mix 'em w/ VODKA.
Just tell everyone you're "doing a 'CLEANSE'. ... It's SCIENCE! ... So, you wouldN'T understand."
(... "'VIRGIN'-Lemonade" is for PUSSIES!
... "CHASE" the "DIRTY-'lemonade'" with a
NICE, SMOOTH "White-Russian"/"Caucasian"--'The Big Lebowski')
... I MISS "drinkin'" (ALCOHOL)!
(... No, I am NOT some HORRIBLE-"alkie" with a "CONTROL"-problem! I just LIKE the ACCOMPANYING SOCIAL-atmosphere!)
... As a DIRECT-result of my LACK-of "alcohol-IMBIBING", I've become more-CREATIVE as to "SOCIAL-entertainment"
-- I DID thoroughly-ENJOY 2/3 of the NBA-"festivities" last night!
(... A Minnesota Timber-wolf--my HOMETOWN-team--won the "SKILLS-" & "DUNK-" contests--two DIFFERENT-players. But, my FAVORITE-player was "UPSET" in the FINALS of the "Long Distance-" contest.)
(... 'Twas NOT a "COMPLETE-loss", as the WINNER was his fellow-"SPLASH Brother"/TEAMMATE.)
... "CHASE" the "DIRTY-'lemonade'" with a
NICE, SMOOTH "White-Russian"/"Caucasian"--'The Big Lebowski')
... I MISS "drinkin'" (ALCOHOL)!
(... No, I am NOT some HORRIBLE-"alkie" with a "CONTROL"-problem! I just LIKE the ACCOMPANYING SOCIAL-atmosphere!)
... As a DIRECT-result of my LACK-of "alcohol-IMBIBING", I've become more-CREATIVE as to "SOCIAL-entertainment"
-- I DID thoroughly-ENJOY 2/3 of the NBA-"festivities" last night!
(... A Minnesota Timber-wolf--my HOMETOWN-team--won the "SKILLS-" & "DUNK-" contests--two DIFFERENT-players. But, my FAVORITE-player was "UPSET" in the FINALS of the "Long Distance-" contest.)
(... 'Twas NOT a "COMPLETE-loss", as the WINNER was his fellow-"SPLASH Brother"/TEAMMATE.)
-- I've ALWAYS-BEEN "handicapped"--MENTALLY!*
I'm--only NOW--getting the RECOGNITION for it!
-- Be OPTIMISTIC!
FOCUS on the GOOD!
((... 'Por ejemplo': I JUST "GUESS-timated" my APPROXIMATE YEARLY-"earnings" (... PURELY "$-coming-IN"/"DEPOSITS" ... with-OUT SUBTRACTING the EVER-CHANGING "WITHDRAWALS").))
... According to my RIH-search, I--ONLY--"take-IN"
~$-----.--.
(... I JUST bent-down to--SERIOUSLY--kiss BOTH my LEGS. ... "A LADY doesN'T 'KISS & TELL'.")
(... Even though the "MONETARY-figure" is ONLY-"respectable", 'tis IMPORTANT/ESSENTIAL to CONCENTRATE-on my MINIMAL-"expenses".)
A FURTHER monetary-"BLESSING":
... I NOW-have the CHOICE/OPTION of/to "taking-care of" just-about ANY financial-/economic-NEED.
... "You gotta harness-IN the GOOD-energy. Block-OUT the BAD. HARNESS. ENERGY. BLOCK. BAD."
(--WEIRDO-golfer, 'Happy Gilmore')
... Speaking-of "EXPELLING the BAD"-stuff, I JUST "RELEASED some BODILY-waste ... from my RECTUM".
(... WHEW!)
... My housemate--to ME: "'Wrecked him'? DAMN-near KILLED-him."
(--'Black Sheep')
My ANGRY-response: "(AUDIBLE-sigh) DAMNIT, dude! Get-OUTTA my bathroom!"
-- DURING my car accident, for SOME REASON I chose-to NOT protect my HEAD in a SHOULDER-roll, as I flew-OUT my car-window.
FOCUS on the GOOD!
((... 'Por ejemplo': I JUST "GUESS-timated" my APPROXIMATE YEARLY-"earnings" (... PURELY "$-coming-IN"/"DEPOSITS" ... with-OUT SUBTRACTING the EVER-CHANGING "WITHDRAWALS").))
... According to my RIH-search, I--ONLY--"take-IN"
~$-----.--.
(... I JUST bent-down to--SERIOUSLY--kiss BOTH my LEGS. ... "A LADY doesN'T 'KISS & TELL'.")
(... Even though the "MONETARY-figure" is ONLY-"respectable", 'tis IMPORTANT/ESSENTIAL to CONCENTRATE-on my MINIMAL-"expenses".)
A FURTHER monetary-"BLESSING":
... I NOW-have the CHOICE/OPTION of/to "taking-care of" just-about ANY financial-/economic-NEED.
... "You gotta harness-IN the GOOD-energy. Block-OUT the BAD. HARNESS. ENERGY. BLOCK. BAD."
(--WEIRDO-golfer, 'Happy Gilmore')
... Speaking-of "EXPELLING the BAD"-stuff, I JUST "RELEASED some BODILY-waste ... from my RECTUM".
(... WHEW!)
... My housemate--to ME: "'Wrecked him'? DAMN-near KILLED-him."
(--'Black Sheep')
My ANGRY-response: "(AUDIBLE-sigh) DAMNIT, dude! Get-OUTTA my bathroom!"
-- DURING my car accident, for SOME REASON I chose-to NOT protect my HEAD in a SHOULDER-roll, as I flew-OUT my car-window.
((... My NeuroPsychologist--to ME: "You 'played' a VERY-DANGEROUS 'game'."
MY-response: "'CHANGE' always IS."
(--'The Matrix Revolutions'))
(... This-SITUATION would ALSO apply-to/-for ANY-aspect of my CURRENT EVERYDAY-life.)
MY-response: "'CHANGE' always IS."
(--'The Matrix Revolutions'))
(... This-SITUATION would ALSO apply-to/-for ANY-aspect of my CURRENT EVERYDAY-life.)
KEY
* = I like-to use "SARCASTIC-hyperbole" to describe my LIFETIME-"academic-/mental-SUPERIORITY" ... to/"OVER" the "COMMON-folk".
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