…
(--The Riddler, 'Batman Forever')
FULL-names are so FORMAL!
Here, loosen your slacks, and just use initials. Or, use HALF-initials & HALF-names.
(… ME: "Hi, I'm known WELL-across the MEDICAL-community as 'E. Nigma'.")
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...
"People are ALWAYS fearful of what they doN'T understand."
(--BATMAN, 'Batman Begins')
Ergo, according to MY "doctorS" (MULTIPLE), I MUST be "GASP-inducing", "PISS-your-pants" TERRIFYING!
…
BOO!
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…
Last night, my buddy & I had our (RESPECTIVE) 'rents … & their friends over for a SMALL "dinner-party".
Well, SURE ENOUGH, as my buddy cooked 'paella' last night, I--VERBALLY, EXCITEDLY--asked/told him:
"WHAT are you cooking? 'Cuz I can SMELL meat & spices."
(… It was CHICKEN & seasonings.)
(… So, my NASAL-sensory organs are … STARTING to return.)
((… YAY! ( : ) ))
(… NEXT "project": TASTE!)
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…
"People NEED dramatic examples to shake them out of APATHY.
And, I caN'T do that as ('A.J. Kaynatma'). As a MAN, I'm flesh & blood. I can be IGNORED. I can be DESTROYED. But, as a SYMBOL … as a symbol, I can be IN-corruptible. I can be ever-LASTING."
(--Bruce Wayne, 'Batman Begins')
((… My "SYMBOL" shall be …
a (HUMAN)-brain strapped into a wheelchair.))
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…
"CHAMPIONS 'PAY the PRICE'!"
(--Offensive-line coach, 'Remember the Titans')
I KNOW that I'm a "WINNER"! So, DESPITE my NUMEROUS--somewhat recent--"SETBACKS", I HAFTA … CONTINUE to "OVERCOME my MANY (VARIOUS) 'HURDLES'"!
"Take the GOOD with the BAD."
(… Since I LIKE to THINK that there's a BALANCE … of KARMA in LIFE. I've had a HELLUVA LOT of HORRIFIC things happen to me SOMEWHAT-recently. Ergo--Thus--Consequently, "da GOODS" may start "ROLLIN' IN" … ANY day now!
(… I've been SEMI-patiently WAITING & TAPPING my FOOT for … OVER
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…
ME: "I REALLY appreciate the--SEEMINGLY--CONSTANT compliments & POSITIVE-reinforcement from my caregivers."
My buddy/"CURRENT housemate"--to ME: "'ATTITUDE' reflects LEADERSHIP, … Captain."
(--Julius to Gary, 'Remember the Titans')
P.S. I am the "CAPTAIN" of THE/this/MY "ONE-MAN Wrecking Crew".
P.P.S. I own a shirt with THAT message on it.
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…
I LOVE "puzzles"/"riddles" … SPECIFICALLY/ESPECIALLY … MATH-related!
…
(Riddle #1:) "I 'SEE' without seeing. To me, DARKNESS is as CLEAR as DAYLIGHT. …
What am I?"
(--Batman to The Riddler, 'Batman Forever')
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…
(Riddle #2:)
I am DIVISIBLE by EACH of the FIRST EIGHT digits … EXCEPT for "7", 'cuz it's TOO "LUCKY". ALSO, I'm a MULTIPLE of the # of DIGITS on your two hands--TOTAL. What am I?
(--ME)
(… I have WAY TOO MUCH spare-time!)
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…
Riddle #1 -- ANSWER:
"Please! (Ha ha HA!) You're as blind as a BAT!"
(--The Riddler, 'Batman Forever')
…
Riddle #2 -- ANSWER:
1,320
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In CONCLUSION,
how AMAZING was the NEW 'Scorpion' tonight?!
...
Monday, March 9, 2015
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