Monday, September 1, 2014

WARNING: "I EAT lightning and CRAP thunder."


"But, can we STOP talking about my shoe-size?"
(--'The League')

(… "The jury's still out on whether I meant my CONSUMPTION-items & EXCRETORY-products as LITERAL or METAPHORICAL.)

(… HINT: I nicknamed my rectum "THOR".)

(… Also, my shoe-size is CURRENTLY 11.5.)

(… Finally, I EXCRETED a "MONSTROUS", ECHOING Fecal-Frenzy of Fortitude about an hour ago.)



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