This is NOT chauvinistic! (It's just FUNNY.)

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"The BEST kind of 'prize' 

is a 'SIR'-prize (SUR-PRISE)!"

(--Willy Wonka, 2005-'Charlie & the Chocolate Factory')

(… NOTE to SELF:
WHEN I can FREELY/INDIVIDUALLY "WALK", I should PAUSE, put my feet together and SALUTE no one in particular--except "SIR"!)


"You will answer ALL of my commands with 'Sir, YES, SIR!'"
(--'Full Metal Jacket')



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