JEEZ, LOGIC 'nerede' ('NEHR-deh')?

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(PHONETIC Turkish for 'Where is it')
(… So, I "said"/typed:
'Where is' the LOGIC?)

So, 48 minutes (= 0.8 hours = 2,880 seconds) ago, my EVENING-nurse began to "feed me" my "DINNER".
When my "nutrients"/"vitamins" "trekked" down my NEW "G-/peg-tube" VERY SLOWLY, she--VERY IGNORANTLY--remarked:
"It's going down very slow.  It's BROKEN."

ME (internally): "(HALF-sarcastically) No, GENIUS!  The FRICKIN' tube's a DAY old.  Try following my OTHER nurse's tube-instructions, and wash-out my tube by pouring some WATER down it."

Eventually/FINALLY, she DID pour some "H2O" down my "tube", and it INSTANTLY "cleared up".

ME: "(Audible SIGH)"


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