LIFE-Lessons: (Ha ha … HA!)

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* #1 "ALWAYS … be YOURSELF."
#2 "SOMETIMES, you have to 'BEEEND the truth'"
#3 "…ESPECIALLY if it makes you look COOLER!"
* #4 "'Own up' to what you're GOOD AT."
** #5 "'EMBRACE' your body."
** #6 "Remain OPTIMISTIC that things can(/WILL) 'turn around' for you."
#7 "It's OK to be SENSITIVE."
#8 "'Laziness' is a SKILL."
(… THAT one--I'll ADMIT--I have NOT mastered.)
** # 9 Love can be found in the STRANGEST places!"
** #10 "Sometimes you just have to put YOURSELF FIRST."
* #11 "If something isN'T going your way, it's probably NOT YOUR FAULT."
** #12 "Appreciate the LITTLE things in life."
** #13 "SELF-awareness is a VIRTUE."
* #14 "It's OK to fantasize about … FOOD."
#15 "'AVOIDANCE' is a great coping-method."
#16 "You shouldn't HAFTA share EVERYTHING."
#17 "Dating is HARD."
#18 "KNOW your 'WORTH'."
** #19 "Take it ONE-DAY-at-a-TIME."
#20 "EVERYTHING looks BETTER when you put it in PERSPECTIVE."

(--George Costanza, 'Seinfeld')


(… The * indicates a "RULE" PARTICULARLY IMPORTANT during my REHAB.
** = DOUBLE the POIGNANCY.)


(  http://www.buzzfeed.com/kirstenking/life-lessons-you-learned-from-george-costanza?bffbrewind  )

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I'm CHASTISING my LEGS, 'cuz they're NOT SUFFICIENTLY/ADEQUATELY "processing" the "messages" from my BRAIN:

"You're 'KILLING' 'INDEPENDENT-(A.J.)'."
(--ALSO George "CabntSTANDzya!", 'Seinfeld')


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