… (--Ty Webb, 'Caddyshack')
ME--to a NEW acquaintance--about my housemate: "He 'DOMINATED'--academically--both high school AND college, … 'and I'm no slouch MYSELF''!"
My housemate--to ME: "DoN'T 'sell yourself SHORT', BUDDY. You're a TREMENDOUS 'slouch'!"
"Only in a quiet mind is a clear perception of the world."
~ Hans Margolius
After SEVEN--DIFFERENT--MIS-calculations for HOW-to
SAFELY/PROPERLY "maneuver-MYSELF" into a NORMAL-
chair, … so the "wheelchair-mechanic" could FIX the steering
on MY "chair", my housemate--SARCASTICALLY--
commented:
"WOW! COMFY now? ONLY took you … EIGHT tries!"
My response:
"HHHMMM, so, Plans A through G did NOT work sufficiently.
But, although 'tis NOT a 'PERFECT-fit' for my 'gluteus
maximus', I'd say that 'Preparation H' DOES feel GOOD …
on the WHOLE."
(… Come-ON! That homophone on "WHOLE" & "HOLE"
was frickin' HILARIOUS!)
The 'Karateka' (KIDS) were GREAT in their SPARRING
tonight!
(… BIG Jujitsu-REVIEW … led/taught by … ME … Saturday-
morning)
...
Thursday, October 8, 2015
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