…
As I watch "the BOOB-TUBE"/television from time-to-time, I couldN'T HELP but notice the PREVALENCE of "INITIALS"-based organizations there are.
So, I sought-to EDIT/REVISE some NOTED "groups", so they'd apply DIRECTLY-to ME:
Although I'm not TECHNICALLY "retired", 'cuz I'm just TEMPORARILY "out of commission", I AM--METAPHORICALLY--"gonzo". Ergo, I'd DEFINITELY join the "Academy of Astonishing yet Rowdy Paraplegics" … as a SUB-set of the "Amazing Academy of Revitalizing-Tales"--as MY "AARP". I would NOT "qualify" for the "American Association of Retired Persons" … from the "AART" ("American Association of Retired Teachers").
ANOTHER--FICTIONAL--group I'd join would be the "North American Advancement of Crippled-Prodigies", … as OPPOSED-to the "NAACP" -- the "National Association for the Advancement of Colored-People".
… "Along SIMILAR lines", I'd CERTAINLY make the "Neglected Awesome Scholarly-Athletes"
("NASA" -- "National Aeronautics & Space Administration").
… BOTH these GROUPS apply to ME:
At the time of my accident (July 6, 2008), I was TRAINING to be in the UFC. Therefore, I was/am HIGHLY-involved in "MMA" -- "Mixed Martial Arts". … As ALWAYS, I'm ALSO "into" … "Meticulous Mathematical-Applications".
… ALSO, I AM & WOULD-BE in the "A.J.K.A.I." -- "American Jujitsu & Karate Association International" AND the ('FAUX'-) "Awkwardly-Jesting but Kinda Anachronistically-Incredible" group.
… "On the OPPOSITE-end of the spectrum, I was NOT in the "NCAA" -- "National Collegiate Athletic Association". I concentrated on more-IMPORTANT "issues" … like my "STUDIES" and my (SOCIAL) FRATERNITY … AND my "ALCOHOL-imbibing". … SIMILARLY, I am a DEVOUT-"member" of the "SOCIETY" of "Not-Curt Arrogant Assholes". (… Although, I DO "push the LIMIT" of my NON-talkativeness.)
… "ALL in ALL", I--SSSEEMINGLY--possess "A.I." … or "Artificial Intelligence", … but, in ACTUALITY, 'tis JUST that I AM … an "Academic-Improbability".
(… So, … "EAT it!")
"We can-NOT become what/who we WANT
by REMAINING what/who we ARE."
(--Max De Pree)
… When we can not change a situation,
we are challenged to change ourselves.
(… My "situation" INVOLVES "CHANGING MYSELF".
… Ergo, I spend ALL … "86,400 MINUTES"/"5,184,000
SECONDS" of EACH & EVERY DAY in a
"BATTLE"/"SEARCH" for my "TRUE-IDENTITY"!)
I do NOT attend Church on THIS "FIRST-day of the week",
'cuz
"I have a SLIGHT-problem with the WHOLE 'Celestial-
DICTATORSHIP'."
(--Stephen Hawking, 'The Theory of Everything')
… How PLEASANTLY-IRONIC! … Dr. Hawking's PhD-paper
was about "time" … JUST as I began watching 'The Theory
of EVERYTHING', … AND I started REALLY-
exercising/stretching my hand-NERVES. … My MAIN-
NURSE said "'NERVES' take MUCH longER than
'MUSCLES' do to 'RE-build'" … ANEW.
…
Based on the Lowe's ad for "Home-IMPROVEMENT", I'd
HIGHLY-recommend that the salespeople …………….
"HOW-to be GOOD at MATH, ... ",
I'd ADD the line: "BE Altan Javit Kaynatma."
…
("I MUST 'DESTROY' the man who BETRAYED 'The
FRATERNITY'."
--Wesley, 'Wanted'
(… This … "DOUSCH" from my college-fraternity has
REALLY-"PISSED me OFF" by "F---ING-UP" my
FINANCIALS. So, I kinda/REALLY WANNA--
METAPHORICALLY--"KICK his ASS"!
(… BREATHE … SLOWLY, A.J. … BREATHE!)
...
Sunday, December 6, 2015
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