-- "UUGGHH! People doN'T even DRESS-up for 'TAXES' anymore."
(--DRUNK-Uncle, 'Saturday Night Live')
... In HONOR-of the PREP-day, I wore my shirt that says/reads:
"NOW it's a PARTY!"
(... The WEIRDO that I am, I would-TRULY go-ECSTATIC at a "MATH-Party"!)
-- "The QUICKEST-way to 'get-BACK on your feet' is ...
to ACCEPT & FORGIVE-yourself for 'NOT being PERFECT'.
... You doN'T 'have it ALL figured-out'. ... You doN'T 'ALWAYS make the RIGHT-choices'. ... You doN'T 'ALWAYS TRUST the RIGHT-people'. ... THAT's the REALITY of it. ... You just caN'T PREPARE for EVERYTHING.* ... KEEP-in-mind that it's NATURAL. ... KEEP-in-mind that you're HUMAN. ... KEEP-in-mind that HAD you KNOWN-better, you'd have DONE-better. ... ACCEPT-yourself. FORGIVE-yourself. ... LIFE is too-ROUGH. Your-HEART is too-FRAGILE.
... RESPECT your 'SOUL-plan'."
(--Author/Speaker UNKNOWN)
(... WHEN I WALK, I'll be OVERJOYED! ... It HELPS that I've FINALLY-accepted ... that 'tis NOBODY's FAULT that I am in my CURRENT NEUROLOGICAL- & PHYSICAL-"state". 'Tis just-ANOTHER "OBSTACLE" for me to "OVERCOME".
-- WHEW! That's RELATIVELY-GREAT news!
My "Martial Arts"-Professor had DOUBLE "Hip-Replacement" Surgery the other day, ... & "WORD-on-the-STREET" is that he's doin' very-WELL!
... PERSONALLY, MY LEFT-hip has been relatively-PAINLESS for weeks! (... "KNOCK-on-WOOD.")
... Nonetheless, 'tis very-ENCOURAGING that my EVENTUAL-/INEVITABLE "HIP-work" has a (POTENTIALLY) QUICK-rehab!
-- I SCHEDULED a MEETING (w/ my mom) with my "Academic-Advisor" at my GRAD-school for
WEDNESDAY, April 27th.
... I've GOTTA-"get COMFORTABLE" with my "Handicapped-resources".
-- I am EASILY-amused.
... PLUS, my PHENOMENAL-MATH skills are ODDLY-stimulated:
In my FAVORITE-film--'The Big Lebowski', some character (USUALLY "Walter"/John Goodman) "drops an 'F-bomb'" 292 DIFFERENT times during the 117-minute "cult-CLASSIC".
While "the Dude" is VERBALLY-referenced ONLY 161 DIFFERENT times.
KEY
* = ''C'est la vie.'' ... "'SHIT' happens."
...
"NOW it's a PARTY!"
(... The WEIRDO that I am, I would-TRULY go-ECSTATIC at a "MATH-Party"!)
-- "The QUICKEST-way to 'get-BACK on your feet' is ...
to ACCEPT & FORGIVE-yourself for 'NOT being PERFECT'.
... You doN'T 'have it ALL figured-out'. ... You doN'T 'ALWAYS make the RIGHT-choices'. ... You doN'T 'ALWAYS TRUST the RIGHT-people'. ... THAT's the REALITY of it. ... You just caN'T PREPARE for EVERYTHING.* ... KEEP-in-mind that it's NATURAL. ... KEEP-in-mind that you're HUMAN. ... KEEP-in-mind that HAD you KNOWN-better, you'd have DONE-better. ... ACCEPT-yourself. FORGIVE-yourself. ... LIFE is too-ROUGH. Your-HEART is too-FRAGILE.
... RESPECT your 'SOUL-plan'."
(--Author/Speaker UNKNOWN)
(... WHEN I WALK, I'll be OVERJOYED! ... It HELPS that I've FINALLY-accepted ... that 'tis NOBODY's FAULT that I am in my CURRENT NEUROLOGICAL- & PHYSICAL-"state". 'Tis just-ANOTHER "OBSTACLE" for me to "OVERCOME".
-- WHEW! That's RELATIVELY-GREAT news!
My "Martial Arts"-Professor had DOUBLE "Hip-Replacement" Surgery the other day, ... & "WORD-on-the-STREET" is that he's doin' very-WELL!
... PERSONALLY, MY LEFT-hip has been relatively-PAINLESS for weeks! (... "KNOCK-on-WOOD.")
... Nonetheless, 'tis very-ENCOURAGING that my EVENTUAL-/INEVITABLE "HIP-work" has a (POTENTIALLY) QUICK-rehab!
-- I SCHEDULED a MEETING (w/ my mom) with my "Academic-Advisor" at my GRAD-school for
WEDNESDAY, April 27th.
... I've GOTTA-"get COMFORTABLE" with my "Handicapped-resources".
-- I am EASILY-amused.
... PLUS, my PHENOMENAL-MATH skills are ODDLY-stimulated:
In my FAVORITE-film--'The Big Lebowski', some character (USUALLY "Walter"/John Goodman) "drops an 'F-bomb'" 292 DIFFERENT times during the 117-minute "cult-CLASSIC".
While "the Dude" is VERBALLY-referenced ONLY 161 DIFFERENT times.
KEY
* = ''C'est la vie.'' ... "'SHIT' happens."
...
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