I KINDA wanna--METAPHORICALLY/FIGURATIVELY--be Taylor Swift.

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(ONLY to--LITERALLY--"live" her song, '22')

("… If I could turn back TIIIOOOMMME!"--Cher)

At the ("TENDER") age of 22, I was
PROUDLY GRADUATING from the University of Pennsylvania, EXCITEDLY starting my new job at "Port Consolidated"--where I'd meet a LONGTIME romantic-interest/-partner, beginning graduate-school, HAPPILY teaching KIDS' "martial arts"-classes, …

(… ALAS!  I did--and STILL DO, Ms. Swift, have EX-ternal genitalia, an Adam's apple and a deep-ER voice.)
(… But, IF I could return to being "22", I so, so, SSSOOO WOULD!)


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