-- So, I woke-UP at ~5:34 am & REALLY HAD-to urinate. So, I TRIED-to "WAIT-it-out" for the 6:00 am "shift-CHANGE". ... But, I couldN'T. ... So, I "WALKED" 45 STEPS to my toilet, "set up camp", STOOD & "let her FLY". .................
... (WARNING) LATER that MORNING (at ~10:10 am ... EST), I "UNLEASHED a 'FECAL-FRENZY' ... upon my 'porcelain-THRONE'".
(... AAAHHH!)
-- WHEN I'm MAD, EITHER my EXTERNAL-penis "retracts-INWARD into my stomach" & I CRY,
OR
I turn-into a PSYCHOPATH.
... There IS NO in-BETWEEN.
... LATELY, I've been "OVERCOMING my EXTREME-emotions", "harnessing my 'CHI'", FOCUSING-on NUMBERS & just-EXPLAINING my frustrationS with WORDS.
(... YAY!)
... My "NeuralPsychoTherapist-about ME"
"You're a ... FUCKIN' PSYCHOOOOOOO!"
MY DEFENSIVE-response:
"HEY! DoN'T 'JUMP-to FALSE-conclusions, ... BEFORE you've PROPERLY-analyzed the situation."
(--'Grosse Pointe Blank')
--"TRYING & NOT-succeeding" is NOT "FAILURE".
... 'Tis PART-of the PROCESS of "Discovering what WORKS".
... Cut yourself some slack. Life is full of screw-ups.
We're SUPPOSED-to make MISTAKES sometimes.
It's a REQUIRED-part of the LEARNING-process.
-- We live on a big, blue planet that circles-AROUND a ball-of-FIRE next-to a moon that moves the sea, ... yet you doN'T believe in ... MIRACLES?!
...
Have ya MET ... ME?!
-- I (ALWAYS) have a "'martial arts'-MIND".
... I devised/designed a NEW "'Karate + Wrestling + Jujitsu'-TECHNIQUE"--ALL in ~"HALF an hour" ... this MORNING.
(... WAS I INSPIRED-by my FAVORITE TV-show--'NUMB3RS'--running SIMULTANEOUSLY, ... DURING my "CREATING"?!)
-- I caN'T RESIST "watching 'Good Will Hunting', ... when I "channel-SURF" & "FIND it".
(... I can--TOTALLY-/UN-fortunately--RELATE-to MUCH of the LEGENDARY-film--the LONESOME, HEARTBROKEN, AGGRESSIVE, LOGICAL, ACADEMICALLY-GIFTED, MATHEMATICAL-GENIUS!)
(... I DO-appreciate that my housemate has-NOT quoted the psychologist to comment-on ANY of MY activity-RECOMMENDATIONS:
... "It's NOT ABOUT-YOU, you MATHEMATICAL-FUCK!")
... Speaking-OF my very-HELPFUL housemate, he GENEROUSLY-organized a "MEETING" for MY FIRST-attempt at MY "Quiz #3" for MY "grad school"-'ACCT & FINANCE'-class ... for "between 2p & 4p THIS Saturday.
________________________________________________
... In lieu of my JUST-"finding-OUT" that my "'Finance & Accounting'-FOUNDATIONS"-class WILL-affect my (3.82) GPA, I now-feel INTENSE-PRESSURE to EARN an 'A'!
... I WANNA-sing THIS ... AFTER the class CONCLUDES ... in several weeks:
VIOLENT FEMMES LYRICS
"When I'm out walkin', I strut my stuff -- yeah, I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite; I just might stop to check you out
Let me go on... like I blister in the sun
Let me go on... big hands, I know you're the one
Body and beats, I stain my sheets -- I don't even know why
My girlfriend, she's at the end -- she is starting to cry
Let me go on... like I blister in the sun
Let me go on... big hands, I know you're the one
When I'm out walkin', I strut my stuff -- yeah, I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite; I just might stop to check you out
When I'm out walkin', I strut my stuff -- yeah, I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite; I just might stop to check you out
Body and beats, I stain my sheets -- I don't even know why
My girlfriend, she's at the end -- she is starting to cry
When I'm out walkin', I strut my stuff -- yeah, I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite; I just might stop to check you out
Let me go on... like I blister in the sun
Let me go on... big hands, I know you're the one"
________________________________________________I'm high as a kite; I just might stop to check you out
Let me go on... like I blister in the sun
Let me go on... big hands, I know you're the one
Body and beats, I stain my sheets -- I don't even know why
My girlfriend, she's at the end -- she is starting to cry
Let me go on... like I blister in the sun
Let me go on... big hands, I know you're the one
When I'm out walkin', I strut my stuff -- yeah, I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite; I just might stop to check you out
When I'm out walkin', I strut my stuff -- yeah, I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite; I just might stop to check you out
Body and beats, I stain my sheets -- I don't even know why
My girlfriend, she's at the end -- she is starting to cry
When I'm out walkin', I strut my stuff -- yeah, I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite; I just might stop to check you out
Let me go on... like I blister in the sun
Let me go on... big hands, I know you're the one"
...
(A.J.'s version, entitled
'Crippie OUT o' Chair':)
"When I'm IN my CHAIR, I THINK a-LOT. ... 'Tis about 'WAH-KING'!
I can-NOT YET-TAAALK! I just-MIGHT WAAALK to PROVE I CAN!
I'll just WALK-OOONNN ... like a Crippie OUT o' CHAIR!
I'll just WALK-ON, ... strong-NERVES, I KNOW you're in THERE!
MY pair o'LEGS: ... The LEFT-one BEGS: ... 'PLEE-HEEZ RE-make me STRONG!'
'PAY-shentz' 'running THIN', 'KUHM-POSED' I've 'BIHN'. ... It has been QUITE-LONG!
I'll just WALK-OOONNN ... like a Crippie OUT o' CHAIR!
I'll just WALK-ON, ... strong-NERVES, I KNOW you're in THERE!
When I'm IN my CHAIR, I THINK a-LOT. ... 'Tis about 'WAH-KING'!
I can-NOT YET-TAAALK! I just-MIGHT WAAALK to PROVE I CAN!
When I'm IN my CHAIR, I THINK a-LOT. ... 'Tis about 'WAH-KING'!
I can-NOT YET-TAAALK! I just-MIGHT WAAALK to PROVE I CAN!
MY pair o'LEGS: ... The LEFT-one BEGS: ... 'PLEE-HEEZ RE-make me STRONG!'
'PAY-shentz' 'running THIN', 'KUHM-POSED' I've 'BIHN'. ... It has been QUITE-LONG!
MY pair o'LEGS: ... The LEFT-one BEGS: ... 'PLEE-HEEZ RE-make me STRONG!'
'PAY-shentz' 'running THIN', 'KUHM-POSED' I've 'BIHN'. ... It has been QUITE-LONG!
When I'm IN my CHAIR, I THINK a-LOT. ... 'Tis about 'WAH-KING'!
I can-NOT YET-TAAALK! I just-MIGHT WAAALK to PROVE I CAN!
I'll just WALK-OOONNN ... like a Crippie OUT o' CHAIR!
I'll just WALK-ON, ... strong-NERVES, I KNOW you're in THERE!"
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-- I had ANOTHER GREAT Karate-class VIEWING tonight!
... I ASKED-for a "PROJECT" to "PREPARE" a "SPEECH"--to give the KIDS--about PERSEVERANCE & DEDICATION ... as MY "homework". ... My "PROFESSOR" EXCITEDLY-granted me the OPPORTUNITY.
(... "ASK, ... & you SHALL RECEIVE!")
-- DoN'T gimme your 'FAUX'-empathy!
... The ONLY-people who UNDERSTAND "ROCK-BOTTOM" are the ones who have BEEN-there.
...
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