… (OBVIOUSLY) I am NOT Batman.

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"It is NOT who I am UNDERNEATH.
But, what I DO that defines me."
(--'Batman Begins')


… Since I do NOT "run around" (DUH!) in a MASK, I'm gonna DIS-agree with the METAPHORICAL sentiment of this statement.
(I'll admit that my actions are not always the BRIGHTEST of "moves".  But, my intent is always "TRUE".)
(… My friend, Linus, who occasionally forgets my name, notes"
"You're a GOOD man, Charlie Brown.")


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