(SLURRED speech) INTUITIVE observation:

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"If it walks like a duck and TALKS like a DUCK",

you're "drih-ZUNK!"

((Aside from ANIMATED/FICTITIOUS characters (Donald, Daffy, Daisy), DUCKS do NOT speak!))

"DON'T judge a book by its cover."
(… TOO MANY … LESS-than-intelligent … people have ALREADY formed their UN-informed, IGNORANT, ERRONEOUS opinions of what I CAN and can-NOT do!)
(… Audible SIGH!)



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