"Nature" MADE me .... RE-write this SONG:

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Since it's ... THE MIDDLE of the FREAKIN' NIGHT, ... I'm JUST-gonna REVISE ONE stanza!
(... I have BETTER-stuff to DO ... like situps ... or SPORTS-reading ... or 'jujitsu-devising ... or MATH-calculating ... or SLEEPING. 

... Ergo: 
(This/MY "snippet" shall be entitled --
''Damn 'MED-ih-SIN'':)

"As I'm ASLEEP in my bed pondering my next-SURGE,
My 'Z's are IN-TER-UP-TID by a DEHF-in-ing 'URGE'.
But, THAT's quite HELPFUL for a PATIENT like ME.
Ya see, sometimes ''Nature' calls'' for stuff OTHER-than PEE.
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm gettin' SLEEP.
I'm designing-Jujitsu & solving-math ... with-OUT a PEEP ... FOOL!
Well, I've been COMPUTIN' & APPLYIN' so-LONG that
Even my-OWN MOTHER thinks that my MIND is 'GONE'!
I LOVE-to HELP!  But, 'STANDING' I LACK.
Got my laptop on my desk & 'visions' 'on my BACK'.
But, if I CONTINUE-to prah-GRESS & 'language-SEEK',
Then, one day you're gonna MARVEL at MY great tehk-NEEK!"



(... ORIGINAL-lyrics, ... from
'Amish Paradise' by Weird Al:)

'Amish Paradise'

"As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699"    

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