… we will NOT 'spank the monkey'.
'The monkey will spank US'!"
(--'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back')
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"In Soviet-Russia, car drives YOU!"
(--Yakov Smirnov, 'Family Guy')
(… There's a WRESTLING-move--called the "Russian"--that I used to do A LOT.)
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Friday, October 3, 2014
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- PERSEVERANCE
- "Judge NOT, lest YE be judged."
- POINT -- Business-advertising
- DAMN YOU, "Mother Nature"!
- (SIGH) Another DAY, another "step" (… in/on the CO...
- REVISED blogging-protocol:
- GREAT start to my day!
- RELUCTANTLY, I beg to DIFFER!
- Dear CLOSEST Nurse:
- Have FAITH!
- (WARNING) When "Nature calls", you/we/I "ANSWER"--...
- Turn your OWN "DREAMS: into "REALITY".
- CHERISH the "GOODS"!
- I BELIEVE in WALKING & TALKING.
- "SIMPLE ARITHMETIC" = "KEY to IDEAL REALITY"
- I feel ENTIRELY TOO RESPONSIBLE for MUCH of the UN...
- "LOOKS can be DECEIVING."
- MAKE/"SCULPT" your OWN FUTURE!
- My SPITTING (YAY!) is NOT rude!
- "NEW 'shit' has come to light."
- I WILL … WALK and TALK again! (WHY? HOW do ...
- I have "FOUR-EYES".
- NEVER "back DOWN/AWAY" from a CHALLENGE!
- (WARNING) While I urinated--INTO my TOILET--while ...
- Choices … for MY OWN GOOD:
- 'Tis MY DECISION/PREROGATIVE!
- "To BILL BRASKY!"
- I am NOT superstitious.
- YEAH, RIGHT! THAT'll be the DAY!
- ME: (AUDIBLE sigh) "Back to the o' drawing-board."
- (WARNING) ANOTHER one of my "Restroom-Rituals":
- It starts with … YOU!
- … Lavatory -- PLAY-by-PLAY:
- PRESENT. PAST. FUTURE. (… TENSES)
- ''C'est la vie.''
- "It USED TO BE that I RAN to get me where I was go...
- HHHMMM. "Inquiring minds WANT to know."
- (WARNING) "THAT … JUST … happened!"
- "IGNORE-ance is BLISS."
- Take … ACTION!
- 'What DREAMS May Come':
- To my 'karateka' ('Karate-students'):
- "CREATION" versus "EVOLUTION"
- (THINK:) "NOT to be SELF-absorbed/egotistical, but...
- … (AGAIN) "WHY do we 'FALL'?"
- "'LUCK' doesN'T exist."
- The LITTLE things AMUSE me!
- DAMN my OVER-thinking!
- "Put in … the EFFORT."
- My day has been SO-SO--with more GOOD than BAD."
- When IN DOUBT, try a NEW "approach".
- "Define 'IRONY'."
- Even though my STARTLING "RECOVERY-processs" is CE...
- What is ITS "purpose"?!
- Just walk in, and "ACT like you OWN the place".
- OUCH! "Did you know that words really CAN 'hurt' ...
- "GOOD work takes TIME."
- "Be KIND."
- Acceptance
- (WARNING) THAT's how I like to BEGIN my day/WEEK!
- OTHERS go through SIMILAR "BATTLES".
- "What is the 'symboloy'?"
- In (MY) DREAMS (of WALKING & TALKING),
- You canNOT go through life QUITTING everything!
- FOCUS on the "LONG-run".
- Can I get an "AMEN" … for a LITERAL-"twist"?!
- JOIN the "CLUB"!
- "We're ALL pretty BIZARRE."
- FRIENDS are like SNOWFLAKES:
- AAARRRGGGHHH! (SIGH) SHUT … UP!
- After watching, 'X-Men' YET AGAIN,
- You can BE … WHATEVER YOU wanna BE.
- … EVIDENTLY, I'm GREAT with KIDS!
- "Live LONG, and PROSPER."
- … "It PAINS me to say this,"
- I am only … PART-human.
- Thankfully/UN-luckily (KINDA),
- … DAMN, I'm GOOD!
- (WARNING) … NEW/BETTER opinion of said employEE (c...
- No one EVER told ME!
- "HATING" is an emotional-"DISEASE".
- … MORE "WALKING"-math:
- … WALKING-Trial #3:
- … Trial #2 (NUMBERS):
- (WARNING) "WALKING"-trial (NUMBERS):
- UGH! It's SO TOUGH to find GOOD, ENGLISH-speaking...
- … "What DO I KNOW about the word?!"
- I never really wanted a PERFECT life!
- OPPORTUNITY's "knockin' at the door".
- BOOOO!
- … I REPEAT: My disabilities are NOT PERMANENT!
- FORWARD (WALKING) "STEPS" = POSITIVE-motion
- (SINISTER laugh:) "Mu-HA-HA!"
- I select Choice B … DEFINITELY!
- "Reach"/Aim highER!
- … More "OOZING" (of "POTENTIAL"):
- Is it a "WIN/WIN-situation"?!
- LIFE-lesson: It's NOT about "PERFECTION".
- WHICH?!
- "BEAUTY is in the eye(S) of the beholder."
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