(YAAAAAAAWWWN) DAMN my IM-patience!

... (AUDIBLE-sigh)
I hadN'T "EVACUATED my BOWELS" in ~81 HOURS.  ... I wasN'T experiencing ANY-PAIN.  
(WHEW!)
... I JUST-felt ... that I was-DUE.  ... Sooo, I (silly-ME) asked my Evening-/Weekend-Nurse for some "Bowel-STIMULANT".

... (WARNING) There MUST've been some-kind of MIS-communication, 'cuz she "PUMPED me FULL-of SO-MUCH "Bowel-STIMULANT" that I PROCEEDED-to launch THREE "POOP-Parties" in a span of ~11.5 HOURS ... including TWO, while I was SLEEPING.
... Sooo, I've been rather-TIRED ALL-day.  ... Nevertheless, I "sucked-it UP" ... & produced a FANTASTICALLY-FABULOUS workout at 'NeuroFit 360' ... of TONS of "WALKING" with JUST a walking-CANE & SPOTTER!
... PLUS, I did ALOTTA ab-work ... in bed.

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