…
(British-accent:)
CURRENT-ME to COLLEGE-ME"
"I doN'T WANT YOH' SUFFERING! I doN'T WANT YOH' FUTURE!"
(YoungER Professor Xavier to Wolverine, 'X-Men: Days of Future Past')
…
"When you have a 'dream', … you 'FOLLOW that DREAM' … NO MATTER WHAT!"
(--A.J., 'Clipped')
((… "I have a DREAM … "(--Dr. Martin Luther King) that ONE DAY, I SHALL … WALK … AGAIN.))
…
"'Cuz you NEVER get a SECOND-chance to 'make a FIRST-impression'!"
(--Danni, 'Clipped')
"NEVER let ANYONE tell you that you caN'T do something!"
(--americanwomenveterans.org)
(… "Go … AGAINST … the grain.")
… It INFURIATES me to be REJECTED/DENIED/"shot-down"!
((… RELAX! I'm NOT gonna "blow a gasket" & morph into "The INCREDIBLE HULK".
(… I ALREADY am … "MUSCLE/STRENGTH"-wise NOT regarding an "UNCONTROLLABLE TEMPER"!)
…
Today I went-in for a PRE-training "EVALUATION".
I'm looking to begin my "AQUATIC-therapy" very SOON.
((… As my "interview" went VERY WELL, (… I "DAZZLED" my interviewER w/ my … HUMOR.) I EXPECT to START my "SWIM-Training" sometime BEFORE … AUGUST.))
… HOWEVER,
since some (from MY experience--MOST) Health-Insurance companies are BARELY SMART-ENOUGH to FUNCTION, MY AQUATIC-beginning MIGHT-be DELAYED.
(… Apparently, MY Health-InsuranceS are TOO STUPID to realize the rather-OBVIOUS FACT that "WATER-therapy" MAY BE a "MEDICAL-NECESSITY" for MY RE-devoloping muscle- & nerve-STRENGTH.)
… I NEED a "friend … WITH 'BENEFITS'"!
((… "What IS a 'friend with benefits'? … Does (SHE) provide 'health-insurance'?
--RIDICULOUSLY OBLIVIOUS, GULLIBLE & NAIVE Dr. Sheldon Cooper, 'The Big Bang Theory'))
…
"Two WRONGS doN'T make a RIGHT."
(--COMMON saying)
'Au CONTRAIRE!'
MATHEMATICALLY, an
ODD # plus an ODD # WILL produce an EVEN #.
((… BOTH my parents were "ODD"(STRANGE). Yet, they STILL "PRODUCED" an "ODD" result (ME). HOW?! WHY?!))
(… I consider EVEN #s MORE "RIGHT" than ODDS.)
… E.g. 3 + 5 = 8
7 + 9 = 16
11 + 13 = 24
… CONVERSELY, an ODD # MULTIPLIED BY an ODD # equals an ODD "product".
(… This DICTION/"word-choice" seems FAR-more APPROPRIATE … regarding MY BIRTH!)
… E.g. 3 x 5 = 15
7 x 9 = 63
11 x 13 = 143
… So, HOW'd I--an "'ODD'-ball"--become SOMEWHAT "EVEN"?!
… ME?!
"Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist."
((--Tony Stark (Iron Man), 'The Avengers'))
(… Since I'm ONLY a MILLION-aire, would I be "SEMI-Iron Man"?
… I AM--KINDA--the other three.
… PLUS, if I were a MUSICAL-symphony, the amount of ACTUAL-metal/-"iron" WELDED-inside my body would be
APPROXIMATELY a "hemidemisemiquaver".)
(… THAT's a MUSICAL-note with a time-value EQUAL to 1/64 of a "semibreve".)
(… "SEMI-even'"? Ha ha HA!
Try … "Not at ALL".)
…
(British-accent:)
CURRENT-ME to COLLEGE-ME"
"I doN'T WANT YOH' SUFFERING! I doN'T WANT YOH' FUTURE!"
(YoungER Professor Xavier to Wolverine, 'X-Men: Days of Future Past')
…
"When you have a 'dream', … you 'FOLLOW that DREAM' … NO MATTER WHAT!"
(--A.J., 'Clipped')
((… "I have a DREAM … "(--Dr. Martin Luther King) that ONE DAY, I SHALL … WALK … AGAIN.))
…
"'Cuz you NEVER get a SECOND-chance to 'make a FIRST-impression'!"
(--Danni, 'Clipped')
"NEVER let ANYONE tell you that you caN'T do something!"
(--americanwomenveterans.org)
(… "Go … AGAINST … the grain.")
… It INFURIATES me to be REJECTED/DENIED/"shot-down"!
((… RELAX! I'm NOT gonna "blow a gasket" & morph into "The INCREDIBLE HULK".
(… I ALREADY am … "MUSCLE/STRENGTH"-wise NOT regarding an "UNCONTROLLABLE TEMPER"!)
…
Today I went-in for a PRE-training "EVALUATION".
I'm looking to begin my "AQUATIC-therapy" very SOON.
((… As my "interview" went VERY WELL, (… I "DAZZLED" my interviewER w/ my … HUMOR.) I EXPECT to START my "SWIM-Training" sometime BEFORE … AUGUST.))
… HOWEVER,
since some (from MY experience--MOST) Health-Insurance companies are BARELY SMART-ENOUGH to FUNCTION, MY AQUATIC-beginning MIGHT-be DELAYED.
(… Apparently, MY Health-InsuranceS are TOO STUPID to realize the rather-OBVIOUS FACT that "WATER-therapy" MAY BE a "MEDICAL-NECESSITY" for MY RE-devoloping muscle- & nerve-STRENGTH.)
… I NEED a "friend … WITH 'BENEFITS'"!
((… "What IS a 'friend with benefits'? … Does (SHE) provide 'health-insurance'?
--RIDICULOUSLY OBLIVIOUS, GULLIBLE & NAIVE Dr. Sheldon Cooper, 'The Big Bang Theory'))
…
"Two WRONGS doN'T make a RIGHT."
(--COMMON saying)
'Au CONTRAIRE!'
MATHEMATICALLY, an
ODD # plus an ODD # WILL produce an EVEN #.
((… BOTH my parents were "ODD"(STRANGE). Yet, they STILL "PRODUCED" an "ODD" result (ME). HOW?! WHY?!))
(… I consider EVEN #s MORE "RIGHT" than ODDS.)
… E.g. 3 + 5 = 8
7 + 9 = 16
11 + 13 = 24
… CONVERSELY, an ODD # MULTIPLIED BY an ODD # equals an ODD "product".
(… This DICTION/"word-choice" seems FAR-more APPROPRIATE … regarding MY BIRTH!)
… E.g. 3 x 5 = 15
7 x 9 = 63
11 x 13 = 143
… So, HOW'd I--an "'ODD'-ball"--become SOMEWHAT "EVEN"?!
… ME?!
"Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist."
((--Tony Stark (Iron Man), 'The Avengers'))
(… Since I'm ONLY a MILLION-aire, would I be "SEMI-Iron Man"?
… I AM--KINDA--the other three.
… PLUS, if I were a MUSICAL-symphony, the amount of ACTUAL-metal/-"iron" WELDED-inside my body would be
APPROXIMATELY a "hemidemisemiquaver".)
(… THAT's a MUSICAL-note with a time-value EQUAL to 1/64 of a "semibreve".)
(… "SEMI-even'"? Ha ha HA!
Try … "Not at ALL".)
…
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