-- I woke-up, PISSED-off & HURTING ... at 4:03 am ... EST.
WHY?!
... My LEFT big-toe was in EXCRUCIATING-pain!
... I know-NOT ... WHY.
I TRIED-to RE-position my foot in DIFFERENT placements, ... at DIFFERENT-angles.
(... NO-/ZERO-help)
... (WARNING) FINALLY/ULTIMATELY, after ~90 minutes of NON-sleeping PAIN-ALLOWANCE, I TRIED "bowel-/fecal-delivery".
(... 'Twas UN-related to the toe-PAIN. ... Therefore, 'twas a "Terrific Turd-Tangent" from my "Terribly-Tumid & Tightened-/ Taut-Toe Tolerance."
... How's THAT for ALLITERATION?!)
(... "MAD-UPZ" to Karate ... & SOME Wrestling ... for TEACHING me HOW-to "SEPARATE the MIND from the BODY"! ... OOOOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM)
-- ALAS! I TOLD my MAIN-Nurse of my toe-pain, .. & she scheduled me for a podiatry-appointment EARLY this afternoon.
(... YAY!)
... UUUGGGHHH! How INFURIATING was THAT-appointment!
... FIRST, I sat in the "Waiting-Room" ... with ONLY-THREE other patients ... compared-to SIX nurses & FOUR doctors working ... for 48 minutes. ... THEN, I waited-IN a BACK PRIVATE-patients' room for ANOTHER ... 37 minutes.
WORST-of ALL, I overheard a MEAN-receptionist hang-up & tell a coworker:
"Oh, THAT was just some-patient blathering-about a MISSED-appointment. I just said that the doctor's OUT-of-TOWN all week AND we're VERY-busy. ..."
(... I AUDIBLY-sighed.)
-- "'FAILURE' & 'DEPRIVATION' are
the BEST-educators & purifiers."
(--Albert Einstein)
... I am--CURRENTLY/TEMPORARILY--"FAILING"-to WALK, TALK, EAT and/or SWIM.
... I am--CURRENTLY/TEMPORARILY--"DEPRIVED-of" LEG-nerves, VOICE-cords & STRENGTH on my LEFT-side.
... Thus, I'm FORCED-to RE-organize/-plan ... EVERYTHING in my life.
-- In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity."
--Albert Einstein
... My CURRENT-life 'es MUY difícil'. Ergo, I've GOTTA "take-ADVANTAGE of" my-"OPPORTUNITY" to RE-"start" my LIFE ... from "NEGATIVE-six".
-- “ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. ”
― Lou Holtz
-- (WARNING) The COMBINATION-of my "FECAL-EXCRETION" this morning & a very-ENCOURAGING workout at 'NeuroFit 360' at ~"NOON-ish" ... DIRECTLY-caused me to OPTIMISTICALLY-"carry my head HIGH" throughout the day!
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