"Payback's a (FEMALE DOG)."

… My mom just TRIED TO punch me in my LEFT shoulder.
(I WANTED TO yell,"BAD FORM,  Smee!")
(--'Hook')


1) She NEGLECTED TO PROPERLY "CHAMBER" her punch.
(Having 21+ years of EXCEPTIONAL martial arts training, I'd THINK that I'd KNOW PROPER "punching-etiquet".)

2) WHY would she PUNCH her OWN SON?!
(SSSHHH!  She has PROBLEMS/ISSUES.)

3) NEED I remind her/y'all of the PLETHORA of metal in/on my LEFT shoulder?!






P.S. I HAVE TO clarify:

My mom AND I like to JOKE AROUND, when she PLAYFULLY hits me in the shoulder.
She ONLY does that, 'cuz she KNOWS it will NOT "phase me".
She NEVER means ANY harm!

Actually, she's GREAT.