Root 3
"I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three
The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality
When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three
As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed"
(--Harold, 'Harold & Kumar Escape Guantanamo Bay')
… (The COMBINATION of Kumar's POETRY, my EXCESS-"FREE-time" in lieu of my AILING-hip & MY-OWN CREATIVE-mind INSPIRED me to write MORE:)
Working-Legs
"I go to the gym & eat lotsa EGGS
To hopefully develop two working-LEGS.
Legs are a great-source of my POWER.
Why must they still struggle … hour-after-HOUR.
Stretching to reach an annoying-ITCH,
I wish instead I were a WITCH.
A witch could easily stimulate my 'kinetic-IMAGINATION'
By ending my ongoing 'leg-FRUSTRATION'.
I'll likely never 'run a mara-THON'.
Nonetheless, I must 'press-ON'.
When hark! Did the 'leg-gods' hear my PLEAS?!
Control to 'tie my shoe', I did SEIZE!
To carefully & painlessly bend-down I do TRY
And grasp the laces in order-to TIE.
As my left leg starts-to 'sear' & 'POUND',
Silently, I rejoice as my shoes are now BOUND.
I shall 'overcome' these severed leg-NERVES.
For I long to again show-off my blessed-CURVES.
I dream of casting-aside my limiting wheel-CHAIR,
In-order to painlessly frolic without DESPAIR!"
(… NOT to BRAG, … but, ALAS! I WILL!)
I BEGAN my poetry, when I arose from my SLUMBER at 6:06 THIS morning. I COMPLETED the 136th word--WITH revising & editing--at 8:28 this MORNING.
… So, THAT's 136 words / 142 minutes =
~0.96 words per minute.
(… And, "Language Arts" isN'T even "my THING". … "MATH", obviously, IS.)
…
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(("At FIRST-glimpse" in high school, I am SURE I COULD've
been INCESSANTLY-teased for being VERY "NERD-esque"!
But, once my peers got-to-KNOW me, they'd learn A LOT
MORE about this WRESTLER/NERD/COMEDIAN!)
… "DoN'T 'JUDGE' a 'BOOK' by its 'COVER'."))
… "No one should be bullied or called names simply for
being who they are."
(--Shelton's quoting a spokesperson for the 'Gay, Lesbian,
Bisexual & Transgender Alliance', 'The Big Bang Theory')
(… No, I am NOT a HOMO-sexual!
But, I have NO-PROBLEMS with those who ARE.
"To EACH his OWN.")
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(… NOW, some VARIOUS APPLICABLE-quotes from the
film, 'A Beautiful Mind':)
MY NeuralPsychotherapist--to ME:
"Imagine if you suddenly learned that the people,
the places, the moments most important to you were not
gone, not dead, but worse, had never been. What kind of
HELL would that be?!"
(… Well, THAT's KINDA-like MY past 30+ years. MY
memory is so "SPOTTY"/"piss-POOR" that it SUCKS having
LITTLE-recollection of MANY events of the PAST … 11,148
days!)
(A NEW person I meet is, SURPRISINGLY, … pleasant.)
MY explanation of WHY I doN'T--TYPICALLY--go OUT to
meet NEW-folks: "Okay. I am always suspicious of new
people. Now that I know you're real, who are you, and what
can I do for you?"
(As I "WALK" at "NeuroFit 360", I have an INTERNAL-
dialogue:)
"I need to believe, that something EXTRAORDINARY is
possible."
My Blog-CREATOR--DIS-approvingly--to ME:
"Mathematics?! ... Mathematics is never going to lead you to
higher truth and you know why? Because it's boring!"
(… I "ROLL my EYES".)
(Since "LIVE" BACKWARDS is "EVIL", are AMERICANS
promoting "living a 'CRIMINAL'-style?!)
ME--as John Nash: (CHUCKLE) "There's NO-point in 'being
NUTS', if you caN'T have a little FUN."
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