… It … WAS … ALWAYS "that time of the month".

…

So, I arose this morning a-TAD GROUCHY/MOODY.
I know-NOT WHY.   
(?!)

IS IT … "THAT TIME of the month?!
Am I … "MAN-strating"?!
W-WUH-WAIT!
Lemme check with my EX-.  (Our "periods" linked.  So, we're "MENSA-twins".)
(… It's a CLEVER "play-on-WORDS", 'cuz we're BOTH very-SMART!  … Yeah.  I thought of the name.)
...
I'm "~15 days LATE".  … I HOPE I'm NOT "PREGGERS"!
WHERE are my "MAN-pons"?!

… OR, ya think it's MY "P.M.S."? 
(… "Periodic Manic Scrutiny")


… Oh, I KNOW WHY I'm "in a bit of a FUSS"!  
My NEWest Caregiver's KINDOF … an IDIOT.
… DESPITE there being NUMEROUS notes on the "CHECK-board" … which he's SUPPOSED-to read FIRST-thing upon his work-ARRIVAL (… Hence the NAME) … that I--TEMPORARILY--can/do NOT "WALK" … 'cuz of my SORE-hip.
So, I HAD-to EXPLAIN to him--WHILE "holding-IN" my urine--WHY I NEED my "toilet-CHAIR".

… NEEDLESS to say, upon hearing of my DIS-pleasure/UPSET-edness, my "NeuralPsychoTherapist" suggested that I "write/(type-up) a 'MANUAL' for HOW-to CARE-for" ALL my NEEDS, PRIORITIES, COMMITMENTS & little-QUIRKS.
(… I CONCUR.
… So, THAT's my HOME-work.)

…
Ya know what's a "SWEET", NEW show … that my mom mentioned to me, & I found on "ON-DEMAND"?
… 'Limitless'!
-- The TITLE interests, intrigues & KINDA inspires me!
-- I LOVE shows, movies, articles, … ANYTHING … about "SMARTEES" (whether the INTELLIGENCE is MEDICALLY-enhanced or NATURAL)!
-- It SEEMS that a good-PORTION of the protagonist's "SMAHT-ness" "stems SIMPLY from" …
ASTUE-/DETAILED-/KEEN-OBSERVATION!
… This LAST "point" is ESPECIALLY/PARTICULARLY "promising" to/for ME, 'cuz--due to my SEVERELY-DAMAGED vocal nerves--my CURT-ness ALLOWS me to "witness" MORE as I talk LESS.

…
(Coolio's ''Gangsta's Paradise''-song lyrics = INSPIRATION:)

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's none left
'Cause I've been brassing and laughing so long that
Even my mamma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talking, and where you walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but I gotta lope
As they croak I see myself in the pistal smoke fool
I'm the kinda G that little homies want to be like
On my knees in the night, saying prayers in the street light

They been spending most their lives living in the gangsta's paradise
They been spending most their lives living in the gangsta's paradise
We keep spending most our lives living in the gangsta's paradise
We keep spending most our lives living in the gangsta's paradise             

They got the situation, they got me facing
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the strip
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watching got me chasing dreams
I'm a educated fool with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loped out gangsta set trippin banger
And my homies is down so gonna rouse my anger fool
Death aint nothing but a heart beat away      
I'm living life do or die, what can I say
I'm twenty three never will I live to see 24
The way things is going I don't know

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me.

They been spending most their lives living in the gangsta's paradise
They been spending most their lives living in the gangsta's paradise
We keep spending most our lives living in the gangsta's paradise
We keep spending most our lives living in the gangsta's paradise

Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking
What's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cooking
They say I've got to learn but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't
I guess they won't
I guess they front
That's why I know my life is out of luck fool

They been spending most their lives living in the gangsta's paradise
They been spending most their lives living in the gangsta's paradise
We keep spending most our lives living in the gangsta's paradise
We keep spending most our lives living in the gangsta's paradise

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me.

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me."

''Crippee's Contributions''

"As I 'roll' through the 'realm' of society's DISAPPROVAL,
I 'look at my life' & think to slowly 'roll my EYES'.'
'Cuz I've been ''kickin' metaphorical ass' for so LONG that
Even my mama thinks that my mind's still 'ON'.

But, I've NEVER refused to tutor ANYONE who asked for it.
MY being viewed as a 'TARD, I know that's 'UN-CALLED for'!
You'd better BEWARE of how y'all are WALKIN' & TALKIN'
Or, KARMA may ''take a big CHOMP o' yo' ASS''!

I really-HATE bad news, but I've gotta BLOG!
HEY!  My life's not ALL-BAD, so I highlight the 'GOOD'!
I've got the kind-of HOPE that many 'crips' wish they HAD.
Exercisin' EVERY DAY, so my legs aren't SO BAD.

Karma's bound-to 'reward' this crippee's CONTRIBUTIONS.
Karma's bound-to 'reward' this crippee's CONTRIBUTIONS.
DoN'T UNDER-estimate this crippee's CONTRIBUTIONS.
DoN'T UNDER-estimate this crippee's CONTRIBUTIONS.

Y'all know my 'situation'; y'all know my 'HURDLES'.
I caN'T live a 'NORMAL'-life, 'cuz that's 'BELOW-ME'.
Yet, I've gotta-be HUMBLE with my employee-DEALINGS.
My confidence makes me 'BITE-off MORE than I can CHEW'.

I'm HIGHLY-educated with MATH on my MIND.
Got algebra in my HEAD & a graph in my EYE.
I'm a NON-speaking, determined, GEN-er-us JEEN-yus.
So, doN'T TRY-to OUT-smart me!

I WORRY, as I STRUGGLE-to reach a 'HELP-VALVE'!
UN-fortunately, my LEGS can-NOT be healed with any SALVE.
The way things are going, I'm STRUGGLIN'-to remain HAPPY.
Nonetheless, I MUST trust my-own 'FIGHT'.

…"

(… UN-finished)



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