(I'm talking to MYSELF:)
"What makes you 'WEIRD'
is probably what makes you GREAT!"
(… WOW! What a TERRIFIC audience!)
(… "Audience" = ME)
(… Is the JOKE still FUNNY, if I have to EXPLAIN it?!)
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(PAY ATTENTION, … A.J.!)
Accept YOURSELF … for the GLORY, WONDER & AMAZEMENT that you ARE.
If people REFUSE to "take you IN", RESPECT & COMMEND you for your "UNBELIEVABLE" (No, that's POOR "diction"/word-choice". How 'bout "PRAISEWORTHY"?!) feats, then "their LOSS".
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We ALL have our RESPECTIVE niche/"strength(S)"/"virtue".
MINE are
-- MENTAL-math
-- (RANDOM) SPORTS-trivia/OBSESSIONS
-- "MARTIAL ARTS"-knowledge & -understanding
-- SOCIAL-comfort, -"flexibility" & -entertainment
-- GENEROSITY
-- LOGIC
-- "WISDOM BEYOND my age"
-- HEALTH-knowledge
--DETERMINATION
-- CINEMATIC-appreciation
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…
EVERYDAY I seek/TRY to INCREASE my "INDEPENDENCE"!
I YEARN to accomplish MORE activities … on MY OWN.
(… I JUST pushed UP/OFF my chair-legrests to--MANUALLY/UN-assistedly pull-OUT a VERY UNCOMFORTABLE wedgie!)
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What a FANTASTIC/IDEAL "SPEECH therapy"-session!
(… No, it's NOT just 'cuz I--EASILY--won in/at Scrabble by 23 points.)
I ATE--via MOUTH--ALL of TWO scrambled eggs. AND, I TALKED/CHATTED … A LOT!
(… After my victory, I commented:
"Everyone has HIS OR HER day."
(… How PLEASANTLY IRONIC that I used PROPER grammar to my "SPEECH therapist"!)
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For ANOTHER GREAT workout at "NeuroFit 360", I "demonstrated" my SPECTACULAR application of staff's advice!
I STOOD up--ALONE--from a CUSHIONED "table". Then, I grabbed a SMALL, stuffed turtle-toy off another table. With my LEFT arm at my side, I'd grab a "TUR-TLE"(--'Tosh.O') with my RIGHT hand and TRY TO toss said stuffed turtle-toy into a basket ~SIX feet away--on the ground. Of my THREE trials of TEN turtle-tosses, I made 2 turtles into the bucket the FIRST time. Then, I went 3 of 10. Finally, I went 1 for ten.
So, OVERALL, I shot 6 of 30 … or 20%.
(… I was MARGINALLY content with my "performance", … considering my PRE-accident, BOTCHED RIGHT-forearm surgery has left me UNABLE to FULLY-open my RIGHT hand.)
… Ergo, i utilized my COMPETITIVE-nature, my indefatigable-DETERMINATION & my seemingly natural ATHLETIC-prowess to accomplish this PHENOMENAL feat … while "STANDING" … ALONE!
(PAY ATTENTION, … A.J.!)
Accept YOURSELF … for the GLORY, WONDER & AMAZEMENT that you ARE.
If people REFUSE to "take you IN", RESPECT & COMMEND you for your "UNBELIEVABLE" (No, that's POOR "diction"/word-choice". How 'bout "PRAISEWORTHY"?!) feats, then "their LOSS".
_____________________________________________________________________________
We ALL have our RESPECTIVE niche/"strength(S)"/"virtue".
MINE are
-- MENTAL-math
-- (RANDOM) SPORTS-trivia/OBSESSIONS
-- "MARTIAL ARTS"-knowledge & -understanding
-- SOCIAL-comfort, -"flexibility" & -entertainment
-- GENEROSITY
-- LOGIC
-- "WISDOM BEYOND my age"
-- HEALTH-knowledge
--DETERMINATION
-- CINEMATIC-appreciation
____________________________________________________________________________
…
EVERYDAY I seek/TRY to INCREASE my "INDEPENDENCE"!
I YEARN to accomplish MORE activities … on MY OWN.
(… I JUST pushed UP/OFF my chair-legrests to--MANUALLY/UN-assistedly pull-OUT a VERY UNCOMFORTABLE wedgie!)
____________________________________________________________________________
What a FANTASTIC/IDEAL "SPEECH therapy"-session!
(… No, it's NOT just 'cuz I--EASILY--won in/at Scrabble by 23 points.)
I ATE--via MOUTH--ALL of TWO scrambled eggs. AND, I TALKED/CHATTED … A LOT!
(… After my victory, I commented:
"Everyone has HIS OR HER day."
(… How PLEASANTLY IRONIC that I used PROPER grammar to my "SPEECH therapist"!)
_____________________________________________________________________________
For ANOTHER GREAT workout at "NeuroFit 360", I "demonstrated" my SPECTACULAR application of staff's advice!
I STOOD up--ALONE--from a CUSHIONED "table". Then, I grabbed a SMALL, stuffed turtle-toy off another table. With my LEFT arm at my side, I'd grab a "TUR-TLE"(--'Tosh.O') with my RIGHT hand and TRY TO toss said stuffed turtle-toy into a basket ~SIX feet away--on the ground. Of my THREE trials of TEN turtle-tosses, I made 2 turtles into the bucket the FIRST time. Then, I went 3 of 10. Finally, I went 1 for ten.
So, OVERALL, I shot 6 of 30 … or 20%.
(… I was MARGINALLY content with my "performance", … considering my PRE-accident, BOTCHED RIGHT-forearm surgery has left me UNABLE to FULLY-open my RIGHT hand.)
… Ergo, i utilized my COMPETITIVE-nature, my indefatigable-DETERMINATION & my seemingly natural ATHLETIC-prowess to accomplish this PHENOMENAL feat … while "STANDING" … ALONE!
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