(I apologize--in ADVANCE--to my readers for my
"Barrage of Bathroom-Banter"/"Tawdry Toilet-Talk"/"Lewd Lexicon of Lavatory-Lingo".)
"Alliteration aside."(--'Dodgeball')
Temporarily, my "Triumphant Treks To my Toilet" ((… A.J., STOP with the ALLITERATION! ("The FIRST step is ADMITTING you have a PROBLEM."--Alcoholics Anonymous) You're NOT that CLEVER!)) are a MAJOR project-focus of mine.
Thus, I should write about my current "WORK".
Speaking of my "Wonderful 'Walking While Withholding my 'Wee-Wee'/Whiz", I BEGAN my day--as has become my morning-ROUTINE--by casually "strolling over" to 'mi banyo' for my FIRST morning-"urinary deposit".
(… Keep up the GOOD "work", A.J..)
P.S. Who am I kidding?! "HATS OFF" for that "T"-alliteration!
'Twas Terrifically Tremendous yet Tastefully Tantalizing!
(SHUCKS! Altan's Awesome And Amazing Alliteration Apparently Affixed itself Aboard MY Apt "Airheadedness")
(… MORE?!
"DOUBLE FARTS!"--FRUSTRATED Spalding in 'Caddyshack')
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