... Another one "bites the dust".

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(THAT was A BIT of a "play on words"/pun.)
(... Yeah, it was DELIBERATE.)

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So, for brunch today (JUST NOW), I consumed (fork to food to inner mouth to esophagus to stomach to--(EVENTUALLY) rectum then toilet.

 I consumed ~ONE CUP of diced, peeled pears.
I like the fruit I eat (peaches, bananas, pears), because their CONSISTENCY is very helpful in my eating-process.
"POINT of PARLIAMENTARY-PROCEDURE!"
(--'Animal House')

(... However, I am BY NO MEANS "FRUITY"!)
(... Not that there's anything WRONG with that lifestyle!
I just wanted to establish my personal PREFERENCE.)


... I ate SAID pears in ~FIVE MINUTES.