…IF I were a PESSIMIST,

… I MIGHT regard my CURRENT (TEMPORARY) "situation"/PHYSICAL "state of affairs" as
quite BLEAK.
Since I understand MUCH of PHYSICS and IF I were to evaluate my "condition" from a PESSIMISTIC perspective, I would describe it as THUS:

"I'm attached to ANOTHER object, by an INCLINED plane, wrapped HELICALLY around an axis."



(… TRANSLATION:
I'd be "SCREWED".)


However, I have FAR TOO MUCH SELF-confidence, DETERMINATION and "STRENGTH" (mental AND physical) to just "GIVE UP".

(… Besides, how FUN was that IMAGERY?!)


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