BODACIOUS BOWEL-BOMB'" ... while "BOUNCING on the BALLS of my feet ... in my BATHROOM".
... Alliteration aside. 'Twas RELIEVING!
-- I THOUGHT-of a GREAT-idea for FUTURE-work!
... As TODAY I have MULTIPLE-interviews ... for a NEW-housemate, I do-NOT have EXCESS-time to "COMPOSE" that.
... They went WELL. The ORIGINAL FOUR candidates "SHRUNK" to TWO.
-- The "ESPN -- Fantasy"-site was "DOWN" ... ALL-day.
... So, I JUST HAD-to WATCH ... ALOTTA football today.
SHUCKS!
(... Can you SMELL the SARCASM?!)
...
(WARNING) At ~8:50 am, I "dropped a 'BODACIOUS BOWEL-BOMB'" ... while "BOUNCING on the BALLS of my feet ... in my BATHROOM".
... Alliteration aside. 'Twas RELIEVING!
-- I THOUGHT-of a GREAT-idea for FUTURE-work!
... As TODAY I have MULTIPLE-interviews ... for a NEW-housemate, I do-NOT have EXCESS-time to "COMPOSE" that.
... They went WELL. The ORIGINAL FOUR candidates "SHRUNK" to TWO.
-- The "ESPN -- Fantasy"-site was "DOWN" ... ALL-day.
... So, I JUST HAD-to WATCH ... ALOTTA football today.
SHUCKS!
(... Can you SMELL the SARCASM?!)
...
Saturday, September 10, 2016
MY "LIFELONG-Commitment"
...
-- "Something-OLD"
... I attended "Martial Arts"-class this MORNING ... to CONTINUE my 24+ year STUDY of VARIOUS-"systems"/styles.
-- "Something-NEW"
... INSTEAD-of attending JUST the KIDS' class--as I USUALLY-do, today I WATCHED the last ~THIRD of the KIDS' class AND the first ~THIRD of the ADULTS' class.
... My "Professor" was SUCH a BIG-FAN of some of my RECENT-techniques that he ASKED me to STAY & co-TEACH 'em!
... Professor even "SANG my PRAISES" about MY "battling-THROUGH & OVER adversity" to the CLASS.
... My "Professor" was SUCH a BIG-FAN of some of my RECENT-techniques that he ASKED me to STAY & co-TEACH 'em!
... Professor even "SANG my PRAISES" about MY "battling-THROUGH & OVER adversity" to the CLASS.
-- "Something-BORROWED"
... I SEMI-/QUASI-used my 'SEMPAI''s LEGS to demonstrate MY technique.
-- "Something-BLUE"
... A LONG-time 'Sensei' gave ME the nickname of "KC"--after 'KC & the Sunshine Band', after Professor mentioned my lil' "DANCE" I USED-to do, ... after I'd TEASE the OTHER 'Sensei's with my KICKASS-WRESTLING.
I ACTUALLY-REMEMBERED the LIL' "dance" that "HIGHLIGHTS" one's lines of DEFENSE ... in WRESTLING/SELF-DEFENSE!
((... I.e. "HANDS, (I push my HANDS forward & SHAKE 'em.) HEAD, (I SHAKE my HEAD side-to-side.) HIPS!" (I thrust my HIPS forward.))
(... SAID-"Instructor" was likely-"BLUE", 'cuz 'twas LIKELY a SEMI-painful, JOKING-memory of MY-DOMINATION.)
...
I ACTUALLY-REMEMBERED the LIL' "dance" that "HIGHLIGHTS" one's lines of DEFENSE ... in WRESTLING/SELF-DEFENSE!
((... I.e. "HANDS, (I push my HANDS forward & SHAKE 'em.) HEAD, (I SHAKE my HEAD side-to-side.) HIPS!" (I thrust my HIPS forward.))
(... SAID-"Instructor" was likely-"BLUE", 'cuz 'twas LIKELY a SEMI-painful, JOKING-memory of MY-DOMINATION.)
...
Friday, September 9, 2016
END-of "WORK"-week --> START-of "FUN"-/"RELAX"-time
...
-- (WARNING) Well, my digestive-system APPARENTLY-"got the MEMO" about "RELAXING", as I "UNLEASHED a BOWEL-BONANZA" this MORNING.
... WHEW! SAID-"excretion" was particularly-APPEALING/ -RELIEVING/-EXCITING, 'cuz I have a "dinner-MEETING" planned ... OUT with an old-friend.
... It was VERY-PLEASANT!
-- I had-to do a MATHEMATICAL-calculation ... SEMI-mentally ... for my BOOK.
(8 seconds --> 2/15 minutes --> 1/900 hours --> 1/21600 days --> 1/7884000 years + 8 Leap Years)
-- 'Twas a "SOLID" SPEECH-Therapy-session ... & a SUPERB-workout at 'NeuroFit 360'!
...
-- (WARNING) Well, my digestive-system APPARENTLY-"got the MEMO" about "RELAXING", as I "UNLEASHED a BOWEL-BONANZA" this MORNING.
... WHEW! SAID-"excretion" was particularly-APPEALING/ -RELIEVING/-EXCITING, 'cuz I have a "dinner-MEETING" planned ... OUT with an old-friend.
... It was VERY-PLEASANT!
-- I had-to do a MATHEMATICAL-calculation ... SEMI-mentally ... for my BOOK.
(8 seconds --> 2/15 minutes --> 1/900 hours --> 1/21600 days --> 1/7884000 years + 8 Leap Years)
-- 'Twas a "SOLID" SPEECH-Therapy-session ... & a SUPERB-workout at 'NeuroFit 360'!
...
Thursday, September 8, 2016
WHY caN'T TODAY be a "THIRSTY THURSDAY" again?!
...
-- Granted, I'm NOT-ALLOWED to imbibe-ALCOHOL.
(... In PHONETIC-Turkish, I say, 'FAR-keht-MEHS!' --> 'It doesN'T matter!')
SSSHHH!
... Yesterday, my Evening-Nurse talked-of ANOTHER-patient of hers who recently had his G-tube ... REMOVED!
... Yes, ALL gastro-intestinal injuries are DIFFERENT. ... But, JUST-the-FACT that it IS POSSIBLE is ENCOURAGING!
-- For the first-time EVER, ... I watched (ALOTTA) Wheelchair-BASKTBALL.
... Team USA BEAT Team Brazil 75-38.
(... Those guys are way-MORE COORDINATED--NOT-necessarily "ATHLETIC", 'cuz I just-STRUGGLE-to fully-OPEN my FINGERS--than I--CURRENTLY--am. ... But, they give mr HOPE!)
(... SPECIFICLLY, Matt Scott--of USA--is PHENOMENAL!
... 'Tis ALSO-encouraging that the announcers named Team TURKEY as a "DARK-HORSE"/"CINDERELLA" team that's "REALLY-been 'making-NOISE' as of late".
...
-- Granted, I'm NOT-ALLOWED to imbibe-ALCOHOL.
(... In PHONETIC-Turkish, I say, 'FAR-keht-MEHS!' --> 'It doesN'T matter!')
SSSHHH!
... Yesterday, my Evening-Nurse talked-of ANOTHER-patient of hers who recently had his G-tube ... REMOVED!
... Yes, ALL gastro-intestinal injuries are DIFFERENT. ... But, JUST-the-FACT that it IS POSSIBLE is ENCOURAGING!
-- For the first-time EVER, ... I watched (ALOTTA) Wheelchair-BASKTBALL.
... Team USA BEAT Team Brazil 75-38.
(... Those guys are way-MORE COORDINATED--NOT-necessarily "ATHLETIC", 'cuz I just-STRUGGLE-to fully-OPEN my FINGERS--than I--CURRENTLY--am. ... But, they give mr HOPE!)
(... SPECIFICLLY, Matt Scott--of USA--is PHENOMENAL!
... 'Tis ALSO-encouraging that the announcers named Team TURKEY as a "DARK-HORSE"/"CINDERELLA" team that's "REALLY-been 'making-NOISE' as of late".
...
Wednesday, September 7, 2016
Catchin' UP!
...
-- I DID-enjoy my sister's AGAIN-helping in my SPEECH-Therapy.
... She sat--with her back-TURNED--to test the "COGENCY" of my LANGUAGE.
...
Theodore Herzl--to ME--about my RECOVERY:
"If you WILL it, Dude, ... it is NO-dream."
(--Walter Sobchak, 'The Big Lebowski')
-- In lieu of YESTEEDAY's "MEETING" ... in which my NeuralPsychoTherapist AND my mom kinda-"OPENED my eyes" to an OUTSIDER's likely-PERCEPTION of my actions, I'll REFLECT-upon the words of LEGENDARY-actor Anthony Hopkins:
... "It's NONE-of 'MY-business' what people SAY of me & THINK of me. ... I AM what I am, & I DO what I do. ... I EXPECT nothing & ACCEPT everything. ... And, it makes life SO-much easIER."
... I doN'T EXPECT people to be-NICE-to & UNDERSTANDING-of ME. ... I PREFER to be PLEASANTLY-surprised.
... Sooo, I watched a YouTube-video of Eddie Murphy on old-school 'S.NL.' ... of 'LOWERED Expectations'.
(... Ha ha HA! CLASSIC!)
-- In lieu of YESTEEDAY's "MEETING" ... in which my NeuralPsychoTherapist AND my mom kinda-"OPENED my eyes" to an OUTSIDER's likely-PERCEPTION of my actions, I'll REFLECT-upon the words of LEGENDARY-actor Anthony Hopkins:
... "It's NONE-of 'MY-business' what people SAY of me & THINK of me. ... I AM what I am, & I DO what I do. ... I EXPECT nothing & ACCEPT everything. ... And, it makes life SO-much easIER."
... I doN'T EXPECT people to be-NICE-to & UNDERSTANDING-of ME. ... I PREFER to be PLEASANTLY-surprised.
... Sooo, I watched a YouTube-video of Eddie Murphy on old-school 'S.NL.' ... of 'LOWERED Expectations'.
(... Ha ha HA! CLASSIC!)
-- I DID-enjoy my sister's AGAIN-helping in my SPEECH-Therapy.
... She sat--with her back-TURNED--to test the "COGENCY" of my LANGUAGE.
...
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