INTENSE workout … at "NeuroFit 360"!

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As I lied "face-UP" on a cushioned-table ~24 inches above the floor, I tried moving my legs--strapped TOGETHER and HANGING ~30 inches above the table from a ceiling-railway--back and forth.

One staff-member told me to "push HARDER".
In between GRUNTS of EXTREME-effort, I remarked:

"If I push any HARDER, I'm gonna give birth to my colon."

(… ACTUALLY, my response was merely a quote from 'The Big Bang Theory'.
Nonetheless, if I wore a hat to my workout, I'd "TIP it" as a "SALUTATIONS-sign" to staff for their GREAT help.)


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