My (NON-paying,/"from the GOODNESS of my HEART") "JOB": (SHOOTSKEE! I FORGOT to "post" this last night!)

-- My CURRENT/TEMPORARY housemate--about ME:

"I like to think that he--or SHE, we doN'T KNOW--gives people HOPE."

(--Peter Parker, 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2')

-- (Regarding my "MARTIAL ARTS"-experience of STUDYING, TRAINING & TEACHING--PRE-accident:)
"I was 'LEGIT'.
… In fact, I was 'TOO LEGIT'.
… So now, … I must 'QUIT'."
(--Rod Kimble, 'Hot Rod')
(… In FACT, I JUST mean "NOT walking in STANCES" by "QUITTING".)

-- I told my--CURRENT/TEMPORARY--housemate:
"Since I AM YOUR 'landlord' (HIS words!), but I doN'T WANT or NEED YOUR money, how 'bout--as your 'RENT'--YOU just CONSTANTLY help me be MORE SOCIAL?!"
(… He AGREED.)

-- I'm a BIT of a MIX/COMBINATION of ALL FIVE members of 'The Breakfast Club'--to VARYING degrees:
- "a BRAIN" (to the Nth-degree)
- "an ATHLETE" (I WAS a TREMENDOUS "wrestler", MARTIAL ARTIST & football-/'futbol'-player.)
- "a 'BASKET-CASE'" (I've ALWAYS been QUITE "ODD".  Now, I just have an EXCUSE.)
- "a PRINCESS" (JUST alter the GENDER, … while I CURTSY.)
- "a CRIMINAL" (I TRY to abide by the LAW/RULES.  … BUT, "what mama don't know woN'T hurt her.")

-- I offer a "MATH-tutoring service"--'por GRATIS', & I MAY HAFTA find NEW 'clientele' SOON. My "FORMER"(?) "student" is TRYING to "work-up the NERVE" to sign-up for her BIG TEST.

-- My NEW caregiver had a SLIGHTLY-better day TODAY than yesterday.

-- (My brother--to ME:) "Imagine what you could do, (A.J.), if you could go-BACK in TIME."
((--My brother (Hannibal Lector), 'Red Dragon'))


-- … ME: "If there's anything I HATE more than PITY, it's FAKE-pity … especially from a 'WALKING-(NUMSKULL)' like (one of my FORMER caregivers)."
(--BLIND woman in 'Red Dragon')

-- … REGARDLESS,
I've GOTTA be TOUGH!

-- … Should I LISTEN TO my MANY DOUBTERS?
ME (INTERNALLY--to MYSELF):
"NO, man!  You've GOTTA keep going!  What am I gonna do--QUIT?!
That's NOT an option.  You gotta KEEP ON keepin' on.  LIFE's a GARDEN.  'Dig it', & make it 'WORK' for YOU.  You NEVER give-up, man.  That's my PHILOSOPHY."
(--Joe Dirte, 'Joe Dirt')

-- PARDON my "BLASPHEMY!
But, I'm gonna HAFTA DIS-agree with the YOUNG "Charles Xavier".
(--'X-Men: Days of Future Past')
… Inorder to RE-gain

-- Now, please excuse me (at 5:00 pm). while I get ready for my dinner-PARTY.



-- …I GUESS that my FESTIVITIES & company were just TOO FUN (… They WERE!) to allow me TIME/ENERGY to "post".
((… METAPHORICAL) 'SHIT' happens."))



-- … In CONCLUSION,
((ASIDE--to MYSELF: "STOP!  Let ME do it!  Yes, I WILL acknowledge your 'POSSE'.")
Yes, y'all MIGHT say that I have LOW-grade "MULTIPLE-personalities.  But, I ALWAYS try to "put my BEST foot FORWARD".
(… METAPHORICALLY)



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