"'FAILURE' is PART of the PROCESS."

... "You doN'T KNOW WHERE you're VULNERABLE, 'til you FAIL."
(--RICH-guy/HELPER, 'Scorpion')


-- DEEP-Thought:
Why is "SPICY" the only-"FLAVOR" my BUTT can "DETECT"?

... I wanna eat breakfast, then hours-LATER, admire my "fecal-WASTE" & say, 
"OOOOO, PANCAKES!"

... "Ya know 'HUMOR' BOOSTS the immune-system & SPEEDS recovery."
(--Walter, 'Scorpion')
(... Hence, I ALWAYS-JOKE ... to "EASE the mood" of MY rather-'SHITTY' situation.)

... Regarding MY three workouts & two "martial arts"-classes PER WEEK, 
Walter O'Brien: "THIS is the DEFINITION of 'EFFICIENCY': Making EVERY-SECOND 'COUNT'."
(--'Scorpion')


-- HAPPY "PI-Day"!
(... 'Tis 3/14 --> 3.1415926525897 ... ROUNDED-off to 3/14/16.)


-- Yep, it's CONFIRMED:
I APOLOGIZE, NeuralPsychoTherapist "Doc", but my "ISSUE" of "smallER-steps" is DEFINITELY MORE related-to 
...
my FATIGUE-level 
than to 
my (PSYCHOLOGICAL) SELF-questioning ... my-OWN  FOOTWORK & STABILITY.

(WARNING) I.e. At ~4:15 am, my "stomach's RUMBLING" DISTURBED my SLUMBER.  So, I "WALKED"* 'a mi banyo' ... at that UNGODLY-hour ... to "drop a DEUCE". 

... REMARKABLY/FINALLY/THANKFULLY, I got an UN-pleasant nose-FULL of my Damn-Dastardly & Dynamic-Dung/-Droppings. 
(... YAY, sense-of-SMELL!)

... AFTER my "Excellent And Enlightening Excretory-Extravaganza", I "brushed-ASIDE" the Amiable-Alliteration ... & took a slightly-longER-strided "TREK" BACK-to bed.  
(... 'Twas KINDA my "VICTORY-lap")

... I've BEGUN-to "STAND-UP"--from sitting, BEFORE I grab my WALKER for a "WALK".  
... I STARTED-experimenting with this "BALLZY"-new, PRE-"WALKING"-setup during my ... SIX DIFFERENT-/ SEPARATE-"TREKS" during my "REST-day" 'Pah-ZAR'. 
(= PHONETIC Turkish for 'SUNDAY') 
... THIS NEW-tactic is a TESTAMENT to my GROWING-trust in MY-OWN "weight-SHIFTING".

... Needless to say, I BEGIN TODAY's blog-post rather-EARLY, ... 'cuz of my IN-abiity to (CONSISTENTLY) "fall-BACK-asleep" ... AFTER "waking & 'WALKING'.
(... I think THAT-one IS a "PSYCHOLOGIC"-issue.**)


-- WHEW!  
((... NOT!  I've been TOLD ... by (FEMALE-) "doctors" that I "have NOTHING ... to WORRY-about".))
... NEURO-scientists at the "Stanford Neurosciences Institute claim: "There has NEVER-been a particularly WELL-defined relationship between "brain-SIZE" & "cognitive super-ABILITY."
( https://neuroscience.stanford.edu/news/ask-neuroscientist-does-bigger-brain-make-you-smarter ) 
(... "COPY & PASTE" the link.)
(... Ergo, LADIES, ... "'SIZE' does NOT matter", ... regarding what REALLY-matters. 
... Ha ha HA!)


-- Speaking of PENILE MIS-understandings, I "SUFFER-from" an UN-orthodox form of "Erectile Disfunction" ... of the (LEFT-) FOOT.  ... Ya see, when I'm just lying on my BACK in bed, I really STRUGGLE-to KEEP my LEFT-foot FLEXED.  After AWHILE ... of my LEFT-foot's NOT-"flexed at 'ATTENTION'", my LEFT-ankle  starts-to ACHE from the CONSTANT-"stress" on it.

... ("Round of APPLAUSE" for the "AILMENT"-SEGUE!)


-- My housemate--about ME:
"He's a 'MYSTERY', ... wrapped-IN an 'ENIGMA'."
(--Jerry, 'Seinfeld')


-- I made my "BI-weekly" ("every-OTHER week") payroll-allotments to EACH of my ... SEVEN employEES.


-- UGH!  ... "RESPEKT!"
At FIRST, my EVENING-Nurse REFUSED-to "COVER-for" my AILING MAIN-Nurse.  
(  : (  )
But, THEN, ... I "laid-down the LAW" & got her COOPERATION.
(... WHEW!)


-- Granted, I've had INNUMERABLE "SUCCESS-stories" in/during/throughout MY ... 11,298-DAY life.
(... E.g. ... TOO-MANY to LIST/MENTION)       
So, does THAT mean I've ALSO had NUMEROUS "FAILURES"? 
((... E.g. I NEVER "qualified" for the "GIFTED-program" in middle school.  ... I (PERMANENTLY?) "DIS-abled" my RIGHT-fingers.  ... There's my INFAMOUS-accident & RESULTING CATASTROPHIC-injurIES.  ... "I feel like my UVULA has an 'S.T.D.'!"(--Sheldon, 'The Big Bang Theory')   ... Etc.)


-- To ALL y'all (FELLOW-) "MATHletes":
Is TODAY's being "Pi-Day" a FORESHADOWING of Caesar's WARNING, "BEWARE the Ides of March!"?

... (I'll let ya know ... 'YAH-rihn'/'mañana'/tomorrow'.)




KEY
* = FURTHER-proof of MY-"anomaly-ness" is my SECOND-discredation in AS MANY days that I--SUPPOSEDLY "NEED-to NOT-'WALK'-to 'my porcelain-THRONE' in times of 'Excretory-EMERGENCY'".

** = "Doc", "Help ME ... help YOU!"  (--'Jerry Maguire')



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