…
"Step away from normal,
Please, we insist.
Hold off from the humdrum.
Really, resist."
(--''Hendrick's Gin'')
Since I ABHOR "following the NORM"/"staying IN-LINE",
I REALLY WANT a "TASTY beverage" (--my fraternity's
"CODE-name" (… SSSHHH!) for an "ALCOHOLIC drink"!
(… In MODERATION)
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I learned the CORRECT spelling of "ouija" (pronounced "WEE-jee").
A "'ouija'-board" is
"a device consisting of a small board, or
planchette, on legs that rest ona larger board
marked with words, letters of the alphabet,
etc., andthat by moving over the larger board
and touching the words, letters,etc., while the
fingers of spiritualists, mediums, or others rest
lightly upon it, is employed to answer
questions, give messages, etc."
"Did you KNOW that when Alexander Graham
Bell INVENTED the telephone, he proposed
answering it by saying, 'AHOY'?"
(--Dr. Sheldon Cooper, 'The Big Bang Theory')
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"I LOVE 'Strawberry Quik'! It's my FAVORITE drinkable RED-liquid. …
… "NARROWLY beating 'Pepto-Bismol'."
(--Shelton, 'The Big Bang Theory')
P.S. When in college, I RANDOMLY chugged a bottle of "Pepto-Bismol" … and "Dimetapp" … on SEPARATE occasions!
(… I'm BEYOND "WEIRD!"
SSSSSSSHHHHHHH!)
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In regards to my LEG-workouts (at "NeuroFit 360"), I've
learned--courtesy of one of my staff-TRAINERS (at "NeuroFit
360")--that "you'll (I'll) have your (MY) GOOD days and your
(MY) BAD days".
Today was a SPECTACULAR day!
… I WALKED on the "I-Care" for
21 MINUTES & 7 seconds--withOUT a break AND WITH
GREAT back-/neck-POSTURE!
(… THAT's a NEW record!)
I established MYSELF as the "PUSHING-force" on said "I-
Care" at 24, 27, 28, 30, 33, 34, 37, 38, 40, 42, 43 & 44 pedal-
revolutions/minute.
(… "PHENOMENAL Cosmic-POWER! … ITTY-BITTY living
-space.")
(--Genie, 'Aladdin')
… I practiced STANDING-UP and MAINTAINING my
"STANDING" with my hands RAISED/"NOT supporting me"!
(… I did this for 4-second, 7-second, 10-second then 17-
second intervals.)
(… My ENDURANCE is IMPROVING!)
(… KICK-ASS!)
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...
…
THROUGHOUT my "RECOVERY", I've ACCEPTED that
"SHIT happens."
"You CAN'T treat everything as a 'LIFE-or-DEATH situation',
'cuz you'll 'die' A LOT.
… Write that down."
(--'Van Wilder' … WHICH I'm WATCHING)
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Wednesday, October 29, 2014
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- RELUCTANTLY, I beg to DIFFER!
- Dear CLOSEST Nurse:
- Have FAITH!
- (WARNING) When "Nature calls", you/we/I "ANSWER"--...
- Turn your OWN "DREAMS: into "REALITY".
- CHERISH the "GOODS"!
- I BELIEVE in WALKING & TALKING.
- "SIMPLE ARITHMETIC" = "KEY to IDEAL REALITY"
- I feel ENTIRELY TOO RESPONSIBLE for MUCH of the UN...
- "LOOKS can be DECEIVING."
- MAKE/"SCULPT" your OWN FUTURE!
- My SPITTING (YAY!) is NOT rude!
- "NEW 'shit' has come to light."
- I WILL … WALK and TALK again! (WHY? HOW do ...
- I have "FOUR-EYES".
- NEVER "back DOWN/AWAY" from a CHALLENGE!
- (WARNING) While I urinated--INTO my TOILET--while ...
- Choices … for MY OWN GOOD:
- 'Tis MY DECISION/PREROGATIVE!
- "To BILL BRASKY!"
- I am NOT superstitious.
- YEAH, RIGHT! THAT'll be the DAY!
- ME: (AUDIBLE sigh) "Back to the o' drawing-board."
- (WARNING) ANOTHER one of my "Restroom-Rituals":
- It starts with … YOU!
- … Lavatory -- PLAY-by-PLAY:
- PRESENT. PAST. FUTURE. (… TENSES)
- ''C'est la vie.''
- "It USED TO BE that I RAN to get me where I was go...
- HHHMMM. "Inquiring minds WANT to know."
- (WARNING) "THAT … JUST … happened!"
- "IGNORE-ance is BLISS."
- Take … ACTION!
- 'What DREAMS May Come':
- To my 'karateka' ('Karate-students'):
- "CREATION" versus "EVOLUTION"
- (THINK:) "NOT to be SELF-absorbed/egotistical, but...
- … (AGAIN) "WHY do we 'FALL'?"
- "'LUCK' doesN'T exist."
- The LITTLE things AMUSE me!
- DAMN my OVER-thinking!
- "Put in … the EFFORT."
- My day has been SO-SO--with more GOOD than BAD."
- When IN DOUBT, try a NEW "approach".
- "Define 'IRONY'."
- Even though my STARTLING "RECOVERY-processs" is CE...
- What is ITS "purpose"?!
- Just walk in, and "ACT like you OWN the place".
- OUCH! "Did you know that words really CAN 'hurt' ...
- "GOOD work takes TIME."
- "Be KIND."
- Acceptance
- (WARNING) THAT's how I like to BEGIN my day/WEEK!
- OTHERS go through SIMILAR "BATTLES".
- "What is the 'symboloy'?"
- In (MY) DREAMS (of WALKING & TALKING),
- You canNOT go through life QUITTING everything!
- FOCUS on the "LONG-run".
- Can I get an "AMEN" … for a LITERAL-"twist"?!
- JOIN the "CLUB"!
- "We're ALL pretty BIZARRE."
- FRIENDS are like SNOWFLAKES:
- AAARRRGGGHHH! (SIGH) SHUT … UP!
- After watching, 'X-Men' YET AGAIN,
- You can BE … WHATEVER YOU wanna BE.
- … EVIDENTLY, I'm GREAT with KIDS!
- "Live LONG, and PROSPER."
- … "It PAINS me to say this,"
- I am only … PART-human.
- Thankfully/UN-luckily (KINDA),
- … DAMN, I'm GOOD!
- (WARNING) … NEW/BETTER opinion of said employEE (c...
- No one EVER told ME!
- "HATING" is an emotional-"DISEASE".
- … MORE "WALKING"-math:
- … WALKING-Trial #3:
- … Trial #2 (NUMBERS):
- (WARNING) "WALKING"-trial (NUMBERS):
- UGH! It's SO TOUGH to find GOOD, ENGLISH-speaking...
- … "What DO I KNOW about the word?!"
- I never really wanted a PERFECT life!
- OPPORTUNITY's "knockin' at the door".
- BOOOO!
- … I REPEAT: My disabilities are NOT PERMANENT!
- FORWARD (WALKING) "STEPS" = POSITIVE-motion
- (SINISTER laugh:) "Mu-HA-HA!"
- I select Choice B … DEFINITELY!
- "Reach"/Aim highER!
- … More "OOZING" (of "POTENTIAL"):
- Is it a "WIN/WIN-situation"?!
- LIFE-lesson: It's NOT about "PERFECTION".
- WHICH?!
- "BEAUTY is in the eye(S) of the beholder."
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