(WARNING) Riddle me this. Riddle me THAT.

…
When I "drop a deuce" now, why do I hear more of a 'thud' than a 'SPLAT'?!"

(… "I'm a POET,
and I don't KNOW IT.")

ANSWER: My body--STRANGE as it is--may FINALLY be getting accustomed to this--PRIMARILY--"LIQUID-diet" (via "G-tube") I've been "consuming"/"IMBIBING".

CLARIFICATION:
("T.M.I."?)
My excrement--IN my toilet--lately has--GENERALLY/USUALLY--been more SEMI-solid than ALL-liquid.
(… YAY!)



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