By GEORGE, I think I've got it!

…

"I believe I've ISOLATED the ALGORITHM for 'MAKING FRIENDS'!"

((--Dr. (WEIRDO) Sheldon Cooper, 'The Big Bang Theory'))

(… In the meantime, I MUST solve the "FORMULA" for "being a HOPELESS ROMANTIC".)

"'SMART' is the new 'SEXY'"

(--Raj, 'The Big Bang Theory')

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