Sunday, November 30, 2014

"Some people believe in 'FATE'. … I believe in 'CHOICES'."


(--University of Minnesota Gopher Wrestling Team Head Coach J Robinson))

… The Gopher-WRESTLING team is--by FAR--my FAVORITE sports TEAM/SCHOOL!

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I COULD listen to ALL of my "NAYSAYING" EX-"doctors", and just GIVE UP and NOT try.
I COULD become GREATLY DISHEARTENED at my CONSTANT "STRUGGLES" & FRUSTRATIONS?!
But, I doN'T have that NEGATIVE, PESSIMISTIC attitude.
INSTEAD, I WANT
-- to TRY,
--to ENERGIZE MYSELF,
-- to INSPIRE others in (somewhat) SIMILAR situations,
-- to OVERCOME (MANY) "obstacles",
-- to SUCCESSFULLY "DEFEAT" ALL my "OPPOSITION"!

"WHY", y'all EARNESTLY inquire.
My response--as NEO, of 'The Matrix Revolutions': "Because I CHOOSE to."

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IF I "were"--NOT "was", 'cuz the "IF" signifies "HYPOTHETICAL"--SUPERSTITIOUS, I COULD/WOULD say that I "PONGED" so well 'cuz of my "ATTIRE".
((… I wore a white T-shirt with the word--"'TURKIYE'--emblazoned across it in RED ink.  Below t0hat was a red "symbol of Islam" ("crescent-moon & a small star") … a la the Turkish-NATIONAL flag.))
(WHO would AEGUE with MY belief that my father's "MOTHER-COUNTRY" is A BIT awe-inspiring & uplifting?!)

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….
"I didn't CREATE (my HORRIBLE) 'SITUATION'!
I'm FUCKIN' DEALIN' with it!"
(--Mr. Pink, 'Reservoir Dogs')

My car-accident and ensuing injurIES are NOT my fault!  Nonetheless, I MUST "overcome"/"triumph OVER" said "obstacles"!

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"I AM,
Whatever you SAY I AM.
If I WASN'T,
Then WHY would I SAY I AM?
…"
(--'The Way I Am', Eminem)

(… DEAL with IT/ME!)





P.S. Since I quoted "M & M", does that make me "THUG4LIFE!"?


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Saturday, November 29, 2014

"CHOOSE your BATTLES."




"'If you live in the life you love, you will love the life you live'… 

didn't understand it when this man said this to me a few 

years ago. But I get it. Weeded out the debbie downers, nay- 

sayers, and cynical people in my life. Now I'm on my way to 

bigger and better things with the LOVE and SUPPORT from 

the people who are left."

(--Sam Botta)




I've/You've/We've GOTTA "separate the GOOD from the 

BAD".

( "Harness GOOD.  Block BAD."--'Happy Gilmore')



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In my CURRENT/TEMPORARY "situation", I--BASICALLY--

accept/invite ANYONE to "hang-out" with ME!

My (TEMPORARY) IN-ability to (COGENTLY) talk MUCH & 

my 



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(WARNING:)

EVERY day ( usually TWICE-a-day), I MUST "conduct a 

(painLESS) 'WAR'  with my BOWELS"!

(I JUST "won" that "SCUFFLE"  at ~1:17 pm.)



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I went 4-0 in my "'BEIRUT'"-/"BEER PONG"-"fights"--with 

THREE DIFFERENT partners.  So--Therefore--Hence--Thus, 

it's SAFE to CONCLUDE that--REALLY--'twas I who was "the 

ANCHOR/STAPLE" that "kept the "AFLOAT"/"INTACT".  




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"AAAHHH, the TIMING!"


(--ME, to my most recent g/f)
(… She had JUST complained about the LOUDNESS of a passing car.  So, for the IRONY, I "RIPPED a DEAFENING" (hyperbole/exaggeration) FART ~eight seconds after her noise-complaint.
(Ha ha HA!)

(… Yeah, I have NO shame.)
((… THIS is I!  ("Predicate-nominative"--I--follows a "linking verb"--"is".)  DEAL with it!)

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I NEED (WRITTEN-)reminders!
I'm a very VISUAL-person.
(… Additionally, my--rather SUB-par memory TENDS TO be a bit "SPOTTY".)
PLUS, I have "FOUR eyes" (GLASSES), so--LITERALLY--I see TWICE the "IMAGES" of a "NORMEE"!

To HELP myself with MY OWN "FAULTY" memory, I bought a (wall-mounted) "whiteboard" on which my nurses & caregivers can/should/will/DO write daily-NOTES about my schedule.

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A simple point of PRIDE:
I WITNESSED the "World Cup"-RECORD for "FASTEST (initial) goal" is 11 SECONDS
by Hakan S(SMALL vertical line underneath)ukur (pronounced 'SHOO-kuhr') of TURKEY against the Korean Republic on June 29, 2002.

(… Although I canNOT play soccer anymore--TEMPORARILY, I STILL LOVE the sport and WATCH it very FONDLY.)

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YESTERDAY was "BLACK Friday".
(… To quote the COMEDIC television-show 'Tosh.O':
"IS it RACIST?")


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Friday, November 28, 2014

… 'Post-Script':


(It's Latin for "P.S.")

I had such a GREAT/FABULOUS/JOYOUS time with my guests that I did NOT "blog".
"My BAD!"


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On THIS DAY, I must "GIVE" "THANKS" for certain things:

… 

I'll BEGIN with the chronological END, 'cuz it was a GREAT/FUN time VERY WORTHY of ALOTTA "thanks"!I invited a VERY GOOD "friend"/"tutEE" over for dinner & games.  
(… Said "tutEE" brought two of her friends/coworkers.  WE played three games of "'BEIRUT'"/"BEER-pong" with WATER & 'CHAMPAIGN'.)
(… I utilized MY OWN knowledge of "TRIGONOMETRY" to go 3-0!)
I decided to NOT do MATH (GASP!  … BLASPHEMY!), 'cuz we're just RELAXING on a HOLIDAY.(… I made up for it by scheduling a "MATH TUTORING-session" TOMORROW night.)
(… As a PREVIEW, I made sure to ask her about the PROPER "angle" of my BOUNCES.)
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I HAFTA---FORCEFULLY--"pat MYSELF on the back" for NOT ONLY being able to SEMI-/KINDA-'comprender un poquito espan(tilde)ol', but for having the PATIENCE to NOT "freak/flip-out" at my--HISPANIC--"caregiver" EARLY this morning.

I pressed my LOUD buzzer 'TREINTA Y CUATRO' ('34') times, before he--FINALLY--answered and came.  
((… Granted, said "summoning" WAS at 4:26 am.  But, I PAY him to ANSWER, when I call.  … Oh, YEAH.  Also, when my BUZZER was apparently NOT working on/for him ("W.T.F.?!"), I started to LOUDLY SCREAM … in my very UPSET-"state" at his COMPLETE/UTTER DIS-regard for MY/"his BOSS's" well-being … to TRY TO get his attention!))
I PAY him to "be at my beck & 'CALL'"/"care about MY safety" … NOT FRICKIN' 'dormir' ('to sleep') … HEAVILY!
((… Yes, on that PARTICULAR shift (6 pm to 6 am), I HAFTA expect SOME sleep.  But, I ALREADY established that "my employEES" MUST answer--EVERY TIME--to my "bell"/"buzzer"!))

Needless to say, I am LIVID!

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However, I'm "BIG" on "second-chances", 'cuz NO ONE is PERFECT!  We ALL make MISTAKES!
Ergo, I gave him the OPPORTUNITY to REDEEM himself:
"Nature called" at ~7:25 am.  So, I "buzzed"--ONCE, and he--THANKFULLY--yelled back to reply and got to room QUICKLY.  
YAY!
WHEW!
Then, I had a PRODUCTIVE "TREK" TO my toilet--of 61 STEPS--TO my toilet, "made my URINARY-deposit" and "GALAVANTED" 58 STEPS BACK to bed.

… Thus, I am THANKFUL for BOTH having the monetary-assets to employ several (SOMEWHAT) competent caregivers" AND my GROWING emotional-/physical-CONTROL to NOT "make a BIG scene", when people ("TOO OFTEN"/HABITUALLY) "push my buttons".


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Wednesday, November 26, 2014

"BEFORE others can RIDICULE us for our FLAWS, how 'bout we just ADMIT them?!"

… --Mr. Corey Matthews, 'Girl Meets World'

(WARNING!)

OBVIOUSLY, I tend to watch SOPHOMORIC … "CRAP" (METAPHORICAL "dung"!).
… ALTHOUGH, I do ALWAYS "admire" my OWN "FECAL-deposits".
(But, that's PURELY from a MEDICAL/BIOLOGICAL/HEALTH-related ASPECT/CONCERN!)

However--Conversely--"On the FLIP-side", I DO watch A (LARGE) NUMBER OF "QUALITY", OPTIMISTIC, INSPIRATIONAL (for/to ME) shows/events on the "boob-tube".  (… Was that OFFENSIVE?!  It was NOT MEANT to be!)  ((If it IS/WAS/WERE, 'Ah-ZOOR-dee-lehr-UHM!'  (PHONETIC Turkish for 'I apologize!')  "A thousand pardons, my liege."--'Aladdin'))

-- I'll watch just about any SPORT, b/c I WAS/AM quite ATHLETIC!
-- I LOVE the new show (on CBS at 9:00 pm EST) 'Scorpion'!
(I can REALLY relate to the program, 'cuz--ESSENTIALLY--it's about a TEAM of socially-AWKWARD/INEPT "GENIUSES" who are MIS-understood by the "OUTSIDE"-, "LESS MENTALLY prolific"-world.  Yet, they ROUTINELY utilize their UN-orthodox types/ways of THINKING to solve MANY MAJOR problems!)
-- I watch 'The Big Bang Theory' … about VERY SMART physicists.
(… KINDA like ME)

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I "GREATLY DIS-like"/ABHOR when people TRY TO fix MY "work" with their own … ESPECIALLY if it's WRONG!
The WORST part is if I "see" THEIR judgment-/calculation-ERROR/-MISTAKE, and THEY do NOT!

So, I guess MY "problem"/"issue" is … NOT a LACK OF empathy, but an OVERABUNDANCE/PLETHORA/PLENTITUDE/MYRIAD of STUBBORNNESS.
(… I'm sorry I'm NOT sorry!)

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I am VERY IM-patient!
(… I WANT TO blame my brain-injury.  But, my "T.B.I." may only be PARTIALLY responsible for my LACK OF available-time.  Upon my FURTHER "investigation", I've concluded that MY IM-patience "stems" from HAVING TO "depend" on OTHERS for ALMOST EVERYTHING!)
(… Plus, it's DIFFICULT for ME to COGENTLY/UNDERSTANDABLY "VOICE" my DIS-pleasure.)

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Of course, there IS my OBVIOUS "WEAK-link" … below my waist.
(… I'm referring to my LEGS!  … Jeez, SICKOS!)



P.S. I'm SURE I have MORE/OTHER "vices", but it's difficult to be more "OBJECTIVE".
(… I lay myself before ye "JUDGES".)



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Tuesday, November 25, 2014

"Ever WONDER … if you're so busy being 'WEIRD', that you FORGET to be … 'NORMAL'?"


(--'Perks of Being a Wallflower')

I KNOW I am--quote-end-quote--"WEIRD", but 'tis NOT as if I hafta "THINK about it"/"make a CONSCIOUS effort" to "stand-OUT".
(… 'Tis just WHO I AM.)

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I really hafta FOCUS on being "NOT an anomaly"
(… It HURTS my head!)

… The LAST thing I need is MORE "PAIN" in/to my CRANIUM!

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I TEND TO be rather TRUANT.
(… Is my--USUAL/REPETITIVE--LATE-ness due to my SLOW MANUAL-operations … OR my "WEIRD"-acts/doings?
HHHMMM.
Ponder THAT!)


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Monday, November 24, 2014

DEMONSTRATE/DISPLAY SELF-confidence.


"To ATTAIN success, one must PROJECT success."
(--FedEx)

"No matter WHAT,
… you've GOT to STRUT."
(--'The Nutty Professor')

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,,,.
'Unutum!'
(PHONETIC Turkish: 'OO-noo-TOOM!')
(= 'I forget!)

Alas, I HAFTA give a "GINORMOUS" "Thank you" to "The Architect"(--'The Matrix Reloaded') … of my blog … for providing/"constructing" a GENIUS "angle" to provide UPDATES on my PROGRESS and "vent" my FRUSTRATIONS!
I certainly APPRECIATE this "avenue" as a way of maintaining what LITTLE SANITY I still have!

Furthermore, I think I--MYSELF--deserve a nice "PAT-on-the-BACK" for deciding to CONDENSE my blog-posting down to ONE NIGHTLY-update of my daily-activities.

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Regarding my FORGOTTEN & "added BACK IN" blog-stories, I THINK 'tis BETTER for my "PSYCHE" to "highlight" my memory-ERRORS.  This way I have "DOCUMENTED-EVIDENCE" of my FORGETFULNESS, so I have an easIER time RECOGNIZING & TRYING TO FIX said "problem(S)".

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… My FURTHER forgetfulness:
I've GOTTA "give MAD-UPS" (It's SLANG for "EMPHATIC 'high-fives'.") to … MYSELF for a PHENOMENAL-application of my Biomedical- & Physics-knowledge!
((Example:
(WARNING!)
When I NEED TO "go #2", I ask to "eat" (via "G-tube"), when I'm ALREADY "in my chair".  This way I'm ALREADY HALF-squatting, so the "food" doesN'T have to go all throughout my body.  I can just "let it FREE"!))

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… Also, I've gotta give "mad-PROPS" to my "neuro-psychotherapist" for helping me sort through my MANY issues/frustrations at HOME, at my GYM & at LIFE!
Her "observation":
Stay SOCIAL!
(… Ergo, I FREQUENTLY host a "par-TAY" … to "MEET & GREET" "PEEPS"!)
((… Folks SEEM to like US--"The ROYAL 'We', the EDITORIAL"(--'The Big Lebowski').
WHY?!
"People LIKE us!  … We're NICE.  … I wear PANTS!"
(--'Horrible Bosses 2'))

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What a TOUGH/FRUSTRATING workout-day at "NeuroFit 360"!
(AAARRRGGGHHH!)
Today's LEG-workout was PARTICULARLY upsetting, 'cuz no matter WHAT I DID or HOW LONG I WAITED for my LEG-muscles--via the NERVE-connections--to "process" "messages" from my brain.
Nonetheless, I "sucked it up", worked on IMPROVING my PATIENCE and completed my MANY exercises--including "WALKING", KNEELING, WEIGHT-SHIFTING & "STEPPING onto" & WEIGHT-TRANSFERRING onto" EACH of my INDIVIDUAL legs on a RAISED "box-stepper thing".

Throughout ALL, you/I/we HAFTA REMAIN "glass is half-FULL"!

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"The Architect"--to ME ("The ONE") … of my blog:

"The first Matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime."
("The Architect" is my best friend.  He & I like to--PLAYFULLY/JOKINGLY--"fuck with each other's LIFE".) "A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being. Thus, I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the Matrix, she would undoubtedly be its mother.
 As you adequately put, the problem is choice. But we already know what you are going to do, don't we? Already I can see the chain reaction: the chemical precursors that signal the onset of an emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason. An emotion that is already blinding you to the simple and obvious truth: she is going to die and there is nothing you can do to stop it." 
("SHE" = "NEUROLOGICAL-APTITUDE/-CONNECTION") 
"'Hope'. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness."
(--'The Matrix Reloaded')




P.S. "You KNOW I've ALWAYS wanted to PRETEND to be an 'ARCHITECT'!"

(--George, 'Seinfeld')

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Sunday, November 23, 2014

I've GOTTA "give CREDIT where 'credit' is DUE"!



I NEED TO thank ALL of my "martial arts"-instructors for INSTILLING in me a GREAT DEAL of
DISCIPLINE, SELF-CONTROL, PHYSICAL-FITNESS & "BODY MOVEMENT"-KNOWLEDGE/-FLUIDITY.

(… For 22+ YEARS)

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I've GOTTA give "'KUDOS'" to my EXCELLENT academic-institutions (St. Thomas Aquinas High, University of Pennsylvania & Nova Southeastern-grad school) for establishing a "STRONG" intellectual-(NERDY-)"background".
(… My "doctors"--who are REALLY STUPID, STUBBORN & EGOTISTICAL--TRIED to REDEEM themselves by stating that my--"MIRACULOUS"--recovery from my "NEAR death"-experience is "PROBABLY because of (MY) 'STRONG' mental-'POWER'.)
((… They were just TRYING to "cover their (MORONIC) ASSES".)

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"PROPS" to my family for BELIEVING-IN me!
(SO MANY "doubters"/"HATERS" could've/WOULD'VE "dismissed me" as a "LOST-cause".
But, NOOO!  People who KNOW ME know that I--withOUT being a JERK--like to prove people (specifically--"DOUBTERS") SO WRONG.

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MANY THANKS to … ME … for MAINTAINING my "'IRON WILL'" (GOOD movie!), PHYSICAL- & MENTAL-"STRENGTH" and friendly-SOCIABILITY throughout my LONG, ARDUOUS, FRUSTRATING, EXTREMELY DIFFICULT RECOVERY-process!

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P.S. I am NOT showing ANY KIND of appreciation to ANY of my (SUPPOSED) "RETARDED" "doctors"!
(… THERE, Ha ha HA!  It's not so FUNNY, when I'M the one "playing the 'RETARD'-card", IS IT?!)


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Saturday, November 22, 2014

"Get busy LIVIN', or get busy DYIN'."


--'The Shawshank Redemption'

"… I have to remind myself that SOME 'birds' aren't meant to be 'CAGED'.
They're just too beautiful."
(--'The Shawshank Redemption')

"I'm a PEACOCK.
You've GOTTA let me FLY!"
(--'The Other Guys')


"I'm pretty.  I'm pretty.  I'm SOOO pretty!"
(--Muhammad Ali)

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"L-I-V-I-N, livin'!"
(--'Dazed & Confused')

Although MANY tasks/activities are VERY difficult & time-consuming, I'd MUCH PREFER being LONG-time--TEMPORARILY--"disabled"/handicapped to being "NON-existent"(--DUMBASS-government officials who are STILL ,,, CONVINCED … that I'm DEAD)!

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As FRUSTRATING as MY LIFE FREQUENTLY is--'cuz I caN'T walk OR talk (YET), I MUST REPEATEDLY/CONSTANTLY amuse myself--with EMAILS, SPORTS, MOVIES, MARTIAL ARTS, WORKOUTS, TUTORING, GAMES & TV.
(… My various hand-injuries KINDA PREVENT me from "TWIDDLING my THUMBS".)
(… My astigmatism also DIS-allows me from having "a WANDERING eye" … or TWO.)

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I host ALOTTA "par-TAYS" in order to NOT be a

"social-PARIAH".


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Friday, November 21, 2014

"It's not BAD finding out you doN'T have all the answers."

… "Maybe THEN, you start asking the RIGHT questions."
(--'Thor')

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As SMART as I AM, I DEFINITELY, UNDOUBTEDLY, MOST ASSUREDLY do NOT have/know ALL of "LIFE"'s ANSWERS!
(… UNLESS said questions are NUMERICALLY-related.  THEN, I "RULE!")
(… I JUST--SERIOUSLY--"pushed up my GLASSES", a la "a NERD".)

(This questionnaire shall be asked by a "THIRD-party" … to PREVENT bias:)
(… That was JUST "Passive-voice".)
1) WHY did such DEVASTATING, TRAUMATIC injurIES occur to YOU (ME)--an INTELLIGENT, young man just beginning a VERY PROMISING, SUCCESSFUL ADULT-life?
1-ANSWER) "Life's a BITCH."  That was a "TEST" … of your (MY) (A.J.'s) AWARENESS,  READINESS & ADAPTABILITY.
You--A.J.--FAILED "miserably"!

2) WHY/HOW am you (I) still ALIVE?
2-ANSWER) An EXTENSIVE (CURRENTLY 22+ YEARS), INTENSE "martial arts"-history of PAIN-TOLERANCE, ASTOUNDING MENTAL-"strength", HARDCORE-/STEADFAST-determination & a "NEVER-say-DIE"-attitude/"life-OUTLOOK has propelled/"pushed" you (ME) AMAZINGLY near a FULL-RECOVERY!
(… ALSO, the FLEXIBILITY gained from 8 years of COMPETITIVE-wrestling PROBABLY helped.)

3) WHEN will you (I) (A.J.) get "BETTER"--if POSSIBLE?
3-ANSWER) With ALOTTA HOPE, "WORK" & DETERMINATION, there WILL BE … POSITIVE results.
"GOOD things come to those who WAIT."

4) WHO--if ANYONE--can "HELP" you (ME) (A.J.) along the "JOURNEY"?
4-ANSWER) I AM)  "an army of ONE"!


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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

"Nobody ever CLAIMS to be 'ORDINARY'."


(--'Best Buy'-store)

'Tis NOT something brag-WORTHY!
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"When (someone/ANYONE) told me I couldN'T do something, it REALLY BOTHERED me … MORE than I realized."
(--'Scorpion')

(… My subconscious is VERY "STRONG"-willed!)
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"The difference between 'ordinary' & 'extraordinary' …
is that little 'EXTRA'."
(--'Waiting')

(… My INTELLIGENCE, WIT, HUMOR, ATHLETIC-SKILL/-PROWESS, TRIVIA-KNOWLEDGE, DETERMINATION & "ZEST for FUN" are "EXTRAordinary"!)

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I must "stand PROUD" (METAPHORICALLY) of who/what I once WAS!
(… And, in a SELECT "cases", still "AM"!)

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I saw a GREAT book by author Steve Jurich --
'SMART is the New RICH'.
(… The fact that I'm very much BOTH … is a MNOR detail.)

… In order to MAINTAIN my ECONOMIC-"SUPERIORITY", I MUST stay FINANCIALLY-"RESPONSIBLE".

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I am certainly NOT "run-of-the-mill" in ANY AREA!
I do NOT ENJOY "bragging"!  I PREFER to let my "WORK" "speak for itself".
(… Y'ALL: Then, what are you doing on this blog?"
My RETORT: "Shut up!  If I doN'T speak of my LAUDABLE ACCOMPLISHMENTS, then who WILL/WOULD?!"

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It's QUITE RARE that … SEVEN … "doctors" ALL suh-stuh-stam-stammered:
"He (I) shouldN'T even be ALIVE."
Furthermore, one of those "DUNCES" stated: "He'll (I'll) NEVER be more than an UN-responsive 'VEGETABLE'."
Thus, ALL I do is MY--METAPHORICAL--"BITCH-SLAP" across his face!

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I JUST/ONLY viewed a KIDS' Karate-class, and I LIKED what I saw!
(I witnessed EVIDENCE that "CHILDREN are our FUTURE."
(… They couldN'T/"didn't NEED TO" brag, so I'll "sing their PRAISES" for 'em.)

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"ASK, & you SHALL RECEIVE."
(… I ASKED my "Professor" if I may OCCASIONALLY "CO-teach" on SATURDAYS, and just VIEW, OBSERVE & "VOICE my COMMENTS/OPINIONS/MINOR-TEACHINGS" on THURSDAYS.  He replied "in the AFFIRMATIVE".)



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Tuesday, November 18, 2014

"It's the PRINCIPLE!"


(--ME, after I--UNDESERVEDLY--received a "B+" on a grad-school-assignment)

Be "PASSIONATE" about SOMETHING, and STRIVE to really EXCEL at it.
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You haven't really lived until you've done something for 

someone who can never repay you.

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MATERIAL-"thank you"s are very much APPRECIATED!  

But, they're certainly NOT REQUIRED/NECESSARY!

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"Real beauty is the emanation of love from the heart of your 

being."

(--Harold W. Becker)

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An EX-doctor of mine AUDIBLY chuckled & snickered, "THAT 

means NOTHING", when I mentioned:

"I majored in 'Biomedical Engineering' at the University of 

Pennsylvania.  So, I MIGHT understand A LITTLE BIT of 

what you're saying."

(( Granted, I was using REVERSE-

"HYPERBOLE"/EXAGGERATION to describe my VAST 

medical-UNDERSTANDING.  STILL, it was VERY UN-

professional to (HARSHLY) CHORTLE at the HONEST 

decree of a PATIENT (ME) of his medical SEMI-

comprehension!))


 To quote "Michelle Tanner" from 'Full House':

"How RUDE!"


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I GREATLY DIS-approve of the "GROSSLY"-FALSE 

assumption that a HIGH IQ correlates to / means a GREAT 

memory!

( Said MISTAKE was highlighted on the show, 'Scorpion'.)

MY IQ is pretty frickin' HIGH.  (I forgot the EXACT value.)

But, my memory OBVIOUSLY "sucks ASS"!

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"With 'GENIUS' comes 'WEAKNESS' in some areas of life."

"SOCIALLY!"

(--'Scorpion' CAST-interview) 


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"The MOST IMPORTANT things in life aren't 'THINGS'.

They're PEOPLE."

(--Toyota Camry-commercial)




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Monday, November 17, 2014

NEVER "give up"!



Even though my RECOVERY has been ONGOING since July 6, 2008
(That's 2,325 DAYS.), I MUST "PUSH-THROUGH" the "SUB-par", "LESS-than-IDEAL" days--like TODAY.

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Since I am SO DETERMINED, STEADFAST & "HUNGRY for IMPROVEMENT", I HAFTA continue to TRY, until I am CONTENT/SATISFIED with the result.

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"For ME, uh, 'the SIXTH time's a charm'."

However, regarding my MATH-problems, my FIRST answer is
"DEAD-ON. BALLZ-ACCURATE.  …
It's an INDUSTRY-term."
(--'My Cousin Vinny')

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Although MANY (DAILY-)tasks take ME longER to complete than they would for a "NORMEE",
"the END justifies the MEANS".

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I VEHEMENTLY apologize, "Master Yoda"(--'Star Wars') for DIS-obeying your LEGENDARY, Jedi-MASTER words:
"DO, or do NOT.  There is no 'TRY'."

Ya see, I--NOW--LIVE by the SCIENTIFIC-process:
"TRIAL & Error".

Thus, I LEARN from my MISTAKES.

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This afternoon 'benim and' ('beh-NEEM AH-neh') (TURKISH for 'my mom') told me that I "SHOULD try to AVOID visiting 'TURKIYE' ('TOOR-kee-YEH') … for ASSORTED reasons.

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"Ya know, being DIFFERENT isn't always a BAD thing."
(--'Fantastic Four')

I've LONG been QUITE "ODD"/"STRANGE" … but "TIPPED to the 'REALLY GOOD'-side".
(… I'm an AB-normally ASTOUNDING combination of EXTRAORDINARY INTELLIGENCE, AMAZING ATHLETICISM & KIND-HEARTED EMPATHY!)



Since my "Traumatic BRAIN-Injury", I am DETERMINED to AGAIN prove/display my ACADEMIC/MENTAL, "SPORTY" & EMOTIONAL/PSYCHOLOGICAL/COMPASSIONATE APTITUDE!



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Sunday, November 16, 2014

"(METAPHORICAL) 'WARS' are fought with 'WEAPONS'."

… "But, they are WON by MEN!"
(--'Captain America')

((… I am in a "WAR" AGAINST the REFUSAL of my LEG-nerves, LEFT-sided (&
VOCAL-)muscles to get them to FULLY "respond" to "stimuli".))

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I have NEVER been a FAN of "firearms".
I feel that GUNS are "the EASY/WUSSY way" to settle a SERIOUS dispute!.
I DRAMATICALLY/FERVENTLY/ADAMANTLY prefer WORDS and/or--EVENTUAL--"HAND-to-HAND COMBAT".

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Am I--Altan Kaynatma--a Turkish-American "DUAL-citizen"--"CAPTAIN AMERICA"?!



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Saturday, November 15, 2014

"People doN'T 'bring me DOWN' (EMOTIONALLY/PSYCHOLOGICALLY)."

… "On the CONTRARY, I prefer to think of it as 'I bring THEM UP'."
(--Sheldon Cooper, 'The Big Bang Theory')


What can I SAY?!
I'm an OPTIMIST!

(… Also, I'm VERY PRO-"SOCIAL-interaction" … and FRIENDLY!)

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… I REALLY have BETTER workouts (upper AND lower body), when I'm SURROUNDED by a POSITIVE, COMICAL "atmosphere"!

LUCKILY/THANKFULLY, my trainers are ALL VERY "LIGHT-HEARTED"!

Thus, I am DEFINITELY/NOTICEABLY/SIGNIFICANTLY IMPROVING my PHYSICAL-/MUSCULAR-health!

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(LITERALLY) How could I be MORE "DOWN" than ALREADY am … IN a WHEELCHAIR?!
(… Ha ha HA!)

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… I'm ACTUALLY in a VERY GOOD mood today!
My--CURRENT--JOVIAL LIFE-outlook/opinion is PRIMARILY due to the SUCCESS of MANY of my FAVORITE athletic-teams--'cuz I'm a GUY.

(… Was THAT sexist?!
I JUST meant that MALES--GENERALLY--more CLOSELY associate & relate to "the SPORTS-world" than their FEMALE-cohorts.)


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Friday, November 14, 2014

SOMETIMES, "the PARTS are GREATER than the WHOLE".



Today I had a FANTASTIC LEG-workout at "NeuroFit 360"!
I did 15 DEEP "leg-lunges"--while HOLDING a horizontal-bar--on/with EACH leg.
Also, I did 20 DEEP SQUATS--with the goal of touching my butt on/to a mat that was ~18 inches … "from the FLOOR"/"off the GROUND"!

NO OFFENSE to the OWNER, but HE instructed me to squat LOWER.
"The SHOULDER-pain is JUST the muscle's STRETCHING.  It'll DE-crease with more reps."

Uuummm, NO.  It didn't.
A STAFF-member/"underling" CORRECTLY told me to WIDEN my stance, LEAN more to MY LEFT & maintain STRAIGHT BACK-posture.

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In lieu of a RECENT "work schedule"-change for ONE of my "caregivers", I HAFTA decide between "LETTING one employee GO" and/or just "DE-creasing said employee's work-hours.
(… BEFORE I make a decision, I HAFTA inspect ALL #s:

schedules, work-histories, instruction-listening skills, etc.)

(… There's ONE PARTICULAR employee of whom I'm not ESPECIALLY fond.  But--SURE ENOUGH, said employee's having a VERY REDEEMABLE night!)

(… I'll just lowER his amount of work-HOURS.)

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In regards to MY BODY:
-- My LEFT--"METALLICALLY-fused"--arm is weakER than its RIGHT-"counterpart".
-- My LEFT--"METALLICALLY-fused"
-- My LEFT--PREVIOUSLY "METALLICALLY-fused"--hip SOMETIMES struggles to THRUST to either side.

Although, my ENTIRE RIGHT-side has (OVERLY-)compensated.
((… 'I THANK My Lucky STARS'(--Webb Pierce) that I was ALREADY RIGHT-handed!
Nonetheless, I WOULD'VE adjusted and MADE MYSELF "AMBIDEXTROUS"!
(… YES, my MENTAL-strength is THAT POWERFUL!)



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Thursday, November 13, 2014

… MORE #s:


I FOUND it!
THIS was my EXACT warm-up MATH-problem from my TUTORING-"student" yesterday:

"You drive a CONSTANT speed due EAST 40 miles/hour for 12 minutes.
THEN, you turn onto the highway, and drive straight NORTH at 60 mph for 6 minutes.
You STOP.
How FAR are you from your STARTING-point?




BONUS:
How far are you from your STARTING-point … in FEET?
(HINT: There are 5,280 FEET in a MILE.)"



((… ANSWER:

12 minutes = 1/5 of an hour
1/5 of 40 miles = 
8 MILES

6 minutes = 1/10 of an hour
1/10 of 60 miles =
6 MILES

(THIS is the HINT I gave her:)
STANDARD "right triangle" = (measurement of "side X")^2 + (measurement of "side Y")^2 = (measurement of "HYPOTENUSE")^2

Ergo, 
8 squared (64) + 6 squared (36) = X squared 
64 + 36 = 100 = x squared
x^2 = 100
Thus, x = + or - 10
(… Since we're dealing with DISTANCE, the answer is POSITIVE.)

"BONUS"-ANSWER: 

There are 5,280 feet in a mile.  
So, 
10 MILES = 
5,280 FEET x 10 = 

50,280 feet))

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So, upon my awakening this morning, I--as usual-- HAD TO "DRAIN the MAIN VEIN".  
(… HEY!  That ALL rhymes!)
So, I "WALKED" 62 steps TO my toilet and 64 steps RETURNING from my toilet.
Alas, I HAVE SIGNIFICANTLY DE-creased my "glancing DOWN" as I "WALK".
(YAY!)
I STILL--OCCASIONALLY--swing my LEFT LEG/FOOT out to MY left, and KICK my walker as I STEP forward.
(DAMN electric "pulsing" of my "Walkaid"!)
(… 2 "KICKS"/62 INITIAL steps = ~3.23%
3 "KICKS"/64 RETURN-steps = ~4.69%)

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So, THIS evening's been … A BIT … hectic!
THUS, tomorrow I'll be more EXTENSIVE/VERBOSE/CHATTY.


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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Even though LIFE sometimes/frequently can be rather/VERY "SHITTY" (METAPHORICALLY),


you/I/we must ALWAYS attempt to IMPROVE your/my/our "bodily-STATUS".


"You gotta keep on livin' … L-I-V-I-N,"


“I’d like to stop thinking of the PRESENT as some minor, insignificant preamble to something else.”

(--'Dazed & Confused')


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… 

Yes, 'tis VERY IMPORTANT to focus on the "NOW".  
But, I've ALWAYS felt that if I were a school-supply, I'd be a "schedule-PLANNER".
I enjoy PLANNING my FUTURE-activities.

(… Although, based upon my mathematical-EASE & -QUICKNESS, I COULD BE a "calculator".)


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(WARNING)
"Evidence" seems to REVEAL/INDICATE that my LIFE--lately/recently--is A BIT "CRAPPY" (BOTH literally AND metaphorically).  This morning I "dropped--ANOTHER--VERY SOLID deuce". 
YAY!
"EAT IT", EX-G.I.-"Doctor"!

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I had a FANTASTIC second day of MATH-tutoring!

1) I greeted my "student" with a HARDCORE-math problem that combines ALGEBRA, TRIGONOMETRY & MULTI-variable "SUBSTITUTION".
(… I was LOW on things-to-DO, so I just MADE-UP/DEVISED/DESIGNED it MYSELF.)
(… AWKWARD silence … My brother--in Turkey: "NERD!")
2) My "pupil" THANKED me for my "VERY HELPFUL ideas, shortcuts & practice".
3) My tutEE is Hispanic, so she HELPED DISTRACT ME from my "LESS than great" Columbian caregiver.  
(… Said Hispanic "caregiver" ACTUALLY had a VERY NICE evening/night!
WHEW!)
4) … No, I am very much NOT a cultural-ELITIST!
(… I, MYSELF, am ALSO BI-cultural.  But, I ACTUALLY TRIED TO--SUCCESSFULLY--learn a SECOND language.)
((… I know--at least--"PIECES" of SIX languages (English, Turkish, Spanish, Latin, Japanese & German).))
5) Finally, my tutEE complimented me on my very UN-orthodox but "GENIUS"(--her) "tricks" to save test-taking TIME.

(… ONE example of my "TRICKS":
"Whenever you see '60 miles per hour', THINK 'a mile a minute'.  There are 60 minutes in an hour.  So, you don't NEED TO be a 'GENIUS' to compute/calculate that THAT's 60 MILES in 60 MINUTES.")


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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Today's "WALKING"-stats:


(THAT's just what I … DO!)
(… The PRACTICING to "WALK" … AND the statistic-calculating)

Upon MY waking up … at ~6:10 am, I "summoned" my "caregiver" to "SET ME UP" for MY MORNING-"GALAVANTING".

My INITIAL "urinary-ODYSSEY" consisted of
61 "STEPS"
TO my "porcelain-THRONE"
and
65 "STEPS"
RETURNING to bed.

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HOWEVER, my morning "toilet-TREKS" were NOT "flawless", as I've realized my NEXT (… Yet ANOTHER) "PROJECT".
TWO of my INITIAL "STEPS" involved my LEFT-leg swinging-out WIDE LEFT & "KICKING" the outside-rail of my walker.
During my RETURN-"WALK", I "KICKED" it FOUR more times.

(… 2/61 = ~3.28 %
… 4/65 = ~6.16%)

Consequently:
YES, my REQUIRED "steps" in my "WALKS" are SLIGHTLY DE-creasing.
(… Ergo, my STRIDE/GAIT is IN-creasing.  Thus, my CONFIDENCE/TRUST in my LEG-strength is also IN-creasing.
YAY!
"BOO-YA-KA-SHA!"--'Ali G')

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UUUGGGHHH!
AAARRRGGGHHH!
My SECOND & FAR-LESS RELIABLE/PROFESSIONAL/COMPETENT nurse decided to NOT show-up this morning!
(… On the morning I actually have ALOTA plans, I think I'm ENTITLED to be REALLY F---IN' PISSED!)
I have tutoring, workout & neuropsychology.
"W.T.F."?!

(… I'd LIKE TO "WALK" ALL OVER her FACE, … since she "TRAMPLED on my ORDERS"!)

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After ALL of my "toilet-trips"--regardless of whether it was a SUCCESSFUL or UN-successful "urinary-secretion" OR "fecal-excretion"--I "WALK" the ~66 "STEPS" TO & FROM my toilet.

I made FIVE different such "TREKS" today.

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I--SUCCESSFULLY--had my FIRST tutoring-session this morning.
YAY!
She--my "student" ACTUALLY SAID, "WOW, you're REALLY helpful!  … I ACTUALLY 'get it' now.  THANKS!"
My response: "I just DO what I do."
(I didn't SAY this to HER, 'cuz I didN'T want to SEEM like an arrogant "… PLICK!"(--Jackie Chan, 'Rush Hour')
She & I REALLY ENJOYED/BENEFITTED from our little "MEETING".


P.S. Said "tutor-session" lasted ~100 minutes = ~an hour and 40 minutes = ~1.67 hours = ~6,000 seconds.


P.P.S. I could "SLEEPWALK", and do MATH.
(… I WAS.  SSSHHH!)


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Monday, November 10, 2014

"I'm not 'SOME KIND of NERD'."


"I am the KING of NERDS."
(--Leonard, 'The Big Bang Theory')

To review:
-- I did NOT receive/earn a "B"--on a report-card--'til my BOLD "venture" into the "Bioengineering"-major freshman year of undergraduate-COLLEGE at "Ivy League"-University of Pennsylvania.
-- I was VALEDICTORIAN of my graduating class of 2003 from the PRESTIGIOUS high school of Saint Thomas Aquinas in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida.
-- I was ~six months IN on an "Accelerated Master's Degree", when my UNFORTUNATE car-accident occurred.
-- I earned a PERFECT "800" on my "MATH-S.A.T."
-- (I COULD go on and on and on … & ON about my "LAUNDRY-LIST" of academic-accolades, but I'll spare thee.
((… Y'ALL: (Sigh of RELIEF) "WHEW!"))

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Why do I CONSTANTLY feel 'tis NECESSARY to name my PLENTITUDE/PLETHORA/MYRIAD of "ILLUSTRIOUS" (Go ahead: paint a PICTURE … of my scholastic-SUPERLATIVES.  I DARE ya!) recognitions of my REMARKABLE INTELLIGENCE?!

… I'll tell you:
Since I--SUPPOSEDLY--have an INTENSE/SERIOUS brain-injury, NO ONE--upon FIRST meeting me--takes my ASTOUNDING MENTAL-"strength" seriously!  It's TERRIBLY UNFORTUNATE to note … that through MY (PHYSICALLY-)disabled observations over the last ~6.33+ YEARS, I've noticed that FAR TOO MANY people are FAR TOO QUICK to make FALSE,
(EMOTIONALLY-)"HURTFUL", DISMISSIVE assumptions about my MENTAL-fortitude!
((… It's like EVERYONE bought "Milton"'s ''JUMP to Conclusions'-Mat''(--'Office Space'))

Ergo, I CONSTANTLY feel the NEED to CORRECT these INCORRECT "judgments".


P.S. I "telekinetically" made a tumor "APPEAR" on the X-ray of MY brain.
(… For Halloween I dressed as a PRE-balding, wheelchair-bound, mentally-ASTONISHING Professor X from 'X Men'.)

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"I very rarely think in words at all. A thought comes, and I 

may try to express it in words afterwards." -Albert Einstein

(… I think in NUMBERS.

I encounter a "PREDICAMENT", and I attempt to "SOLVE" 

said "PROBLEM" by QUICKLY determining the 

PROBABILITY of SUCCESS.

… Over a NUMBER of "TRIALS"--IF this action is a 

REPEATED exercise, then I'd then analyze the resulting 

STATISTICS.)


… The DIFFICULT aspect is ACCURATELY DESCRIBING 

said "NUMBERS" to OTHERS.


(… I'd IMAGINE/HOPE that MY way of "PROBLEM-

SOLVING"/"QUANTITATIVE ANALYSIS" may/will be 

EASIER with/in my MATH-tutoring.)


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"If you think about it, it's a GREAT word:

'MA'--which is good … and 'NEWER'--which is GREAT.

Break it down: 'MA', 'NEWER'.

Where's the PROBLEM?"

(--George, 'Seinfeld')

(… Said "GREAT word" is "MANURE"--a NOT-SO 
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Tomorrow morning, I SHALL begin my MATH-tutoring 

service.  

(… HOPEFULLY--Actually, I'm CONFIDENT, I can CONVEY 

my MATHEMATICAL "picture-making"/"problem-

solving"/"IMAGERY" to my "tutEE".)  


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As my "neuropsychologist" BRILLIANTLY concluded, 

"NUMBERS RELAX (me)."

ALAS:

"How many times do I have to get SCREWED, before I learn

my lesson?!"

(--'Scorpion', an episode about a MATHEMATICAL-algorithm 

used to generate award-winning music)










MORAL

CONTRARY to MY CONSTANT quantitative-analysis, 

numbers/math caN'T solve/predict EVERYTHING … just A 

LOT!




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