(Pointing) "I … WAWNT … that."

… --'Napoleon Dynamite'

I saw a shirt that--on the FRONT--reads:

"CHEF"

(above two CROSSING knives)

And, on the BACK, it says:

"Because ''Freakin' AWESOME Culinary BAD-ASS''

is not an official job-title"

(… I WAS a PHENOMENAL chef!  However, I did NOT use "recipes".  I'd cook by "SAMPLING" my "WORK" as I went.  Although I--TEMPORARILY--LACK my sense of TASTE, I STILL know the general PRINCIPLES of "FOOD-preperation".)


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