My new alias:

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"The K-Man" is a nickname used by Cosmo Kramer of 'Seinfeld'.


I think this nickname could ALSO apply to ... myself.  Here's why:

-- My last name ALSO begins with a "K".

-- I've been told that I'm funny.

-- I'm--ADMITTEDLY--"weird".

-- I DON'T go by my FIRST name.
(I answer to my initials--"A.J.".)

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