(SONG) "It's 5 o'clock SOMEWHERE!"

... 
"'OVER-thinking' 'KILLS' happiness.  ... KEEP your mind POSITIVE, & doN'T 'CHURN-over' things you canNOT change."
(--WomenWorking.com)
(... My UN-tiring BRAIN's CONSTANT-activity is ... ONLY a PORTION-of MY problemS.)
(... Since I--a MAN--am quoting a website SPECIFICALLY-FOR WOMEN, is THAT SEEMINGLY-questionable GENDER-identification ... also a "PORTION-of my problemS"?!*)

-- There are WAY too-MANY "JUDGES" in "Society".
To y'ALL:
"[You] laugh-at ME, because I'm DIFFERENT.
... I laugh-at [YOU], because [you're] ALL the SAME."
(--Linda Powell)
(... I laugh WITH me, because I'm "PISS-your-pants"-FUNNY!)
(... Can I get an "AMEN!"?) 

... IF I sold DRUGS, I'd "make a FORTUNE" with/on MY "Crystal-MATH"!


-- WE "MAKE our CHOICES", ... THEN "our-CHOICES MAKE us".
... When we feel we doN'T have any-CHOICE in a situation, confidence plummets and we feel power-LESS.  When we begin to UNDERSTAND that we DO have a CHOICE in HOW we PERCEIVE a situation, confidence will IMPROVE, 'cuz we realize that we can actually DO something about it. We aren't just helplessly reacting to life anymore; we begin CREATING our RESPECTIVE-lives.


-- "STOP being AFRAID-of what COULD go-WRONG, & START being EXCITED-about what could go-RIGHT."
(--Dean Graziosi, deansfreebook.com)

-- "STAND ... BEFORE you WALK.  ... RECOVERY."
(--My GYM --> 'NeuroFit 360')

... I had a GREAT-workout with a relatively-NEW trainer/student!  I JOKINGLY-explained what I CAN & caN'T do ... & WHY.
(... She ASKED if I was "making-FUN of [her]".  ... I chuckled & said, "I ONLY TEASE those with whom I am most-comfortable."
(PAUSE)
(... I ACTUALLY spelled-out: "Just 'smile & nod' at my grammar.")   
... After I explained my CATASTROPHIC-accident, she EXCLAIMED, 
"WOW!  You're KIDDING-me."
My reply: "(AUDIBLE-sigh) Nope.  I have a whole-DIFFERENT face for JOKES."

... I've REALLY-been PRACTICING my "SIDE-stepping" ... INDIVIDUALLY & SEPARATELY.  
(... I'm FINALLY gettin' SOMEWHAT-good at it!)


-- "The formula for SUCCESS: PRACTICE and CONCENTRATION ... then, MORE practice & MORE concentration!"
(--Jackie Chan)  
(... I'm gonna HAFTA-concur.)


-- (AUDIBLE-sigh) "NORMAL" is WAY-overrated.


-- "People CRY, ... NOT-because they are WEAK.  
... It's because they've been STRONG ... for TOO-long."
(--Johnny Depp)
(... Now, WHAT does the scientific-FACT that "I doN'T/caN'T CRY" ... say about ME?!
... APPARENTLY, I "bottle-up"/INTERNALIZE many/ALL of my EMOTIONS, ... "WEAKENING" me.  ... From a more POSITIVE-/OPTIMISTIC-/LOGICAL-approach/-outlook, I SIMPLY ALWAYS-"play it COOL".        


-- I was "WATCHING" some NCAA-WRESTLING highlights on my laptop ... with my eyes-CLOSED, 'cuz I was VISUALIZING what I WOULD-DO in THOSE-situations.  ... My housemate comes-INTO my room & chuckles AT-me: 
"[Ha ha HA!] Dude, ARE you TRYING-to 'feel-UP' your 'IMAGINARY-friend'?!  ... 'Cuz THAT's just-SAD!"
... MY-response: "[Chuckle] ACTUALLY, I was enjoying some virtual reality. You ruined it with your actual face."    


-- "Question-NOT the ... POSITIVE-aspect(S) of KARMA.  ... Just 'GO with the FLOW.'  ... But, ANALYZE the 'Who/What/Where/When/Why/How's of NEGATIVE-KARMA, ... in order-to IMPROVE future-results."
(-- Altan J. Kaynatma)
... Since the SETTLEMENT of my lawsuit-AGAINST the AWFUL-/IRRESPONSIBLE-"tire-company" on November 15, 2010**, I've actually-MADE (SSSHHH!) ~$734,861.91 ... SOMEHOW.
(... HHHMMM, THAT's ... ~$367.61 per-DAY ... for 1,999 days!)
(... Any/ALL ... MONETARY-calculations are ONLY "GUESS-timates".  So, they COULD-be seventeen MILLION dollars ... OR zero cents.  WHO KNOWS?!)
(... I DO.)
(... SSSHHH!)
(... SAID "PROFIT" is PROOF that ANYONE can-actually INcrease his/her FINANCIAL-value/-worth by--essentially/basically--JUST "sittin' on his ASS"!) 


-- "'Card-counting' is NOT 'CHEATING'!  ... It's 'APPLYING Probability & Statistics to a GAME'!"
(--Dr. Larry, 'NUMB3RS')   
(.. I've LONG-been ABLE-to SEMI-"COUNT-cards".  I just haveN'T "seen" any NEED-to pursue/practice/hone SAID-"SKILL", ... UNTIL I recently-discovered that a FRIEND is a PROFESSIONAL "POKER-player".
... HHHMMM.  PERHAPS, he & I should TEAM-up.)



-- My EVERYDAY-life/"consistently-REPEATED tasks" is/are USUALLY rather UN-eventful.
(  : (  )
... THUS, I "POST" a FEW of my THOUGHTS via QUOTES & MOVIES.
... ALSO, I DO-ENJOY BOTH/EITHER going-OUT with friends AND/OR staying-IN to HOST "par-TAYS".
(... I'm a SOCIAL-being ... NOT a "Social-IST".)

-- I certainly APPRECIATE "empathy", but you know what REALLY "burns my cookies"?!

…
When people have the "BALLZ"/STUPIDITY to tell ME: "Oh, I KNOW how YOU feel."
(… 'Cuz you doN'T have the slightest … CLUE what FRUSTRATION is, 'til YOU've had PHENOMENAL brain-/ neurological-/academic-"STRENGTH" ... "TAKEN-from" you by UN-cooperating LEGS & various "deadened"-NERVES!)
(… Psychosomatically, I'm NOT even PHYSICALLY-ABLE to CRY!)


-- I thought I'd "END" my "WORK" for the night by 
... doing 100 COMBOS of "REVERSE-crunches AND HALF-situps" ... AND 
... watching assorted sports & "Late-Night"s.

-- In conclusion,
YES, I AM a MIRACULOUS "ANOMALY" who WELCOMES/APPRECIATES "support"!
… Furthermore, I ALWAYS welcome any guest to "DISTRACT me" from my WOES.
... All in ALL, I PREFER "SYMPATHY" to "EMPATHY", ... 'cuz it's virtually-IMPOSSIBLE to FIND someone/ANYONE who's EXPERIENCED the "PAIN & SUFFERING" I have.

KEY 
* = ONLY-I can TEASE "Altan J. Kaynatma", 'cuz ...
I SAID-so. 
(... I'm sticking-OUT my tongue.) 

** = I JUST learned-of the DATE of SAID-"settlement".
... So, 'twas AS-IF the American JUDICIAL-system sang, "Happy BELATED 'Quarter-century ... & a HALF' Birthday, A.J.!"
(... His ACTUAL "HALF-birthday" is October 8th.)

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