"The EARLY-'bird' gets the 'worm'."

… (METAPHORICALLY/FIGURATIVELY)
… I JUST woke-up--at ~3:45 am--to "SOOTHE my URINARY-tension".  
… I "sucked it UP" & … TIREDLY … "WALKED" to my lavatory.  … Seeing as "WALKING" REQUIRES my ENERGY & CONCENTRATION, I was UN-able to "RE-capture my 'Z's"/"fall BACK asleep".  But, I was FINE with that.  
… Let's see HOW the REST-of my day "UNFOLDS" … 


-- Since I'm AWAKE so EARLY, I MIGHT go for a JOG.
… I MAY also WIN the lottery.
… The ODDS are … ABOUT … the SAME.
(… If ANYONE would/does, I KNOW "PROBABILITY/STATISTICS"!)
(… HHHMMM, I've been ALIVE for 11,238 DAYS--APPROXIMATELY 10,682 of which I could actually "WALK"*.  Based-on MY-OWN "drive"/persistence, I'd give an APPROXIMATE 98.6%-LIKELIHOOD of MY EVENTUAL-WALKING … 'SANS' "Walker".**)


-- SSSHHH!  What's THAT?!
… I JUST-heard a woodpecker call me a "PARANOID ol' WEIRDO" … in MORSE-code.  
… (GASP!)  I am UTTERLY-/VEHEMENTLY-OFFENDED!


-- "You've ALWAYS had 'the POWER', my dear.  
You just had to LEARN it … for YOURSELF."
((--The Wizard of Oz (to ME))
… "PHENOMENAL COSMIC-POWUH!  … ITTY-BITTY living-space!"
(--Genie, 'Aladdin')
(… Since my "DEAD-nerves" have--DRAMATICALLY/DRASTICALLY--"SAPPED-out" my LEG-strength, I've REALLY-compensated by developing REMARKABLE ARM-strength!  
… HOWEVER, I have PLENTY o' ROOM in my BIG-house!)


-- I JUST-researched the DIFFERENCE between 
"FIGURATIVELY" & "METAPHORICALLY".
… HOWEVER, seeing as I did NOT really understand the MINUTE/MINUSCULE "implied-VARIATION", I'm gonna CONTINUE-to use the terms … INTERCHANGEABLY/SYNONYMOUSLY.  


-- My (SCHEDULED-) "DAY" includes 
a meeting with my Academic-Advisor (@ Nova Southeastern University) for/about my UPCOMING-enrollment,
"SPEECH-Therapy"
& "MARTIAL ARTS"-class.
(… Since those first-two are ALREADY-"TIRING" activities, TODAY will be a GOOD-"meter"/-"GUESS-timate" of my "ENDURANCE".)
(… Yes, "MARTIAL ARTS"-class DOES "PUSH my 'CONDITIONING-threshold".  But, after 23+ YEARS of "ENJOYABLE-training, -'testing' & -teaching, I've gotten KINDA USED-to it.  … KINDA)

… SAID "meeting" went VERY-WELL!
I'll prolly-START class in May … by "sitting-IN" on a "Statistics"-course … I've ALREADY-"ACED".
(… Due-to my--CURRENT--IN-ability to WRITE much … LEGIBLY, I'll update MORE on my classES***, once my mom gives me her MEETING-NOTES.)

-- WATCHING the KIDS' "Martial Arts"-class was great.The/My "Professor" EMPHASIZED "'BELIEVING-in YOURSELF' is the START to/of ANYTHING-PRODUCTIVE".
(… "PSYCHOLOGICAL-'STRENGTH' is the 'BACKBONE' of SUCCESS!")


-- (MY INNER-monologue:)
"Sometimes, the ADVICE you tell OTHER-people the 'advice' YOU NEED-to follow.  … In OTHER words, … 'PRACTICE … what you PREACH.'  … In FURTHER-OTHER words, doN'T forget-to 'WALK your TALK'.  … Obviously, LITERALLY, YOU--A.J.--are NOT gonna 'WALK' … YET!  … So, just 'keep YOUR INSIGHTFUL-words in mind'." 






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* = I'm GUESS-timating that I--FIRST--WALKED on my SECOND birthday. 
(… I've LONG-been "AHEAD-of my time".)

** = Is it COINCIDENTAL that the CHANCE/LIKELIHOOD of MY WALKING-"NORMAL" is EQUAL-to a "NORMAL HUMAN body-TEMPERATURE"?!

(… ANSWER: "HELLZ-NAW!")

*** = I'm ALSO--SIMULTANEOUSLY--enrolled at Miami-Dade Community College.  
(… Since I doN'T NEED EITHER-class to "FURTHER my education", & I'm taking 'em more for FUN & CURIOSITY, ... I'm STILL a "RAGING" "'NERDUS-MAXIMUS'"!)


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