"MUSIC is BETTER than WWWOOOOOOORRRDDDSSS!"
(--song by 'Family Guy'-creator Seth MacFarlane)
(INSPIRATION -- "If You ONLY Got a Mustache" from 'A Million Ways to Die in the West':)
(… YouTube "Mustache song scene -- 'A Million Ways to Die in the West'")
(… It's GREAT!)
"You men who long for love, you mustn't all despare,
Theres a secret you should know,
to capture the hearts of the fair.
You may not have the looks.
You may not have the dash.
But to win yourself a girl,
If you only got a moustache,
a moustache, a moustache
if you only got a moustache.
You may be common folk,
wihout a hint of pride.
But you needin to be a king,
to make any maiden a bride.
You may not have the name,
You may not have the cash,
But you'll make that girl your own.
If you only got a moustache,
a moustache, a moustache,
If you only got a moustache.
You may be big and fat or uglier than seen,
all the ladies shut you out, you wonderin
how to get in, well here is my advice
for how to make a splash,
You can have your pick of girls
If you only got a moustache, a moustache, a moustache,
if you only got a moustache, a moustache, a moustache, a moustache, big moustache , thick moustache
My moustache, your moustache, say the word, the word
Moustache: A moustache, a moustache.
Now we both have said moustache,
a moustache, a moustache.
If you only got a mustache!"
(… MY version, entitled
'If You ONLY Would Apply PHY-SICS':)
(I--PERIODICALLY--sing to MYSELF:)
"As a man who longs to WALK, I mustN'T get upSET.
For I have confidence that--against me--you shouldn't BET!
I may not have the STRENGTH.
I may not have the leg-CURVES.
But, to in-dih-vij-oo-uh-lee WALK,
I've gotta have strong-NERVES,
strong-nerves, strong-NERVES.
I've gotta have strong-NERVES.
I may be a humble LAD,
Without reason to BRAG.
But, 'tis better to let my actions 'speak for THEMSELVES',
For I know I never 'let my ass DRAG'.
I may not have the STRENGTH.
I may not have the leg-CURVES.
But, to in-dih-vij-oo-uh-lee WALK,
I've gotta have strong-NERVES,
strong-nerves, strong-NERVES.
I've gotta have strong-NERVES.
I may be wheelchair-bound & have a 'T.B.I.'
But, since y'all can't see my brain, I'm 'more than meets the EYE'!
As the only 'judge' who MATTERS
Who knows my unbridled-wisdom,
I know I will talk & WALK,
If I only apply PHY-SICS, PHY-SICS, PHY-SICS!
If I ONLY apply PHY-SICS, phi-sics, phi-sics,
phy-sics, BIO-phy-sics, LIFE-physics!
I need phy-sics. Respect phy-sics. Say the word, the word
PHY-SICS! Phy-sics. Phy-sics.
Now you understand MY move-ments.
Phy-sics. PHY-SICS.
If I'd ONLY apply PHY-SICS!"
(… ANOTHER "A.J.-rendition":
''Tis entitled
'Chicks Dig a Goatee')
"Although I seek ro-MANCE, I'm comforted by this FACT:
'Tis a female-oddity that they so love
Facial-hair that I need no TACT.
I may not have the CHARM.
I may not bring 'em GLEE.
But, I'll 'nab' a new GIRL,
'Cuz I 'sport a GOATEE',
A goatee, a GOATEE,
'Cuz I 'sport a GOATEE'!
I may be HANDI-CAPPED,
With-out a cogent-VOICE!
But, I needn't be VERBAL,
'Cuz I can 'talk' with my DynaVox, 'til we'll re-JOICE!
I may not have the CHARM.
I may not bring 'em GLEE.
But, I'll 'nab' a new GIRL,
'Cuz I 'sport a GOATEE',
A goatee, a GOATEE,
'Cuz I 'sport a GOATEE'!
I may not have a voice or legs that WORK.
Perhaps the ladies will 'eye my TWERK'!
No matter my 'strike-OUTS',
I will always-KNOW
That--'deep-down INSIDE',
Chicks dig a goatee, a goatee, a GOATEE,
A goatee, BIG goatee, THICK GOATEE!
My goatee, a great goatee. 'Tis half-a beard, the GOOD-half,
Goatee: A goatee, a GOATEE.
Chicks dig my GREAT-GOATEE!
A goatee, a goatee.
Chicks dig my GOATEE!"
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Aside from MY "song-sampling/-editing",
TODAY I
-- went-OUT for breakfast with my housemate &
his dad, his oldER sister, HER husband & THEIR daughter (my housemate's niece).
(… I ATE--via MOUTH--two scrambled eggs.)
(… GREAT-company!)
-- watched a "MARATHON" … of 'Last Comic Standing' for some much-NEEDED laughs/humor!
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