[imitating Walter Cronkite]
Adrian Cronauer: I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt
E. Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was. The
weather out there today is 'hot and shitty' with CONTINUED
'HOT and SHITTY' in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of
CONTINUED-'crappy' with a pissy weather front coming
down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass
in a wagon rut."
(--'Good Morning, Vietnam')
My (VALIANT) "ATTEMPT" at "EMPATHY" EARLY this MORNING (at ~3:00 am) (... "BOOOO! ... I was saying, 'Boo-urns."--Smithers, 'Simpsons')
... I was VERY-"TIRED" at SUCH a "DISTURBING-hour"! But, as EVIDENCED-by my BLOGGING, I am NOT "SLEEPY".
... My NOISY-"TREK" 'a mi banyo' AWOKE my housemate. So, he TIREDLY but ANGRILY uttered to ME:
"You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history."
(--Adrian Cronauer, 'Good Morning, Vietnam')
-- ME--as Adrian Cronauer: "I'm tired of people tellin' me what I can't say. 'This news isN'T OFFICIAL.' 'That comment is too sarcastic.'"
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